Zitate und Sprüche aus The Walking Dead

It doesn't matter if you're a good or bad person on the inside. The numbers don't care.

Loving someone means doing whatever it takes to keep them safe.

Ich hab' noch nie ne Frau getroffen, die weiß. wie man das Licht ausschaltet. Einschalten - das können sie, das funktioniert weltklasse. Sie werden blind, wenn sie den Raum verlassen. Sobald 'ne Frau im Haus ist, hast du Festbeleuchtung in der Bude. Und weil wir Männer technisch weit überlegen sind, ist es unsere Aufgabe, das Licht wieder aus zu machen. Und das immer und immer wieder. Jeden Tag. Glaub mir, mein Freund, und das hört einfach nicht auf. Ist sowas wie'n Naturgesetz.

Never met a woman who knew how to turn off a light. They’re born thinkin’ the switch only goes one way: on. I mean, they’re struck blind the second they leave a room. I mean every woman, I ever let have a key, I swear to God. It’s like, come home, house all lit up, and my job, you see, apparently because my chromosomes happen to be different, is that I gotta walk through that house and turn off every single light this chick left on.

Der Schmerz vergeht nicht. Man schafft nur Platz dafür.

The pain doesn't go away. You just make room for it.

Shane Walsh: "Rick, you can't just be the good guy and expect to live. Okay? Not anymore."
Rick Grimes: "I'm not the good guy anymore."

I'm the kind of man that would gun down his own best friend, what'd you think I do to some guy I don't even like when he starts throwing accusations my way. What'd you think?

Glenn Rhee: "Dale, hat Andrea vielleicht ihre Tage? Ich frage nur, weil sich alle Frauen zurzeit seltsam aufführen. Und ich hab' gelesen, dass sich die Zyklen von Frauen aneinander anpassen können und sie dann alle gleichzeitig komplett verrückt spielen."

Glenn Rhee: "Dale, you think Andrea's on her period? I'm only asking 'cause it's like all the women are acting really weird. And I read somewhere that when women spend a lot of time together, their cycles line up and they all get super crazy hormonal at the same time."
Dale Horvath: "I'm gonna advise you to keep that theory to yourself."

Oh, man. Wouldn't that be the way? World gone to hell, the dead risen up to eat the living and Theodore Douglas is done here by a cut on his arm.

Please, don't let this be my punishment. Let her be safe, alive and safe. Please, lord. Punish me however you want, but show mercy on her.

I don't know what to say. I'm not your little girl. I'm not your wife. And I am sure as hell not your problem.

Man, I'm gonna get shit-faced drunk. again.

Daryl: "Ziemlich viel Mumm für'n Chinesen."
Glenn: "Ich bin Koreaner."
Daryl: "Was auch immer."

Daryl Dixon: "You got some balls for a China man."
Glenn Rhee: "I'm Korean."
Daryl Dixon: "Whatever."

Worte reichen oft nicht aus. Manchmal treffen sie das Ganze nicht richtig.

Words can be meager things. Sometimes they fall short.

Alles was ich noch bin, ist ein Mann, der seine Frau und sein Kind sucht. Und jeder, der sich mir in den Weg stellt, zieht den kürzeren.

All I am anymore is a man looking for his wife and son. Anybody that gets in the way of that is gonna lose. I'll give you a moment to think about that.

Seid lieber nett zu 'nem Mann, der ne Knarre hat! Ist nur gesunder Menschenverstand.

Hey! Y'all be more polite to a man with a gun! Only common sense.

Nice moves there, Clint Eastwood. You the new sheriff come riding in to clean up the town?