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Daddy needs a new pair of boots!

Don't worry! I'll put this to good use.

Gross! ...but I need this.

Before you step into leadership, you may not realize the world of possibilities available to you. They are there, just hidden.

Dream. Not of what you are, but of what you want to be.

Greed and denial will seduce any destruction... even our own.

You will find no greater power than the simple thought of your own name inscribed upon a grave.

Why are these fools still breathing my air? This is unacceptable!

Time to shut you up for good!

Our long deathless winter has left us numb. Our wasted animal within, ugly and gaunt, hibernates beneath our shimmering beauty. Why do these Warframes stir us so? They burn with our lost desires, lost instincts.

It has been said that one dedicated warrior can defeat an army, and you have proven this to be true.

Only faith that does not falter may be depended on in this world.

More silently than a thief, swifter than a sunset it comes upon you and captures your soul.

To strengthen your weapon, you first need an item with the power to strengthen it.

Unser Land ist wie diese Granate, jedoch besteht es aus zwei Teilen, weißt du? Unserem Volk und dir. Und du musst es ganz fest im Griff behalten, oder wir alle machen "boom".

Because our country is like this grenade, except it has two basic parts. Our people, and you. And you must clutch them nice and tight or we all go "boom".

So eine Granate ist simpel. Sie besteht aus vier Teilen: Die Hülle, sie enthält den Sprengstoff. Der Zünder. Der Griff. Und natürlich der Splint. Der Splint sichert einfach nur den Griff. Erst wenn du los lässt, macht die Granate "boom". Ich bin El Presidente. Das bedeutet, eines Tages wirst du El Presidente sein. Unser Volk weiß einfach nicht, was Glück bedeutet. Es ist gespalten, von Meinungen, von Gerüchten. Es ist unentschlossen, erdrückt von unserer eigenen Freiheit. Und selbst, wenn du es von Herzen liebst, selbst, wenn du nur sein bestes willst, wenn du es nur vor sich selbst beschützen willst, wird es dich hassen. Alles, was du sagst, tust, glaubst, wird falsch sein. Sie werden dir mit ihren Schreien antworten, werden dich "böse" nennen, ein "Monster". Und sie geben dir das hier: "Tod den Castillos". Jetzt sag mir, bist du böse? Bist du ein Monster? Unser Land ist wie diese Granate, jedoch besteht es aus zwei Teilen, weißt du? Unserem Volk und dir. Und du musst es ganz fest im Griff behalten, oder wir alle machen "boom". Du verstehst jetzt. Beweis es!

The grenade is simple. It has four basic parts; the shell, which contains the explosive, the fuse, the handle and of course, the pin. The pin holds the handle in place, it is only when you let go that this grenade goes boom. I am El Presidente, which means that someday you will be El Presidente. And our people, they do not know how to be happy. They are torn apart by opinions, noise, indecision, strangled by their own freedoms. And even if you have love in your heart, even if you want what's best for them, if you only want to save them from themselves - they will hate you. Everything you say, do, believe, will be wrong. They will answer you with screams, call you "evil" and "monster", and give you this: "Death to Castillo". So you tell me, are you evil? Are you a monster? Because our country is like this grenade, except it has two basic parts. Our people, and you. And you must clutch them nice and tight or we all go "boom". You understand now. Prove it!

What do you and a black hole have in common? You both suck.

Go ahead. Divide by 0. See what happens.

Where does a fish keep his wealth? A riverbank! Think about that.

Some people have difficulties in sleeping but I can do it with my eyes closed.

Your fate, like a river, flows only in one direction.

Wanna play a game of hang man? I'll show you the ropes.

Slice through the opposition and judge all those unworthy with your sword.

Entangle your enemies in webs and let your broodlings tear them apart.

Shackle foes and gather them together to be smothered in flames.

Control enemies with vine and boar. Set free volleys of stinging arrows.

Mount your panther and bring airborne foes right into your spear.

There is no end, only new beginnings.

Come to Jacky, get some smacky!

There is no death, only a change of worlds.

Somebody ordered a knuckle sandwich?

Did someone here unfollow me?

My tools ain't for fools!

You better bullieve it!

I'll stick a *drill* in your *drill*!

I may be slow, but I can sure make it snow!

So much ignorance, but so little time.

Does anyone have a fire extinguisher?

Rosa is my name, botany is my game.

Slow and steady wins the race!

Can you bee more annoying?

Finally! My fifteen minutes of flame!

Haha! Beaten by a boxing botanist!

Player one, get ready!

Don't mess with Jess!

I got the drip to make you slip!

This is better than my fanfics!

Your tears fuel my laughter.

Apply cold water to that burn! No, seriously, get it checked.

Hive five!