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Will Livingston ist ein Charakter aus The Last Of Us

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Alle machen Weltuntergangswitze als ob's kein Morgen gäb.

People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.

Will Livingston in The Last Of Us, Staffel 1 Episode 9
 
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Wie betrinkt sich ein Computer?
Er gönnt sich Screenshots.

How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screenshots.

Will Livingston in The Last Of Us, Staffel 1 Episode 7
 
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Was sagt der Leprakranke zu seiner Stammnutte?
Lass stecken, ich komm wieder.

What did the frustrated cannibal do?
He threw up his hands.

Will Livingston in The Last Of Us, Staffel 1 Episode 7
 
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Die ganze Nacht über habe ich mich gefragt, wo die Sonne hin ist. Und dann dämmerte es mir.

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

SonnenaufgangWill Livingston in The Last Of Us, Staffel 1 Episode 4
 
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Was qualmt und hüpft über die Wiese? Ein Kaminchen!

What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra!

Will Livingston in The Last Of Us, Staffel 1 Episode 4
 
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Warum ist der Luftballon kaputt gegangen? Aus Platzgründen!

It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

Will Livingston in The Last Of Us, Staffel 1 Episode 4
 
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Newspaper headline reads: Cartoonist found dead at home, details are sketchy.

The Last of Us - Left Behind, von Will Livingston
 
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

The Last of Us - Left Behind, von Will Livingston
 
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field.

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What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra.

The Last of Us, von Will Livingston
 
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

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3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates.

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I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now.

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A book just fell on my head, I only have my shelf to blame.

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I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap.

The Last of Us, von Will Livingston
 
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