You think the attachments to cafe toilet keys are big? Interesting, interesting.
I think they're normal sized.
I think they're normal sized.
I wanted to begin chatting to whoever the chess guy was... oh, it's you? What's your favorite opening? I bet it's not a v*gina.
If you're wondering where Australia's at culturally, 30 years ago, one of its TV stations decided to play the occasional foreign film.
To this day, the most common joke about that station is you can see t*ts on there.
To this day, the most common joke about that station is you can see t*ts on there.
The white guys who are really into Japanese culture seem like a trend started by Japan's military.
If in 1945, Japan had said "America we surrender, but one day your grandsons will pleasure themselves to a cartoon octopus", the US troops would've laughed.
Who's laughing now?
If in 1945, Japan had said "America we surrender, but one day your grandsons will pleasure themselves to a cartoon octopus", the US troops would've laughed.
Who's laughing now?
Früher, wenn man sich ein online ein Video angesehen hat, in dem es hieß, dass am Ende etwas passiert, hat es sich gelohnt zu warten. Am Ende ist etwas tolles passiert. Heutzutage heißt es in jedem zweiten Video, man solle auf's Ende warten, man tut es, und am Ende... ist es scheiße. Enttäuschend. Nichts passiert. Es hat sich nicht gelohnt, zu warten.
By mentioning "quickie" it implies that if you have a quickie you're more likely to die than having a longie. Which just goes to show how serious premature ejac*lation is.
Having soft hands doesn't mean I've never done manual labour, it means I do manual labour very carefully.
An deinem ersten Tag im Gefängnis solltest du direkt auf den kleinsten Typ zugehen und ihm sagen, dass alles gut wird.
