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WATCH_DOGS ist ein Open-World-Action-Adventure von Ubisoft, in dem der Informationskrieg thematisiert wird. Es erschien am 27. Mai 2014.

Wrench: "Yo, Marcus. Soll ich dir beim Fahren was vorsingen?"
Marcus: "Ich hab ein Radio, Wrench. Trotzdem danke."

Marcus Holloway

Wisch dir den Arsch nicht mit Brennnesseln ab, M. Der Schmerz lässt nach, vergeht aber nie wirklich.

I don't look back anymore. I don't regret. I look forward.

Aiden Pearce

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"Fight back". Easy to say, hard to do. Maybe I'm just what this city needs. Are you ready for me, London?

Aiden Pearce in Watch Dogs - Legion

Jordi Chin: "There was a survivor at the stadium."
Aiden Pearce: "How did that happen?"
Jordi Chin: "Well I guess he didn't die."

Jordi Chin

Haven't you heard? I'm the vigilante. I clean up mess like you.

Aiden Pearce

You're a smart man, you should know when you're beaten.

Aiden Pearce

You're the only problem I see now. And I'm coming for you!

Aiden Pearce

Clara Lille: "You should be nicer to me, I'm about to open your world."
Aiden Pearce: "Yeah, well, you're not the first woman to promise me that."

Aiden Pearce

In my neighborhood, you stood up or you got beat down...So I stood up. I ran with an ugly crowd. Learned how to fight. How to shoot. I paid for it too. I took the hits so my family wouldn't have to. Mom always said we escaped Dad when we left him back in Belfast. She only wanted peace for us and he was always fighting for something. She saw that fire in me, too. She said her sweet little boy was gone - I'd turned into Dad. That should have stung, but it didn't. I was proud to hear it.

Aiden Pearce

First time I came close to getting caught was about eight years ago, I had a trainer who started questioning me. He noticed my bruises, my stitches and how I tried to work through broken ribs. He suspected I was fighting outside the gym, but he didn't know why. Would he have called the police? I couldn't risk it, so I dropped him. I needed to focus on my mental game anyway. I'd been reading up on the big cons. Social engineering. Psychology. Intimidation tactics. I needed to be able to win a fight before it even began. I wasn't there yet, but I am now.

Aiden Pearce

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It's not a crime to be an a-shole, but it's very counter-productive.

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Die B*tches heute wollen Jungfrau bleiben
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Okay... ich reiß dir die Zunge raus, damit sie mich am Arsch lecken kann!

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Lustige Beleidigungen Arsch

Vor Ihro Kayserliche Majestät, hab ich, wie immer schuldigen Respect. Er aber, sags ihm, er kann mich im Arsch lecken.

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Sir, wenn sie ihre Hand mit nach Hause nehmen wollen, dann nehmen sie sie von meinem Arsch.

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Peter: "Was sollte das denn werden?"
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Man soll den Arsch nicht höher hängen als man scheißen kann.

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Wie kann man sechs Sprachen beherrschen und in jeder wie ein Arsch rüberkommen?

How can you speak six languages and sound like a dick in every one of them?

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Sag, wer will mein Hak fressen? Ich zerhack' Fressen
Und du Hackfresse bist am Arsch wie Kackreste

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Du redest Scheiße als hättest du dein' Arsch in dei'm Mund

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Um nicht weiter in deiner Nähe arbeiten zu müssen, würde ich sogar einen Job als Saddam Husseins Arschabwischer annehmen!

Bridget Jones

2

Wenn du schiss davor hast, dass man deinen fetten Arsch sehen könnte, mach es einfach wie die andern Mädchen und bind dir einen Pullover um die Hüfte.

If you're worried about people seeing your ass, do what all the other girls do and tie a sweater around your waist.

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2

Okay, manchmal vielleicht bin ich ein bisschen Arschloch, aber die Welt braucht Arschlöcher. Weil sonst, wo geht dann die Scheiße raus?

Okay, maybe sometimes I'm a little bit a-shole, but the world needs a-sholes. Otherwise where would shit go out?

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If God didn't want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex.

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1

Ich werde dir deine Zähne so weit einschlagen, dass du sie durch deinen Arsch putzen musst.

I'm gonna knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to shove a toothbrush up your ass to brush 'em.

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1

Lustige Beleidigungen Arsch

Bei dem vielen Geld sollte man meinen, die könnten jemanden bezahlen, der ihnen die Stöcke aus dem Arsch zieht.

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1

Ted: "Victoria war toll."
Robin: "Genau, und das hast du weggeworfen, um einem scharfen Arsch hinterher zu hächeln."
Ted: "Du meinst dich?"
Robin: "Danke!"

Ted: "Victoria was great."
Robin: "Exactly, and you threw it all away to chase after some hot piece of ass."
Ted: "You mean you?"
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Wenn man mir die Beine weghaut, kann ich immer noch auf den Arschbacken weiter hopsen.

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1

Like, up the ass? Do you get used to that? I mean, the whole point of the digestive system is one-way traffic.

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Ein Rülpser ist ein Magenwind, der nicht den Weg zum Arschloch find'.

Is a male asshole tighter than a female asshole?

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Verdammt. Die kleinen hat 'nen Arsch wie eine Zwiebel - bringt mich zum Weinen.

Damn. Chick's got an ass like an onion - makes me wanna cry.

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Mamacita, Mamacita
Flüster spanisch in mein Ohr
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Trinken Yamazaki aus der Flasche
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Ellie Stocker: "Wir müssen dafür den richtigen Weg finden."
Gedeon Winter: "Der richtige Weg führt am Arsch vorbei."

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Ich würde nicht mal mit dir in einem Zimmer schlafen, wenn du 'ne Warze an meinem Arsch wärst!

I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!

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Kim hat einen fetten Arsch. Der würde sie retten, er ist wie eine Schwimmweste.

Kim has a fat ass, so, like it would save her herself. It's like a floatation device.

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You'll break your neck trying to keep an eye on me.

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Let's play a game of cat and mouse. You're the mouse.

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Eventually, everything falls apart, and I'll be there to play with the pieces.

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Trusting me? Now that's a risk you'll have to take.

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Consequences? Hahaha, what are those?

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