Right. I have an intelligence of 6. I know what I'm doing.
Travis Willingham / Grog Strongjaw in Critical Role, Staffel 1 Episode 1Hello, I'd like to share the news of our lord and savior, my axe in your face!
Travis Willingham / Grog Strongjaw in Critical Role, Episode 29Percy: "Eventuell würde es uns besser gehen, wenn nicht jemand aus versehen unseren letzten Auftraggeber enthauptet hätte."
Grog: "Ich hab mich doch entschuldigt, oder nicht?"
Percy: "Well, perhaps if someone didn't accidentally decapitate the last fellow who hired us."
Grog: "Well, I apologized, didn't I?"
Only in the house of lady favors do I let my beans hang out when I sleep.
Travis Willingham / Grog Strongjaw in Critical Role, Episode 58Sylas: "You keep an eye on that house, I'll go get the others."
Grog: "Right. Can you pick me up a sandwich on the way back?"
With my frenzied rage renewed, I run towards the water, haunted by nightmares of Sebastian and the Little Mermaid and I leap into the water, and start slashing, and slashing.
Travis Willingham / Grog Strongjaw in Critical RoleGrog: "We have, also if you're interested, in trade, basilisk eggs, and parts of an umberhulk."
Vax'ildan: "And a troll dck."
Grog: "Nope, that's gone. We flogged him with it, and then it disappeared."
Vax'ildan: "I detract my offer."
Grog: "It was used very well."
