Zitate und Sprüche von Whitney Chase

Kimberly: "If you're saying that because you like Nico, you should definitely go for it."
Whitney: "Nah, that's all right. I like men, not boys."

Canaan? Is your mom religious or just super into towns of Connecticut?

Tonight, we're gonna rage our brains out at the anything-but-clothes party. I will be making a mini-dress made out of caution tape and caution - I will be showing some ass meat!

Hi, I'm Bela. Like in Twilight, but Indian.

No one in the history of the world has gotten laid wearing an anorak.

Mm! Young Stalin could get it. Right? Dude could've been on Riverdale.

Leighton Murray: "Are you just now getting home? Wait, is this a walk of shame?"
Kimberly Finkle: "I mean, is it a walk of shame if I stayed up all night in the library hooking up with my textbook?"

We don't have power over when guys treat us like shit. But what we can control is how much we let it affect us. So, I say the four of us go out, get tanked, and, who knows, maybe we'll end up meeting a guy who doesn't treat us like garbage. Or not. It doesn't matter. At least we'll be having fun.

I'm the LeBron James of being attracted to women.

Kimberly: "What classes are you taking?"
Bela: "I literally don't even know. I just signed up for anything that started with 'Intro'."

Whitney: "Why is there a tan ass print on our couch?"
Bela: "What you should be asking is, why aren't there four?"

Kimberly: "Max and I are waiting. Not for any weird reason. He's just not ready."
Whitney: "He's not ready?"
Kimberly: "What's wrong with that?"
Leighton: "Boys are born ready, so something's up."

I didn't come to college to be tethered to some dude I dated in high school. Also, I never really dated anyone in high school.

Chloe: "God, you're so much hotter than your profile. It's like a reverse catfish."

I still think sex is better when it's with someone you love, and it's an expression of your commitment.

Let's krunk out with our junk out!

Are you ready to black out with your rack out?

Carol: "Our Kimmy has never touched drugs of alcohol. She doesn't go out much."
Evette: "I believe it."
Bela: "And you don't have to worry about me, Senator Chase. I'm a commited student eager to study the sciences."
Evette: "Okay, that felt forced."

Ugh, I f*cking love college!

We're your roommates. I'm Bela, that's Whitney, that's Leighton. Just kidding, they're my Indian parents.

Four months ago, I was an Indian loser with cystic acne, sweaty armpits, and glasses. But with Lasik procedure, an Accutane prescription, and medical-grade Botox injected into my armpits, I'm normal.

I came here because it's diverse. We're from the whitest town in the world. Dad won't even eat tacos!

The 'mecca of college basketball is in Storrs, Connecticut.