Zitate und Sprüche über die Bundesstaaten der USA

California has officially announced that jaywalking is now no longer a crime. So congratulations to the Californians who like walking places. This is great news for the six of you.

The stars at night, are big and bright,
deep in the heart of Texas,
The prairie sky is wide and high,
deep in the heart of Texas.

Why can't you compare Washington State and Florida?
Because it'd be like comparing apples and oranges.

I grew up in Hawaii. My love of the natural world began here.

To the lover of wilderness, Alaska is one of the most wonderful countries in the world.

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?
One Mississippi.

Home is where the heart is and the heart is in Arizona.

Every once in a while, it's important to adjust your altitude.

Canaan? Is your mom religious or just super into towns of Connecticut?

The ridiculousness of thinking that some sort of global Illuminati wrote down their plot for killing of 95 % of humanity on a giant granit post-it note and left their secret plan somewhere no conservative would ever find it: rural Georgia.

Idaho cut their parks department by 80 percent. And Idaho is basically one giant park.

I like being in Kansas City. People are extremely nice, extremely passionate about the Chiefs.

I grew up in Kentucky, but I did not grow up like that. I didn't have to shoot my dinner or anything.

You're gonna like Massachusetts. It's very patriotic - perfect for a fresh start.

I was born in 1940 in Minnesota and grew up in the country... dirt roads, swamps, lakes, woods.

This city is louder than a field of Montana grasshoppers. Y'know, the ones bigger than your thumb?

I've lived out West some... I've always liked the High Plains areas - eastern Colorado, eastern Wyoming, western Nebraska.

I love the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah. I call them heaven.

This is why you never go to New Jersey!

Darcy Lewis: "No one would notice if you blew up a Dakota. Honestly, I can't tell them apart."
Carol Danvers: "South Dakota is on the bottom."

Biden has won so many times in Michigan now.
He's legally required to change his name to Ohio State.

In the 1950s in Columbia, South Carolina, it was considered OK for kids to play with weird things. We could go to the hardware store and buy 100 feet of dynamite fuse.

Darcy Lewis: "No one would notice if you blew up a Dakota. Honestly, I can't tell them apart."
Carol Danvers: "South Dakota is on the bottom."

What did Tennessee?
Same thing Arkansas.

You look like Freddy Krueger face-f*cked a topographical map of Utah.

Marshall: "Except the flames of Lucifer keep singein our back bumper as we drive through this hellish, cheese-infected wasteland."
Lily: "Wisconsin?"
Marshall: "Wisconsin!"

Then odds are he'll be near a settlement, probably close to another city out there. Ain't too many of 'em in Wyoming.

What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.

Welcome to Rhode Island! Enjoy it… because it ends in 40 feet.

In England, they drive on the left side of the road.
In Pennsylvania we drive on what's left of the road.

Thanks New Hampshire...
You're the reason 49 other states have to buy signs saying "Buckle up, its the State Law".

What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?
Old Bay.

Why do Delaware State grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
So they can park in handicap spaces.

Why can't you compare Washington State and Florida?
Because it'd be like comparing apples and oranges.

New Mexico. It's another state. I mean, it's like California, just less traffic.

What is a pirate's favorite state?
Arrrrkansas!

Why are there so many Latina's in Illinois?
Because that's where the Chica go.

What does a man from Indiana say in bed?
Hoosier Daddy?!

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?
One Mississippi.

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?
One Mississippi.

Did you know only one US president has been born in Missouri?
It's true, man.

Do you know why Oklahoma's state slogan is "Oklahoma is OK"?
Because they can't spell "mediocre".

You have never seen such lofty clouds, such towering anvils, as in Iowa in July.

I think that for me, as a UNC graduate, I value my education - I think everyone who's gone to that university values education.

What does daylight-saving time mean in Portland?
An extra hour of rain.