Alle machen Weltuntergangswitze als ob's kein Morgen gäb.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
Will Livingston in The Last Of Us, Staffel 1 Episode 9Wie betrinkt sich ein Computer?
Er gönnt sich Screenshots.
How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screenshots.
Was sagt der Leprakranke zu seiner Stammnutte?
Lass stecken, ich komm wieder.
What did the frustrated cannibal do?
He threw up his hands.
Die ganze Nacht über habe ich mich gefragt, wo die Sonne hin ist. Und dann dämmerte es mir.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
SonnenaufgangWill Livingston in The Last Of Us, Staffel 1 Episode 4Was qualmt und hüpft über die Wiese? Ein Kaminchen!
What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra!
Will Livingston in The Last Of Us, Staffel 1 Episode 4Warum ist der Luftballon kaputt gegangen? Aus Platzgründen!
It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
Will Livingston in The Last Of Us, Staffel 1 Episode 4Newspaper headline reads: Cartoonist found dead at home, details are sketchy.
The Last of Us - Left Behind, von Will LivingstonI'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
The Last of Us - Left Behind, von Will LivingstonWhy did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field.
The Last of Us, von Will LivingstonWhat did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra.
The Last of Us, von Will LivingstonI stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
The Last of Us, von Will Livingston3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates.
The Last of Us, von Will LivingstonI used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now.
The Last of Us, von Will LivingstonA book just fell on my head, I only have my shelf to blame.
The Last of Us, von Will LivingstonI walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap.
The Last of Us, von Will Livingston