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Kimberly: "If you're saying that because you like Nico, you should definitely go for it."
Whitney: "Nah, that's all right. I like men, not boys."

The Sex Lives of College Girls - Staffel 1 Episode 1

Canaan? Is your mom religious or just super into towns of Connecticut?

The Sex Lives of College Girls - Staffel 1 Episode 1

Connecticut

Tonight, we're gonna rage our brains out at the anything-but-clothes party. I will be making a mini-dress made out of caution tape and caution - I will be showing some ass meat!

The Sex Lives of College Girls - Staffel 1

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Hi, I'm Bela. Like in Twilight, but Indian.

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Staffel 1 Episode 3

No one in the history of the world has gotten laid wearing an anorak.

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Staffel 1 Episode 1

Mm! Young Stalin could get it. Right? Dude could've been on Riverdale.

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Staffel 1

Riverdale

Leighton Murray: "Are you just now getting home? Wait, is this a walk of shame?"
Kimberly Finkle: "I mean, is it a walk of shame if I stayed up all night in the library hooking up with my textbook?"

Kimberly Finkle in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Staffel 1

We don't have power over when guys treat us like shit. But what we can control is how much we let it affect us. So, I say the four of us go out, get tanked, and, who knows, maybe we'll end up meeting a guy who doesn't treat us like garbage. Or not. It doesn't matter. At least we'll be having fun.

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Staffel 1 Episode 1

Singles & Dating

I'm the LeBron James of being attracted to women.

The Sex Lives of College Girls - Staffel 1 Episode 1

LeBron James

Kimberly: "What classes are you taking?"
Bela: "I literally don't even know. I just signed up for anything that started with 'Intro'."

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Staffel 1

Whitney: "Why is there a tan ass print on our couch?"
Bela: "What you should be asking is, why aren't there four?"

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Staffel 1

Kimberly: "Max and I are waiting. Not for any weird reason. He's just not ready."
Whitney: "He's not ready?"
Kimberly: "What's wrong with that?"
Leighton: "Boys are born ready, so something's up."

Leighton Murray in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Staffel 1 Episode 1

I didn't come to college to be tethered to some dude I dated in high school. Also, I never really dated anyone in high school.

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Staffel 1 Episode 1

Chloe: "God, you're so much hotter than your profile. It's like a reverse catfish."

The Sex Lives of College Girls - Staffel 1 Episode 2

I still think sex is better when it's with someone you love, and it's an expression of your commitment.

Kimberly Finkle in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Staffel 1

Let's krunk out with our junk out!

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Staffel 1

Are you ready to black out with your rack out?

Kimberly Finkle in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Staffel 1

Carol: "Our Kimmy has never touched drugs of alcohol. She doesn't go out much."
Evette: "I believe it."
Bela: "And you don't have to worry about me, Senator Chase. I'm a commited student eager to study the sciences."
Evette: "Okay, that felt forced."

Evette Chase in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Staffel 1 Episode 1

I mean, Vermont? Why's it even a state? Bunch of potheads making maple sirup.

Evette Chase in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Staffel 1 Episode 1

Vermont

Ugh, I f*cking love college!

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Staffel 1 Episode 1

We're your roommates. I'm Bela, that's Whitney, that's Leighton. Just kidding, they're my Indian parents.

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Staffel 1 Episode 1

Four months ago, I was an Indian loser with cystic acne, sweaty armpits, and glasses. But with Lasik procedure, an Accutane prescription, and medical-grade Botox injected into my armpits, I'm normal.

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Staffel 1 Episode 1

Schwitzen

I came here because it's diverse. We're from the whitest town in the world. Dad won't even eat tacos!

Kimberly Finkle in The Sex Lives of College Girls - Staffel 1 Episode 1

Marty: "Wir könnten nach Connecticut fahren"
Alex: "Was bekommt man denn in Connecticut?"
Melman: "Zeckenbisse!"

Madagascar

Connecticut

The 'mecca of college basketball is in Storrs, Connecticut.

Jim Nantz

Connecticut

Es ist eigentlich ein Algonquin Wort, "Connecticut". Land des langen, gezeitenreichen Flusses.

It's actually an Algonquin word, "Connecticut". Land of the long tidal river.

Cooper Connelly in Sex/Life - Staffel 1 Episode 1

Connecticut

Glück kann man nicht kaufen, aber einen Flug nach Connecticut - und das ist quasi das selbe.

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Connecticut - and that's pretty much the same thing.

Connecticut

Florentin: "Wenn ihr euch wirklich mal auseinander streitet - dass man in nem Flashback diese Szene hier zeigen kann: Woran denkt ihr, wird eure Viererbeziehung scheitern? Mit einem Wort."
Nils: "Simon."

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Simon Krätschmer

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

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