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And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.

It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.

But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.

Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.

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Die Welt ist voller Magie. Aus Winter wird Frühling, aus klein wird groß. Alles ist der Veränderung unterworfen.

The world is full of magic. Small things become big. Winter turns to spring. One thing always changes into another.

Denahi in Bärenbrüder

Frühling Veränderung Magie

Also, ich hab mir das so gemerkt:
Hat der Schnee gelbe oder grüne Flecken, darfst du nicht dran lecken.
Ist er weiß und klar, schmeckt er wunderbar.

If the snow's white, then it's all right.
Yellow or green, it's just not clean.
I learned that one the hard way.

Koda in Bärenbrüder

Schnee

Rutt: "Du hast ein Mammut zu Schrott gelenkt, meine Güte."
Tuke: "Nicht mit Extra, der Berg kam aus dem Nichts."
Rutt: "Deine ewigen Entschuldigungen kannst du dir ans Geweih binden!"

Rutt: "I can't believe you totaled a mammoth."
Tuke: "Hey, that mountain came out of nowhere."
Rutt: "I cannot accept what you have to say."
Tuke: "Oh, come on, it was in my blind spot!"

Bärenbrüder

Ich bin auch kein Elch. Ich bin ein... Hüpfhörnchen!

Bärenbrüder

You're a little low on the food chain to be mouthin' off, aren't ya?

Diego in Ice Age

Sid: "Manny, aren't you forgettin' somethin'?"
Manny: "No."
Sid: "But you just saved him."
Manny: "Yeah, well I'm still trying to get rid of the last thing I saved."

Manni in Ice Age

Manni: "Diego, spuck ihn raus, du weißt nicht wo er rumgelegen hat."
Sid: "Einen Moment hab ich wirklich gedacht, du würdest mich fressen."
Diego: "Ich esse kein Fast Food."

Sid: "Boy, for a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me!"
Diego: "I don't eat junk food."

Diego in Ice Age

Parents, please do not leave your children unattended. All unattended children will be eaten!

Gaier in Ice Age - 2: Jetzt taut's

Diego: "Du hast mich gerettet. Das hättest du nicht tun müssen."
Manni: "So macht man das in einer Herde."

Diego: "Why did you do that? You could've died trying to save me."
Manny: "That's what you do in a herd: you look out for each other."

Manni in Ice Age

Sid: "Das ganze Gerede von der Eiszeit geht mir tierisch auf den Keks. Weißt du worauf ich Bock hätte? Auf Globale Erwärmung."
Diego: "Träum weiter."

Sid: "You know? This whole ice age thing is getting old. You know what I could go for? A global warming."
Diego: "Keep dreaming."

Diego in Ice Age

Gibt's denn niemand anders, dem du auf die Nerven gehen kannst? Freunde? Familie? Giftige Reptilien?

Oh, isn't there someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?

Manni in Ice Age

After we rescue Sid, I'm going to kill him.

Manni in Ice Age - 3: Die Dinosaurier sind los

Sid: "Maybe we could rapidly evolve into water creatures?"
Diego: "That's genius, Sid."
Sid: "Call me 'Squid'."

Sid in Ice Age - 2: Jetzt taut's

Rule number one: always listen to Buck! Rule number two: stay in the middle of the trail! Rule number three: he who has gas travels at the back of the pack.

Buck Wild in Ice Age - 3: Die Dinosaurier sind los

Sid: "Look, the tigers are just playing tag with the antelope... with their teeth!"
Diego: "Come on Sid, let's play tag. You're it."

Diego in Ice Age

If your species will continue, clap your hands!

Sid in Ice Age - 2: Jetzt taut's

Sid: "It's a boy!"
Diego: "That's its tail."
Sid: "It's a girl!"

Sid in Ice Age - 3: Die Dinosaurier sind los

With my little stick in my highly evolved brain I shall create fire!

Sid in Ice Age

Manny: "So, you think she's the girl for me?"
Sid: "Oh, yeah! She's tons of fun, and you're no fun at all! She... completes you!"

Sid in Ice Age - 2: Jetzt taut's

Manny: "Don't listen to him; Fast Tony would sell his own mother for a grape."
Fast Tony: "Are you making an offer? I mean... no, I would not!"

Fast Tony in Ice Age - 2: Jetzt taut's

Ellie: "I thought those guys were extinct?!"
Manny: "Well, then that is one angry fossil."

Manni in Ice Age - 3: Die Dinosaurier sind los

Es gibt kein "wir". Und ohne mich gäbe es noch nicht mal ein "du"!

Let's get something straight here. Okay? There is no "we". There never was a "we". In fact, without me, it wouldn't even be a "you"!

Manni in Ice Age

Sid: "But he started it!"
Manny: "I don't care who started it, I'll finish it!"

Manni in Ice Age

I just did something involuntary.... and messy.

Sid in Ice Age - 2: Jetzt taut's

Buck: "Everybody stop! I smell something. Smells like a buzzard's butt fell off and then got sprayed on by a bunch of skunks!"
Diego: "That's Sid."

Diego in Ice Age - 3: Die Dinosaurier sind los

Du bist 'ne Schande für die Natur, weißt du das?

You're an embarrassment to nature, y'know that?

Manni in Ice Age

Ich habe mit einem Teil meiner ostdeutschen Familie gebrochen, weil sie politische Haltungen vertreten, für die ich nicht stehe. Ich kann da auch keine falsche Toleranz oder Verständnis zeigen. Ich bin absolut gegen die AfD.

Nina Chuba - September 2025

AfD

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