Zitate und Sprüche von Walter White

You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me?! No! I am the one who knocks!

What I came to realize is that fear, that's the worst enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth!

You need to stop focusing on the darkness behind you. The past is the past, nothing can change what we've done.

When we do what we do for good reasons, then we’ve got nothing to worry about. And there’s no better reason... than family.

You think I came all this way, just to let something as silly as lung-cancer take me down? Not a chance!

If you don’t know who I am... then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly.

Saul: "'Cause he gave me the dead mackerel eyes. He meant it."
Walter: "Saul, Mike threatened me. He threatened Jesse. He probably threatened someone before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. Come on, grow a pair!"

Skyler, I have lived under the threat of death for a year now, and because of that, I've made choices. I alone should suffer the consequences of those choices, no one else. And those consequences... they're coming. No more prolonging the inevitable.

Jesse, you asked me if I was in the meth business or the money business. Neither. I'm in the empire business.

Saul: "I could've sunk my teeth into this."
Walter: "You'd have been the last lawyer I'd have gone to."

Quantum mechanics? We're discussing that now? Stay in your lane! You are not talking about a time machine, which is both a real and theoretical impossibility. You are talking about regrets. So if you want to ask about regrets, just ask about regrets and leave all this time-traveling nonsense out of it!

We're done when I say we're done!

I'm sorry. I must be hearing things. Did you actually just use the word "ethically" in a sentence? You're not Clarence Darrow, Saul. You're a two-bit bus-bench lawyer.

Is this just a genetic thing with you? Is it congenital? Did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby?

Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute "plans" in my book.

So right now, what I need is for you to climb down out of my a-s. Can you do that? Will you do that for me, honey?

Walter Jr.: "So how does it feel to be old?"
Walter: "How does it feel to be a smart-a-s?"

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. 87104. To all law-enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you're my big man. There are going to be some things - things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. I just want you to know that, no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart.

Walter: "How much meth did you sell?"
Jesse: "Nearly an ounce."
Walter: "Last time I checked there were 16 ounces to a pound. What did you do with the rest? Smoke it?"

I'm a dying man who runs a car-wash. My right hand to God... that is all that I am.

We're Done When I Say We're Done!

Look, Skylar, I just haven't quite been myself lately. I haven't been myself lately, but I love you. Nothing about that has changed, and nothing ever will. So right now, what I need is for you to climb down out of my a-s. Can you do that? Will you do that for me, honey? Will you please, just once, get off my a-s. You know, I'd appreciate it. I really would.

Walt: "Castor beans."
Jesse: "So, what are we going to do with them? Are we just gonna grow a magic beanstalk? Huh? Climb it and escape?"
Walt: "We are going to process them into ricin."
Jesse: "Rice ’n Beans?"
Walt: "Ricin. It’s an extremely effective poison."

First order of business is to find a new place to cook. Before anyone says it - no more RV's.

Skyler you've read the statistics sheet, these doctors talking about surviving, one year, two years, like it's the only thing that matters. But what good is it to survive if I'm too sick to work, to enjoy a meal, to make love? For what time I have left, I want to live in my own house, I want to sleep in my own bed. I don't want to choke down 40 or 50 pills every single day, and lose my hair, lie around, too tired to get up, and so nauseated that I can't even move my head. You cleaning up after me. Me - some dead man, some artificially alive, just marking time... no. And that's how you would remember me. That's the worst part. So... that is my thought process, Skyler... I'm sorry, it's just I choose not to do it.

F*ck you! And your eyebrows!

Chemistry is the study of matter, but I prefer to see it as the study of change.

I wasn't there when the meth was cooked. I wasn't there when it was sold. I didn't witness any of the murders, but I damn well knew what was happening. I was more than a willing participant. I was indispensable. I kept Walter White out of Jail. I laundered his money. I lied for him. I conspired with him and I made millions.

Sutton: "Be careful out there Walter White."
Kat: "Oh, come on, where's the fun in that?"

Christ, you two! All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.

Take it from me, buddy: It's darkest just before the dawn.

Well, you know how they say, "It's been a pleasure"? It hasn't.

What if this is like math? Or algebra? You know, you add a plus douchebag to a minus douchebag, then you get, like, zero douchebags.

Jesse: "Tell this a-shole if he wants to learn how to make my product, he's got to do it my way, the right way."
Mexican Cook: "I speak English."
Jesse: "So you understand what a-shole means. Now, go get me my phenylacetic acid, a-shole."

What's the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities?

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

What did you do? Show your barber a picture of a dog's ass and said, "I'll take that"?

Everyone sounds like Meryl Streep with a gun to their head.

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a b*tch! We had Fring, we had a lab, we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could have shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But no, you just had to blow it up. You, and your pride and your ego. You just had to be the man. If you'd known your place, we'd all be fine right now!

Walt: "How did you find me?"
Saul: "We should talk about that. It should be much, much harder for people to track you down. My PI charged me for three hours, so I seriously doubt it took him more than one."

Walter: "First order of business is to find a new place to cook. Before anyone says it, no more RVs."
Jesse: "I don’t know, the Crystal Ship did pretty good for us."
Walter: "The Crystal Ship?"
Jesse: "Yeah, that's what I called it."

Now I don’t know what kind of movies you’ve been watching, but even in the real world, we don’t kill 11 people as some kind of prophylactic measure.

Eighty-six years. But with good behavior... who knows?

If you don't like where you're heading, there's no shame in going back and changing your path.

The best that we can do is to be kindly and helpful toward our friends and fellow passengers who are clinging to the same speck of dirt while we are drifting side by side to our common doom.

During incarceration, defendant Goodman to receive one pint Blue Bell mint chocolate chip ice cream every Friday for the duration.

Go in there with the confidence of an incredibly average white man.

Facing the truth is really important. Ultimately, the truth always makes us stronger.

The future is easy because it doesn't exist; but the past is painful because it lives forever.