Zitate und Sprüche von Tom Haverford

Zitate und Sprüche von Tom Haverford

One time my refrigerator stopped working. I didn't know what to do. I just moved.
Parks and Recreation - Staffel 5 Episode 19
I had to call in a few favors. But if you don't call in favors to look at women in bikinis and assign them numerical grades, what the hell do you call in favors for?
I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to ‘cause then there's more room for me on the low road.
I'm like an elephant, okay? If I walk into a room, it's like, okay, he's in there.
Parks and Recreation - Staffel 3 Episode 13
Sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot.
Parks and Recreation - Staffel 5 Episode 6

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Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?
Ann Perkins in Parks and Recreation - Staffel 4 Episode 7
If you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?
I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.
Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation - Staffel 3 Episode 2
What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.
I would like a glass of red wine and I'll take the cheapest one you have because I can't tell the difference.
I'm big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
I'm going to tell you a secret about everyone else's job: no one knows what they are doing. Deep down, everyone is just faking it until they figure it out.
No matter what I do, literally nothing bad can happen to me. I'm like a white, male U.S. Senator.
Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat. No one likes them.
Ugh. I hate talking to people about things.
I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 sushis, I barf.
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The raccoon problem is under control. They have their part of the town and we have ours.
I don't want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.
I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.
Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.
Halloween is my favorite holiday. It's just the best. And I don't have to work! Hey sl*tty teenage girls dressed as sexy kittens, pump your own stomachs this year!
There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that is lying about being milk.
Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing.
Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.
There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food.
I wasn't listening but I strongly disagree with Ann.
April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation - Staffel 4 Episode 21
Time is money; Money is power; Power is pizza; Pizza is knowledge. Let's go!
April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation - Staffel 6 Episode 10
She's the worst person I've ever met. I want to travel the world with her.
We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third.
I'm gonna get drunk and then I'm gonna order a three-course meal where each course is made of dessert.
Everything hurts and I'm dying.
Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation - Staffel 4 Episode 17
Idaho cut their parks department by 80 percent. And Idaho is basically one giant park.
Ideale Wettervoraussetzungen: Wacken soll dieses Jahr in Süddeutschland stattfinden
Der Postillon - Juni 2024
Ich hab eine Freundin zuhause. Bedeutet: Gucken darf man, gegessen wird zuhause.
Tim in Player of Ibiza - Staffel 1 Episode 2

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