Zitate und Sprüche von Winston Bishop

I´m worried about Schmidt. He´s a Jew in the desert. I don´t want him to wander.

Damn it ! I can´t find my driving moccasins anywhere !

I´ve decided to give up on women and put all my energy into tomatoes

I don´t want some janky freshwater b*tch fish.

No, I don´t wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towl ?

I´m a squirrl. You are my nut. Winter´s coming. I´m gonna store you in my cheek, girl !

I don´t have a wallet. I have a sandwich bag with my license and money in it.

Nick, pleace take that off ! You look like a homeless pencil !

I just wanted to listen to Tylor Swift alone

Where are you, Schmidt ? This place is fancy, and I don´t know which fork to kill myself with.

Do not moonwalk away from me

You care about your burritos more than my children, Nick?

No! I don´t trust fish. They breathe water, that´s crazy.

Everything you say sounds really creepy when you're not wearing pants.

One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.

Cells couldn't multiply without this, the IKEA instruction manual for life, DNA. DNA is tiny yet comlex, like Tom Cruise.

Knowledge is a paradox. The more one understands, the more one realizes the vastness of his ignorance.

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.

We're not defined by what we los. We're defined by what we survive.