Zitat von Travis Willingham / Grog Strongjaw (Episode 29)

Zitat von Travis Willingham / Grog Strongjaw (Episode 29)

Hello, I'd like to share the news of our lord and savior, my axe in your face!

Travis Willingham / Grog Strongjaw in Critical Role - Episode 29

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Right. I have an intelligence of 6. I know what I'm doing.

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Percy: "Eventuell würde es uns besser gehen, wenn nicht jemand aus versehen unseren letzten Auftraggeber enthauptet hätte."
Grog: "Ich hab mich doch entschuldigt, oder nicht?"

Percy: "Well, perhaps if someone didn't accidentally decapitate the last fellow who hired us."
Grog: "Well, I apologized, didn't I?"

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Only in the house of lady favors do I let my beans hang out when I sleep.

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Sylas: "You keep an eye on that house, I'll go get the others."
Grog: "Right. Can you pick me up a sandwich on the way back?"

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With my frenzied rage renewed, I run towards the water, haunted by nightmares of Sebastian and the Little Mermaid and I leap into the water, and start slashing, and slashing.

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Grog: "We have, also if you're interested, in trade, basilisk eggs, and parts of an umberhulk."
Vax'ildan: "And a troll dck."
Grog: "Nope, that's gone. We flogged him with it, and then it disappeared."
Vax'ildan: "I detract my offer."
Grog: "It was used very well."

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Kashaw: "Is there a weak point?"
Scanlan: "Our plan."

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Vax'ildan: "Good sir dwarf, clearly we are idiots."
Dungeon Master: "That's the first true thing you've said since you called me out of my meal."

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Oh, Kern, do you need some d-ck? Because I gave some to your mom last night!

Sam Riegel / Scanlan Shorthalt in Critical Role - Staffel 1 Episode 23

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In fact, we'll be keeping your weapons, your armor, and, I believe, your pride.

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Dagger's so sharp it could cut the sexual tension.

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Ethik ist ein Luxus, den wir uns derzeit nicht erlauben können.

Ethics are a luxury we currently can't afford.

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It's so rare that we're actually given the opportunity to be honest about everything; we might as well try it once and see if we like it.

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In weit entfernten Landen lag das majestätische Königreich Tal'Dorei. Einst das Schlachtfeld von Göttern und Titanen war es ein Ort voller Magie, Wunder und Mysterien. Es war eine friedliche Zeit... bis großes Unheil das Land überkam. Eine Gruppe tapferer Helden schloss sich zusammen. Bereit, sich dem Bösen entgegen zu stellen.

Long ago, in another realm stood the majestic kingdom of Tal'Dorei. Once the battlefield of gods and titans, its lands now harbor magic, wonder and mystery. It was a time of peace... until a great evil arrived. A brave group of heroes banded together, ready to face this evil.

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Hello, everyone! And welcome to tonight's episode of Critical Role, where a bunch of us nerdy-ass voice actors sit around and play Dungeons and Dragons.

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Tavernen Besitzerin: "Erst sauft ihr mir die Fässer leer, und dann zerlegt ihr meine Taverne in tausend Stücke. Und verratet mir mal, was dieser Gnom mit meiner Tochter anstellt?"
Scanlan: "Glaubt mir, das wollt Ihr nicht wissen."

Tavern Keeper: "First, you people drink me dry, then you destroy my tavern. And what is that gnome doing with my daughter?"
Scanlan: "It's probably best you don't know."

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Dein Röschen pflück ich mit Geschick
Schatz, lass dich ein auf einen F-

My lady's rose I will pluck
My love, it's time for us to f-

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Edle Helden, das ist ja alles schön und gut, aber wir machen das einzig und allein für die Kohle.

Nobility and heroism is fine and all, but we're in this for the money.

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You can't walk off in the middle of a game of hide-and-seek again. I've been in a barrel for an hour! I fell asleep in there!

Liam O'Brien / Vax'ildan in Critical Role - Episode 87

Percy: "Grog hat gewonnen. Schon wieder."
Vax'ildan: "Verdammte Scheiße. Warum treten wir beim Saufen auch gegen einen Typen an, der doppelt so groß ist, wie wir?"
Vex'ahlia: "Was denn? Das ist nun mal der schnellste Weg, um betrunken zu werden."

Percy: "Grog wins. Again."
Vax'ildan: "F- me. Why do we always play drinking games with a guy twice our size?"
Vex'ahlia: "Because it's the fastest way to get drunk, obviously."

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We don't do anything with dignity.

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Florentin: "Wenn ihr euch wirklich mal auseinander streitet - dass man in nem Flashback diese Szene hier zeigen kann: Woran denkt ihr, wird eure Viererbeziehung scheitern? Mit einem Wort."
Nils: "Simon."

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