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I've got an update; want me to restart now or wait?
Too late!
You left an open file, did not save for a while
Turn off and on, oh no, and now it's gone!
Do as you dictate; your actions taught me how to hate
Primate
You return and cry, log in and wonder why
Edge won't stop appearing on your desktop

LOLNEIN - The Windows Update Song
 
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Hi, my name is Bill Gates and I'll teach you how to count to ten:
1.0, 2.0, 3.0, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10

MicrosoftUnbekannt
 
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Wir haben Windows neu erfunden.

We've truly reimagined windows.

MicrosoftSteve Ballmer (Microsoft CEO), 25.10.2012, about Windows 8
 
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