Zitate und Sprüche von Thomas Byrnes

Men, good or bad, do not follow what they don't respect.

You know the difference between capitalism and socialism? In capitalism, man exploits man. In socialism, it’s the other way around.

Our weaknesses sometimes serve us better than our strengths.

Those who are seen dancing are thought insane by those who cannot hear the music. It's just a matter of finding a way to hear the music.

I must follow this wherever it goes. Even if it leads me to the darkest pit of Hell.

As an alienist, I treat mental and emotional disorders in my patients, and I try to alleviate their condition. I do not presume to cure them.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"

Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.