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I'm the bounciest bouncer that ever bounced!

Reading can be as magical as any spell.

Do not confuse Astronomy and Astrology - one is concerned with mysteries stellar and lunar, the other is mere lunacy.

Hatred has returned, and she shall not relent until she has corrupted us all. But somewhere in the shadow of her Darkness you must cast your Light, to find hope in a flash of steel, a wrath of nature, or power of flame. You must stand up to hatred, or she will destroy us all. Your time is now.

You know how much programming it takes to get a human being to accept the whole eight-hour-a-day routine?

Only a fool would spit in a demon's face and declare victory.

Everything that glitters isn't gold. But gold isn't worth a damn in this place, so this should come in handy.

After careful analysis, we are getting the hell out of here!

If you don't stop and catch your breath... she will.

You have to stay smart, stupidity gets you dead.

The paint is still fresh but I'm long gone.

We have to work as a team, I need you to survive so that I can survive!

This is my world. And you can't ever leave.

Even the smallest candle pierces the darkness like the sharpest blade.

This is where we belong. Exploring this vast and wondrous world. Its treasures call out to be discovered. Its ancient secrets beckon us ever deeper into the unkown. The further we journey from the safety of the light, the greater the rewards and the dangers. This world... it is for us. Here together, we can build ourselves a home.

The best plans involve a little danger. Just not for me.

Tereshkova: "For your information, that's a highly user-friendly gesture! It was developed by our leading expert in the field of advanced interpretive avant-garde absurdist dadaism!"
P-3: "Whatever that guy's been smoking, sign me up!"

This city in the clouds was built in 1950. Leading scientists from all the other Soviet republics live here, including the German SSR. You need to have an exceptionally brilliant and dedicated mind to work here.

From this moment on, just inject a special Neuro-Polymer encoded with the education you want - a university-level natural sciences curriculum for example - and you'll instantly become an educated member of society. Want to learn Korean? Or get a doctorate in nuclear physics? Or learn to play the piano? With Kollektiv 2.0, you can!

P-3: "Something's stuck in my head, but I I can't figure out what it is. Crispy Critters, man. F-ck."
Glove: "Watch your language, Major, we're in a public place."

P-3: "Everyone here seems so happy and content just like in China."
Glove: "You've been to China, comrade major?"
P-3: "I've been everywhere... I mean, everywhere except for China, I guess."

On behalf of all at Facility 3826, I present to you the device of the future: The neural connector Thought. It will allow human beings to be at the center of Kollektiv 2.0, a network for all mankind together, uniting the intellect of all individuals into a powerful mind, free of all boundaries.

The man was born to dream, to do great things. Flying machine, space travel, even robots. But unfortunately, there are those who wish to crush those dreams. And that's where men like you come in, Sergei.

Sanctuary was never meant for humankind. It was forged as a refuge from the war between the high heavens and the burning hells. Instead, it became a new battleground in this eternal conflict. A secretive group called the Horadrim has kept mortals save. But now this once powerful order is a husk of what it was. And Sanctuary's ancient creators have returned to claim the hearts of humankind. This is the story of their downfall.

The Hogwarts motto "Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus" means "Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon." Fortunately, this particular sleeping dragon is made of stone and will never awaken. It may be tickled to absolutely no effect.

Professor Weasley: "Ich weiß noch, wie ich zum ersten Mal den Gryffindor-Gemeinschaftsraum betrat."
Player: "Sie waren in Gryffindor?"
Professor Weasley: "Ich bin eine Gryffindor."

Professor Weasley: "I remember the first time I entered the Gryffindor common room after being sorted."
Player: "You were a Gryffindor?"
Professor Weasley: "I am a Gryffindor."

This enchanted lectern serves as the spot from which the great headmistresses and headmasters of Hogwarts - as well as Professor Black - address the school.

If you want to get the most out of your time at Hogwarts you're going to need to break the rules now and then.

Word travels fast at Hogwarts.

Magic is no different than any power. What really matters is the one who wields it.

A suprised opponent is a weak opponent.

Here I've come from the toilet bowl, where she said I could swim did Eupraxia Mole.
As long as 'twere only one time per week, I can plunge the boys' lavatory - not for the meek!
He tried to stop me did Rancorous Carpe. Sought to trap me, confine me, inside of a jar -
but he failed, as did his Containment Charms, so I took my revenge to wreak havoc and harm.
It was granted my privileges be handsome indeed, or I'd fire up the cannon and so she agreed -
to draw up a contract, with her, not with him, that if I behaved I'd have one weekly swim!

You can't imagine how inconvenient travel was before I invented Floo powder.

Better to discover one's weaknesses during practice than during a duel!

Hogwarts is full of bullies and spoilsports.

I wonder almost daily why I accepted this appointment from the Ministry.

I am blind, but it's you who cannot see.

You cannot kill God, just like you cannot get rid of the sky up above.

After years of work, a group of scientists managed to tap into the Noosphere - the Earth's informational field. An achievement, comparable at best, to the conquest of space.

RECENTLY, OUR EMPLOYEE'S ACCOUNT FOR A COLLECTIVE WORK-WITH-IMAGES APPLICATION WAS HACKED. THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS WAS CLAIMED BY A COMMUNITY FROM A RUSSIAN SOCIAL NETWORK. THEY ARE THREATENING TO USE THE OBTAINED DATA FOR BLACKMAIL AND INTIMIDATION. THIS IS NOT THE FIRST ATTEMPT TO HACK AND LEAK OUR DATA, INCLUDING PERSONAL INFORMATION. WE HAVE BEEN ENDURING CONSTANT CYBERATTACKS FOR MORE THAN A YEAR NOW. WE HAVE FACED BLACKMAIL, ACTS OF AGGRESSION, HACKS, ATTEMPTS TO HURT PLAYERS AND FANS, AND EFFORTS TO DAMAGE THE DEVELOPMENT PROCESS OR THE REPUTATION OF OUR COMPANY.

WE ARE A UKRAINIAN COMPANY, AND LIKE MOST UKRAINIANS, WE HAVE EXPERIENCED MANY THINGS THAT ARE MUCH MORE TERRIFYING: DESTROYED HOUSES, RUINED LIVES, AND THE DEATHS OF OUR LOVED ONES. ATTEMPTS TO BLACKMAIL OR INTIMIDATE US ARE COMPLETELY FUTILE.

OUR UNWAVERING COMMITMENT TO SUPPORTING OUR COUNTRY REMAINS UNCHANGED-WE WILL CONTINUE TO DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO SUPPORT UKRAINE. AND THIS WON'T CHANGE IN THE FUTURE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

DESPITE THE ATTEMPTS TO BREAK US, WE REMAIN STRONG AND COURAGEOUS. BECAUSE WHEN YOU BELIEVE IN SOMETHING AND LOVE IT WITH ALL YOUR HEART, YOU HAVE TO DEFEND IT AT ALL COSTS.

WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH A LOT. HOWEVER, THESE CHALLENGES ONLY ENCOURAGE US TO WORK EVEN HARDER BECAUSE

WE BELIEVE THAT THE TRUTH IS ON OUR SIDE. EVIL WILL NEVER WIN.

IN THE EVENT OF ANY LEAKS, WE ASK THAT YOU REFRAIN FROM WATCHING OR DISTRIBUTING INFORMATION ABOUT S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: HEART OF CHORNOBYL. OUTDATED AND WORK-IN-PROGRESS MATERIALS MAY DILUTE THE IMPRESSION OF THE FINAL IDEA THAT WE HAVE PUT INTO THE GAME. WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO STAY PATIENT AND WAIT FOR THE OFFICIAL RELEASE FOR THE BEST EXPERIENCE POSSIBLE. WE BELIEVE THAT YOU WILL LOVE IT.

WE'D LIKE TO EXPRESS OUR DEEPEST APPRECIATION FOR OUR LOYAL COMMUNITY. WE ARE OVERWHELMED BY THE RESPONSE AND SUPPORT WE HAVE RECEIVED FROM YOU. THANK YOU FOR THAT. FROM EACH AND EVERY MEMBER OF THE GSC GAME WORLD TEAM.

OUR MISSION IS TO COMMIT ALL OF OUR STRENGTH AND PASSION TO COMPLETE THE PROJECT AND DELIVER IT TO YOU, DESPITE ALL THE OBSTACLES ON THE WAY. YOUR SUPPORT IS OUR INSPIRATION.

GLORY TO UKRAINE.

SINCERELY,

THE GSC GAME WORLD TEAM

We've both said a lot of things that you're going to regret.

Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.

Science isn't about "why", it's about "why not".

Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart.

In fact, you did so well I'm going to note this on your file in the commendations section. Oh, there's lots of room here.

Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.

Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds.

Science has validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.

It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it. Hero!

I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the being-alive club.