Kinder. 10 Sekunden Vergnügen, 30 Jahre Ärger.
Kids. 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.
Harry Tasker
People think i've stopped lying, but i've just got better at it.
Harry Tasker
Fear is not an option.
Helen Tasker
Weiber! Du kannst nicht mit ihnen leben und darfst sie nicht töten.
Women! Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em!
Albert Gibson
I know what this is... this is an espresso machine. No, no wait! It's a snow cone maker. Is it a water heater?
Harry Tasker
Helen Tasker: "Hast Du schon mal jemanden umgebracht?"
Harry: "Ja, aber nie einen von den Guten."
Harry: "Ja, aber nie einen von den Guten."
Helen Tasker: "Have you ever killed anyone?"
Harry: "Yeah, but they were all bad."
Harry: "Yeah, but they were all bad."
Harry Tasker
Let's face it, Harry. The 'Vette gets 'em wet.
Simon
Gib: "All right twinkle toes, what's your exit strategy?"
Harry: "I'm gonna walk right out of the front gate."
Gib: "Ballsy. Stupid but ballsy."
Harry: "I'm gonna walk right out of the front gate."
Gib: "Ballsy. Stupid but ballsy."
Albert Gibson
Ich bin so sauber wie das Bettlaken eines Priesters.
So your life's in the crapper. So your wife is banging a used car salesman - it's humiliating, I know. But goddamnit, Harry, take it like a man!
Albert Gibson
Colonel, also wenn ich nicht wüsste, Sie wären's, würde ich sagen, Sie sind's.
Harry Tasker
We're gonna catch some terrorists. We're gonna beat the crap out of them. You're going to feel a hell of a lot better.
Albert Gibson
I wanted to do something outrageous and it felt really good, to be needed, and to be trusted. It's just there's so much I want to do with this life and it feels like I haven't done any of it. And you know, the sand's running out of the hourglass, and I want to look back and say, "See, I did that, that was me, I was reckless and I was wild, and I f*cking did it!" Frankly, I don't give a shit if you understand that or not.
Helen Tasker
It's the training. It shapes you into a lethal instrument. You react in a microsecond without thinking.
Simon
Same thing happened to me with wife number two, 'member? I have no idea nothing's going on, right? I come home one day and the house is empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick b*tch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?!
Albert Gibson