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I don't look back anymore. I don't regret. I look forward.

"Fight back". Easy to say, hard to do. Maybe I'm just what this city needs. Are you ready for me, London?

Jordi Chin: "There was a survivor at the stadium."
Aiden Pearce: "How did that happen?"
Jordi Chin: "Well I guess he didn't die."

Haven't you heard? I'm the vigilante. I clean up mess like you.

You're a smart man, you should know when you're beaten.

You're the only problem I see now. And I'm coming for you!

Clara Lille: "You should be nicer to me, I'm about to open your world."
Aiden Pearce: "Yeah, well, you're not the first woman to promise me that."

In my neighborhood, you stood up or you got beat down...So I stood up. I ran with an ugly crowd. Learned how to fight. How to shoot. I paid for it too. I took the hits so my family wouldn't have to. Mom always said we escaped Dad when we left him back in Belfast. She only wanted peace for us and he was always fighting for something. She saw that fire in me, too. She said her sweet little boy was gone - I'd turned into Dad. That should have stung, but it didn't. I was proud to hear it.

First time I came close to getting caught was about eight years ago, I had a trainer who started questioning me. He noticed my bruises, my stitches and how I tried to work through broken ribs. He suspected I was fighting outside the gym, but he didn't know why. Would he have called the police? I couldn't risk it, so I dropped him. I needed to focus on my mental game anyway. I'd been reading up on the big cons. Social engineering. Psychology. Intimidation tactics. I needed to be able to win a fight before it even began. I wasn't there yet, but I am now.

If God didn't want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex.

Like, up the ass? Do you get used to that? I mean, the whole point of the digestive system is one-way traffic.

Is a male asshole tighter than a female asshole?

Incoming friendly fire! Dodge - or don't. Your call.

Dispense peace with the ultimate weaponry!

Return, refit, and redeploy to purge the stain of this failure with the peroxide of victory.

Sylvanas: "Isn't it obvious, Warchief? I serve the Horde."
Garrosh: "Watch your clever mouth, b*tch!"

My ideals have no stains.
I must correct you. People here bear no sins in the eyes of the gods... Only laws and the Tribunal can judge someone.
They can judge even me. So praise my magnificence and purity.

Look at me. I'm cranked on speed most of the time, but I'm productivity personified.

Michael: "I'm trying to relate to you."
Jimmy: "No, you're trying to take me on some nostalgia trip. You're such a cliche."
Michael: "Oh! says the dope-smoking, game-playing, live-at-home, world-owes-him-a-living millennial."

Lester: "It's hard to get motivated on a job without financial incentive."
Michael: "You can't put a price on freedom."

CJ: "Can you shoot?"
The Truth: "Kid, I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I did see a guy snort it once though. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog!"

Sweet Johnson: "You're dressed like a hooker!"
Kendl: "You two would know what a hooker looks like."
CJ: "You say that like it's a bad thing."

CJ: "Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
Cesar: "Why you always saying that? I already told you. Where the holiness does his business, is his business."

Eddie's got two tickets to paradise, and I do too... In my pants.

CJ: "You do know that I'm black, right? And not Chinese?"
Woozie: "I'm blind, Carl... not stupid."