Zitate und Sprüche von Trevor Noah

Zitate und Sprüche von Trevor Noah

Trevor Noah (* 20. Februar 1984 in Johannesburg) ist ein südafrikanischer Kabarettist, Moderator und Schauspieler. Von September 2015 bis Dezember 2022 war er Gastgeber der Daily Show des US-amerikanischen Fernsehsenders Comedy Central als Nachfolger von Jon Stewart.

Spotify, die App mit Liedern der gesamten Musikgeschichte, die wir ausschließlich dafür nutzen, die selben vier Lieder immer wieder zu hören.
The Daily Show - The Truth Behind Music Streaming
You don't need to show up like a SWAT Team to rescue a Barbie from a little girl. If anything, you should be rescuing the little girl from the Barbie. Should be getting there like, "little girl, watch out! That Barbie can give you a warped sense of what a woman's body is supposed to be!"
The Daily Show - Juni 2020
All the teams in the NBA will not be playing basketball on Election Day. And the Knicks were like, "Oh, no problem we don't play basketball every day, that's just what we do."
The Daily Show - August 2022
The NBA has announced that they will not be playing any games on election day and instead will encourage their fans to go and vote. I will say though, not to sound cynical but, if the Timberwolves game is what was keeping you from voting maybe... yeah.
The Daily Show - August 2022
Crypto is crashing even harder, with Bitcoin plummeting 67% from its high, which I found really interesting. Because for, like, the past ten years, every single crypto bro I've met has told me that crypto would protect me when the mainstream economy failed.
The Daily Show - Juni 2022
Usually, when Boris Johnson takes a position, the opposite position is the right one. That's why his hair is always like, "Wherever he goes, I'm going the other way."
The Daily Show - Juni 2022
I'm just curious about how you even know when Rudy Giuliani is drunk. No, because when a normal person is drunk, they say crazy things, they yell, they sweat a lot. So how does that work with Rudy? Does it work in reverse? Like, does he start talking normally, his hair die sucks back into his hair?
The Daily Show - Juni 2022
No one has ever been delighted to be in Boston in December. December? What are you excited about? "Oh, I love chapped lips and getting thrown up on by Patriots fans, how peachy."
The Daily Show - Dezember 2022
Today is Spotify-Wrapped-Day. The day that Spotify looks at our music and reminds us that we're all a basic b*tch. Thank God, Tinder doesn't do a year-end wrap-up just to remind you of all the terrible decisions you made on desperate nights.
The Daily Show - Dezember 2022
California has officially announced that jaywalking is now no longer a crime. So congratulations to the Californians who like walking places. This is great news for the six of you.
The Daily Show - Oktober 2022
The next World Cup will be in the US. Which means all the players will be allowed to use guns. Don't worry, they can't use their hands to shoot them... should be interesting.
The Daily Show - Dezember 2022
The house still passed a gun-control bill. The only problem is that everyone already knows that it has zero chance of passing in the senate. Which has got to be rough for the house. You work so hard on something that you know is going to lose. They're like the New York Knicks of legislation.
The Daily Show - Juni 2022
North Korea, voted Korea of the year by North Korea Magazine for the past three decades.
The Daily Show - Juni 2022
Es tut mir leid, dass wir in einer Welt leben, in der Menschen Waffen mehr wertschätzen als Menschenleben.
The Daily Show - Oktober 2017
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