Bartender: "You ain't driving, are you?"
Santa: "I steer a little, but the reindeer do most of the work."
You have $300 million in your personal vault. That's what I want for Christmas.Violent Night, von Ben
"This is my forth year as a Santa. How about you?"
"I started the whole damn thing."
Santa Claus is coming to town. Time for some seasons beatings.Violent Night, von Santa Claus
Trudy: "And what do you do to the naughty ones?"
Santa: "I give them a lump of coal."
Who is he? Cause it's not your typical mall Santa.Violent Night
All right, revelers. Welcome to your worst Christmas ever!Violent Night, von Ben