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This was ours. We ruled this land. We owned the night. But man rose up against us. We were overthrown. For centuries hidden away in darkness. Tortured by thirst. Choking down dust. Starving. Until now... our hunt begins again.

Rise from your deathless slumber. You are a vampire. A creature of the night. Explore the unknown und start gathering ressources. Survive a world full of danger. Hide from the deadly sunlight. Begin rebuilding your castle piece by piece. The time has come to regain your power and claim what was once yours. Gather your army of darkness and conquer every corner of the world. Stalk the night. Hunt for blood. Become terror itself. The rulers of the night have returned. The vampires are rising.

I dreamt for so long. My flesh was dull gold... and my blood, rotted. Corpse after corpse, left in my wake. As I awaited... his return. Heed my words. I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella. And I have never known defeat.

Normalerweise vergesse ich nie ein Gesicht, aber bei dir mache ich eine Ausnahme.

I never forget a face. But in your case, I'll make an exception.

Du kannst noch nicht mal bis zwanzig zählen, wenn du nicht deine Schuhe ausziehst.

You can't cout to twenty without taking your shoes off.

Du musst von einem hässlichen Baum gefallen sein und auf dem Weg nach unten jeden Ast getroffen haben.

You must have fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Valanice: "Wie kannst du nur so unhöflich sein?!"
Mockingbird: "Ich bin eine Spottdrossel, liebe Frau, was erwartest du? Schnell, steck deinen Kopf ins Wasser, deine Gehirnzellen laufen heiß."

Valanice: "How can you be so rude?!"
Mockingbird: "I'm a mockingbird, lady, what did you expect? Quick, go soak your head. Your brain is overheating."

Does anyone know when these spikes grew out of my back? You would think I would remember something like that.

Those with power must wield it without fear. And if that power allows you to cast fear upon others, well that's a nice bonus.

I once was the head of a secretive council that controlled the Orcish Horde from the shadows. I called it... the Shadow Council. Shut up, naming things is hard!

I love big tusks and I cannot lie.

Anger management? I'm great at managing people with my anger!

It doesn't matter how many times my enemies try to kill me, I'm still not dropping the Tusks of Mannoroth! They're mine!

This is my war song. Take back my Horde song. Prove all my might song.

I love playing Hearthstone! I can send Varian to his death as many times as I want!

Just to be clear, all the loot we get from this is mine. I need it. For, uhm... hunter reasons.

By the way, every time you've ever been beaten by a hunter... That was actually me.

Some believe hunting with a bow to be the ultimate challenge. They should try it with an axe.

Atiesh, Greatstaff of the Guardian, is a unique and powerful artifact passed down from Guardian to apprentice for generations. Pay no attention to that druid holding another one. Or that priest. Or Khadgar. In fact, never pay attention to Khadgar.

The spell is called "polymorph" because with a little practice, you can technically transform someone into any animal. Most mages are simply too sheepish to give it a try.

No, you don't need to stay awhile and listen. You must have me confused with someone else.

Most people don't realize that Illidan and I were actually triplets. Poor Buenofurion.

You know what they say about men with large antlers... they have a hard time wearing hats.

I hear the wilds call. Wait... that's just Tyrande.

Night elves are the right elves.

I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.

Well, this is a thorny situation. Get it? Thorny? It's because I'm a druid! I am humorous.

Malfurion and I have one rule that defines our relationship: No shapeshifting! I am not into that!

Goddess make me fast and accurate, let my aim be true, and if today is truly the day you call me home, let me die with an empty quiver.

What the...- how long have these leaves been in my hair? Why does no one tell me these things?

You know, when women ran things here in Kalimdor, we experienced an era of peace, then the men woke up and now we face a new war every other year.

Has anyone seen my cat? It feels like it's been years since I've seen her.

I am celebrating my 29th birthday next week... for the 10,000th time.

Ah, I miss real-time strategy. The isometric perspective, the epic large-scale battles! Can't say I miss all this poking though.

Take your Warchief's advice: Don't run around doing stupid things just because someone yells "For the Horde!"

I am a lean, green, fighting machine.

If you're holding on for a Frozen reference, just let it go. Oh no, what have I done?

I'm sorry, what? Thrall and me!? Ugh, who keeps spreading that filthy rumor. Besides, everyone knows I prefer blue over green.

I wonder why they call it "polymorph" when it always turns enemies into one thing. They should have called it something like "monomorph" or "that-spell-that-turns-people-into-sheep".

Wait, is that a white hair? I hope that's not a bad sign.

Oh, I just thought of the perfect joke to tell Anduin! What do you call a gnoll that won't share his forest? A Hogger! Oh, he's going to love it!

All I ever wanted to do was study. Of course, then a giant demon smashed my home apart so that kind of put an end to that.

Are you still clicking? Was that not enough jokes? Are you not entertained!?! Sorry, uh... sometimes my gladiator past gets the best of me.

Anduin got me to play Hearthstone once... it was a bit "fantastic" for my tastes. What kind of game allows Garrosh to order me around? It's absurd!

A king is only as noble as the cause he serves.

My father once said that everywhere the Light touches is our kingdom... but not Deadwind Pass. We don't go there.

Hmm? Oh, actually, I am still wearing the helmet. It's just transmogrified to hidden.

By the way, a little bronze dragon told me about what you blood elves planned to do to my grave. I'm not thrilled about it.

Sometimes, the light at the end of the tunnel... is a train.

I hate to admit it, but you were... hm, kind of... prepared.