My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.Tim Allen
Man weiß nicht, wie jemand wirklich ist, bis man ihn unter Stress erlebt hat.
You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.StressTim Allen
In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.Tim Allen
Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.Tim Allen