Zitate und Sprüche von Tig Notaro

Zitate und Sprüche von Tig Notaro

Mathilde „Tig“ O’Callaghan Notaro (* 24. März 1971 in Jackson, Mississippi) ist eine US-amerikanische Stand-Up-Comedienne, Schauspielerin, Drehbuchautorin und Filmregisseurin.

Ich mache immer das, was ich für am lustigsten halte. Auch wenn es schwarz ist, ich mache es.

I'm always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something's dark, I'll do it.

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As a kid, I loved Paula Poundstone and Richard Pryor. But my mother was a huge influence on my comedy.

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My career has always kind of moved forward and upward. I've never had anything kind of stall out or go in the opposite direction. I've always kind of been moving in the right direction.

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Comedy was a secret want, but it wasn't anything I pursued.

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I didn't like to stop playing for a second to bother with eating or going to the bathroom. I was a really skinny kid, and I remember my mother always telling people, 'I don't know how she's alive. I think she gets all of her nutrients from air pollution.'

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Sieh's doch mal so. Alles was wir getan haben, alle die wir gerettet haben. Was hat es uns gebracht? Was wäre, wenn wir dieses mal etwas nur für uns machen?

Think about it. Everything we did, all those people we saved. Look what it got us. But what if just once, we did something just for us?

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Scott Ward: "So you think it's a bad idea?"
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If you coordinate, and communicate, this should be a simple in-and-out.

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How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?
One Mississippi.

Alabama Mississippi Louisiana

One day, I know the struggle will change. There's got to be a change - not only for Mississippi, not only for the people in the United States, but people all over the world.

Fannie Lou Hamer

Glück kann man nicht kaufen, aber einen Flug nach Mississippi - und das ist quasi das selbe.

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Mississippi - and that's pretty much the same thing.

I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.

Richard Pryor

Sure, I have friends, plenty of friends, and they all come around wantin' to borrow money. I've always been generous with my friends and family, with money, but selfish with the important stuff like love.

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Jeder trägt seine eigenen Monster mit sich herum.

Everyone carries around his own monsters.

Richard Pryor

Imagine people calling you to find out if you're dead. I've led a real crazy life at times, and I've had many strange things happen to me, but that was one of the strangest.

Richard Pryor

I know that if I wasn't scared, something's wrong, because the thrill is what's scary.

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