Zitate und Sprüche von Vince Vaughn

I was lucky I always got along with girls. It was never like a big deal. I had a lot of girls that I was friends with that I wasn't sexual with. I think having two older sisters made me comfortable like that. I just like people, so I can just go up and say whatever.

I moved out at 18. I always studied classes and trained a lot, you know. I think nowadays is such a different time because there's so many channels promoting the celebrity aspect of things.

I loved Old School. I thought Old School was very different than a lot of the comedies that had come out. And that character I liked. I tried to ground him very much in reality and play him very much finding things important to him that are somewhat ridiculous.

If I'm not interested in a woman, I'm straight-forward. Right after sex, I usually say, 'I can't do this anymore. Thanks for coming over!'

The last book I read was the book I've been rereading most of my life, The Fountainhead.

We're racing toward the extinction of our species. We not only lack dominion over nature, we're subordinate to it.

The world has just changed so radically, and we're all running to catch up.

Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

These creatures require our absence to survive, not our help. And if we could only step aside and trust in nature, life will find a way.

Ian Malcolm: "I told the truth."
Peter Ludlow: "Your version of it."
Ian Malcolm: "There are no versions of the truth."

John Hammond: "There is no doubt our attractions will drive kids out of their minds."
Dr. Alan Grant: "What are those?"
Ellie Sattler: "Small versions of adults, honey."

T-Rex doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt. Can't just suppress 65 million years of gut instinct.

Ian: "I love kids. Anything at all can and does happen. Same with wives, for that matter."
Alan: "You're married?"
Ian: "Occasionally. Yeah, I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm."

God help us, we're in the hands of engineers.

The key to a happy life is to accept you are never actually in control.

If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free, it expands to new territories and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously.

All major changes are like death. You can't see what is on the other side until you get there.

While it's not very Minnesotan to brag, I've got to brag on our state a little here: We were just ranked #1 in the country for health care.

I was born in 1940 in Minnesota and grew up in the country... dirt roads, swamps, lakes, woods.

Ted: "It's freezing out there. Where's your coat?"
Robin: "Ted, I'm Canadian. I don't need a coat. This kind of weather is nothing for me."
Marshall: "Yeah. This is like a spring day back in Minnesota."

Minnesota, I love you snow much!

Minnesota Forecast. Today: Sun. Tomorrow: Snow. Next Day: Tornado, probably.

Minnesota girls - the kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom, but can outdrink your dad.

Most places would call it a crippling snowstorm. In Minnesota, we call it Tuesday.

You can leave Minneapolis, but it will never leave you.

I like Hollywood. I just like Minneapolis a little bit better.

To say 'I love you' one must know first how to say the 'I'.

'My dear fellow, who will let you?'
'That’s not the point. The point is, who will stop me?'

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing.