Zitate und Sprüche von unbekannten Autoren (Seite 5)

The first original drama based on the game "Pokémon"! Madoka Akagi, the "Main Character" moved to Tokyo to pursue her dreams. What she found... "Pokemon Red". Playing Pokemon for the first time in 20 years. Was there something important to life packed in there?

Hwei’s mastery of his craft gives him the tools needed to bring his artistic visions to life. He owes much of his skills to his previous masters, but after time and exploration, he has transcended their skill and created his own unique style. While Hwei comes prepared with what he wants to paint, his extensive palette of possibilities leaves room to learn, experiment, and master.

Why can't you compare Washington State and Florida?
Because it'd be like comparing apples and oranges.

What does daylight-saving time mean in Portland?
An extra hour of rain.

Did you know only one US president has been born in Missouri?
It's true, man.

Biden has won so many times in Michigan now.
He's legally required to change his name to Ohio State.

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?
One Mississippi.

What's the loneliest place in all of Louisiana?
Bayou Self

What does a man from Indiana say in bed?
Hoosier Daddy?!

Why are there so many Latina's in Illinois?
Because that's where the Chica go.

What is a pirate's favorite state?
Arrrrkansas!

Did you know Arkansas is in the Bible?
Noah looked out the Ark and saw.

What did Tennessee?
Same thing Arkansas.

What is the definition of safe sex down in Virginia?
Placing signs on the animals that kick.

What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.

Welcome to Rhode Island! Enjoy it… because it ends in 40 feet.

Rhode Island is the state where size doesn't matter.

In England, they drive on the left side of the road.
In Pennsylvania we drive on what's left of the road.

Thanks New Hampshire...
You're the reason 49 other states have to buy signs saying "Buckle up, its the State Law".

Maine - you can spit on Canada from here!

What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?
Old Bay.

Why do Delaware State grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
So they can park in handicap spaces.

You Know You're in Maine:

If you own more than four pair of gloves.
If every other vehicle is a 4X4.
If in March your vehicle is 43% mud.
If you leave your keys in your car and the next morning your car is still there.
If your central heating system is fueled by large logs.
If people drive 100 miles to shop in a real mall.
If more than 1/2 the meat in your freezer is moose.
If the bumper jack in your pickup will lift a house.
If dressing up means wearing a tie with your flannel shirt.
If you don't use your blinker because everyone already knows where you're going.

Asked my daughter to get me a phone book...
She's like, "Yo Gen X, how about keeping up? Just use my iPhone!"
I shrugged, took her iPhone and totally wrecked it when I crushed the spider on the wall.

Gen X is a weird existence in this current environment. I mean, our parents let us come home to empty houses and expected us to entertain ourselves. We did.

"But Dad, I don't want to go to the party."
"You're going to the party, son. The Beastie Boys fought for that right."

Boomer: "Millennials are a bunch of snowflakes."
Millennial: "Ok, Boomer."
Gen X: "[rips bong] Has anyone seen my Pearl Jam CD?"

I love the fact that adults are buying plushies, Lego build sets, Hello Kitty crafts, painting their room all kinds of colors and putting fairy lights everywhere. I love seeing all of us put our money in stuff we wanted as kids and seeing it come to fruition.