Why would people rather be famous for being sh-t than not famous at all? When did that start?
Women are better than men. And they never stop trying to bring us up to their standard.
One day you'll eat your last meal, smell your last flower, hug your friend for the very last time. You might not know it's the last time, so that's why you should do everything you love with passion, you know? Treasure the few years you've got because that's all there is.
I thought not caring was a superpower. I was wrong. Caring about stuff, that's what really matters. Kindness. Making other people feel good.
We're all screwed up in one way or another. It sort of makes you normal.
Once you realize you're not gonna be around forever, I think that's what makes life so magical.
Don't worry about your past. Worry about your future.
Here's what's what: humanity is a plague. We're a disgusting, narcissistic, selfish parasite, and the world would be a better place without us. It should be everyone's moral duty to kill themselves. I could do it now. Quite happily just go upstairs, jump off the roof, and make sure I landed on some c*nt from accounts.
Life is precious because you can't watch it again. I mean, you can believe in an afterlife if that makes you feel better. Doesn't mean it's true.
I'd rather be nowhere with her than somewhere without her.
I'm not a pedo. And if I was, you'd be safe, you tubby little ginger c*nt.
Why should you be embarrassed about being honest and saying something nice? He should be flattered.
Most things are a good excuse for a drink.
