Bartender: "You ain't driving, are you?"
Santa: "I steer a little, but the reindeer do most of the work."
Santa: "I steer a little, but the reindeer do most of the work."
Santa Claus
You have $300 million in your personal vault. That's what I want for Christmas.
Ben
"This is my fourth year as a Santa. How about you?"
"I started the whole damn thing."
"I started the whole damn thing."
Santa Claus
Santa Claus is coming to town. Time for some seasons beatings.
Santa Claus
Trudy: "And what do you do to the naughty ones?"
Santa: "I give them a lump of coal."
Santa: "I give them a lump of coal."
Santa Claus
Who is he? Cause it's not your typical mall Santa.
All right, revelers. Welcome to your worst Christmas ever!
Ben