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Bei jüdischen Feiertagen wird nur gegessen... und gefeiert, dass unsere Feinde uns nicht ausgerottet haben.

Jewish holidays are all about food... and celebrating not getting annihilated by our enemies.

Warum sollte man keine Uhr essen?
Es verschlingt Zeit.

What is the downside to eating a clock?
It's time consuming.

Was man auch immer versucht, die Vergangenheit holt einen ein.

I guess no matter how hard you try, you can’t escape your past.

Edna: "Hallo Tür. Wie geht es dir heute?"
Tür: "Bestens. Ich empfinde eine perfide Freude daran, dir den Weg zu versperren."

The old ones perished a thousand years ago, their great cities turned to graves. In their place came new life and new dangers. I must find a way to stop it, or it will get worse and worse until it destroys us all. There's nothing I won't do to save this world. No depths I won't explore. No secret I won't unlock. No barrier I won't cross. This mission is mine alone. If I faulter, if I fail, there won't be anyone left to stop what's coming. But whatever comes... I will be ready!

These incredibly intriguing questions will quickly be forgotten, with barely an electron stirred in that well-armored orb atop your shoulders.

Ahh! The aroma of several adventure games emanates from your person.

Very well. You give the moving walkway a warm kiss. Now you both feel special.

You lick a thick smear of filth off the street, finding the taste unpleaseant. You quickly swallow it. What a smart person you are.

As much as we'd enjoy watching you get in trouble, we must advise you that this type of behaviour is universally considered either rude or amorous, which could end up getting you either killed or married.

My, this is one hot planet! But you don't care; you're beating the heat with Thermoweave Underwear.

The guard appears to be less thick than you remember him. Many of his formerly contained body fluids seem to be at large.

Not far below you is a large horizontal plane which proves beneficial in maximizing the exploitation of gravity.

The odor coming from your person makes you regret skipping last month's shower.

That's right. You have no head. That darn pool must have been filled with acid. You obviously can't go on living that way.

Wenn der Feind in Schussweite ist, bist du es auch.

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

In unseren dunkelsten Stunden,
wenn das Leben an uns vorüber zieht,
finden wir etwas; etwas, das uns antreibt,
was uns weitermachen lässt

In our darkest moments,
when life flashes before us,
we find something;
Something that keeps us going.
Something that pushes us.

From this moment, every breath you take is a gift from me.

A scar means I survived.

Everything lost is meant to be found.

The extraordinary is in what we do, not who we are.

Joslin Reyes: "It seems that anybody close to you has a pretty low survival rate."
Lara Croft: "Better keep your distance, then."

'You're gonna need a gun. Don't worry, it's unloaded.'
[gun fires]
'It's unloaded now!'

I'm gonna find - and I'm gonna kill - every last one of them.

Ellie, you're treading on some mighty thin ice here.

You know, as bad as those things are, at least they're predictable. It's the normal people that scare me.

I struggled for a long time with survivin'. And you - no matter what, you keep finding something to fight for.

But we fight, for every second we get to spend with each other. Whether it’s two minutes or two days, we don’t give that up. I don’t want to give that up.

To the edge of the universe and back. Endure and survive.

Alleine zu saufen ist so beschissen, wie in Gesellschaft zu scheißen.

Drinking alone is like shitting in company.

Ich bin die Rache.
Ich bin die Nacht.
Ich bin Batman!

I am revenge.
I am the night.
I am Batman!

This is about as exciting as the time Uncle Deckard and I spent the summer in Bramwell. People are quite boring there.

Nothing lasts forever, we can change the future.

Man sagt, Gott hätte den Whisky erfunden, um zu verhindern, dass die Iren die Welt beherrschen.

Wenn man in einem Loch steht, sollte man zuerst mit dem Graben aufhören.

If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop digging.

This is America, where a lying, cheating degenerate like myself can prosper.

Men are born, and then they're formed. At least, that’s how I see it.

Listen to me. When the time comes, you gotta run and don’t look back.

I'm with you there. There's nothin' worse than a nobody thinking he's a somebody.

Und ich fragte noch: »Wie lange hält der Flugzauber eigentlich an? «

Und so sprach Hendrikus, der kühne Gladiator, zu dem Magier: »Klar bin ich für Frieden, Frieden durch überlegene Muskelkraft. «

Wahre Stärke offenbart sich nicht immer im Angriff! … Aber weglaufen war ne wirklich dumme Idee.

Wer glaubt, dass Projektleiter Projekte leiten, glaubt auch, dass Zitronenfalter Zitronen falten!

Wenn Ihr diesen Text lesen könnt, steht Ihr auf MEINEM GRAB!!!

In Gedenken an alle Monster, die wir ihrer Erfahrungspunkte wegen ermordet haben.

Ich höre seine Stimme, die da lachte: »Der Strom sieht nicht sehr reißend aus, wir können da leicht hinüberschwimmen! «

Hier ruht »Wozu dient eigentlich dieser Hebel«-Tim

Hier ruhen Andariel, Duriel, Mephisto, Diablo und Baal (Bitte nicht öffnen)!

Er zerbrach den Becher mit dem Fächer, er trank aus dem Kelch mit dem Elch. Doch nur im Pokal mit dem Portal, dort war der Wein gut und rein.

Er hätte halt nicht so laut »Nur über meine Leiche!« rufen sollen.