Five: "Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a five letter word for 'disappointment'."
Diego: "Klaus."
Five: "It fits."
Therapist: "You need to stop doing these weird things. Go out sometime."
Klaus: "I went to the park today."
Therapist: "There you go! I hope you got something from that."
Klaus: "[Opens up coat] This duck."
You don't get to blame your problems on anyone but yourself.
Allison Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy, Staffel 1When something seems too perfect, it's usually anything but.
Allison Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy, Staffel 1I'd ask what you're up to, Klaus, but then it occurred to me: I don't care.
Number Five in The Umbrella Academy, Staffel 1We didn't choose this life, we're just living in it.
Number Five in The Umbrella AcademyDon't go chasing waterfalls. Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
Klaus Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy, Staffel 2"Everybody else can see Ben, right?"
"Yeah, and he's a complete d-ckhead."
I think maybe you're the only person who really knows who I am and still likes me anyway.
Allison Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy, Staffel 1War. Such a fascinating concept. A temporary salve for a permanent human flaw.
The Handler in The Umbrella Academy, Staffel 1Where has it gotten me? Nowhere. I can't talk to the person I love. People still don't take me seriously. I wanna be numb again.
Klaus Hargreeves in The Umbrella AcademyThe only thing The Umbrella Academy knows about love is how to screw it up.
Klaus Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy, Staffel 2If you don't make it back, there's one thing that I need to tell you...
Klaus Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy, Staffel 2We all wanted to be loved by a man incapable of giving love.
Number Five in The Umbrella Academy