Zitate und Sprüche von Tim Allen

Tim Allen ist ein US-amerikanischer Schauspieler, Produzent, Regisseur und Stand-Up-Komiker, der vor allem durch seine Rolle als Tim Taylor in der Fernsehserie Hör mal, wer da hämmert Bekanntheit erlangt hat.

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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

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You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.

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In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.

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Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

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