Zitate und Sprüche aus The Office (Seite 3)

Zitate und Sprüche aus The Office (Seite 3)

Hier findest du die besten deutschen und englischen Zitate und Sprüche aus Das Büro / The Office (U.S.), einer amerikanischen Serie, die im Büro der fiktiven Firma Dunder Mifflin spielt und den Alltag von Michael Scott, Jim Halpert, Dwight Schrute und co. verfolgt. The Office inspirierte außerdem die Produktion der deutschen Serie Stromberg.

Bild: NBC
Michael: "I have to let somebody go today. This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do."
Pam: "Why did you put it off until Halloween?"
Michael: "Because it's very scary stuff."
Michael Scott - Staffel 2 Episode 5
I'm like Mr. Miyagi and Yoda rolled into one.
Michael Scott - Staffel 2 Episode 4
Michael: "Stanley, how about that hot picture you have by your desk? The centerfold in the Catholic schoolgirl's outfit? I mean, it is hot, it is sexy, and it turns him on. I will admit, best part of my morning is staring at it."
Stanley: "That is my daughter. She goes to Catholic girl's school. I'm taking it down right now."
Stanley Hudson - Staffel 2 Episode 2
A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night and he gets crabs. So the next day, he goes back to complain. And the woman says, "Hey, it was only $5. What did you expect, lobster?"
Michael Scott - Staffel 2 Episode 2
There's no such thing as an appropriate joke - that's why it's a joke.
Michael Scott - Staffel 2 Episode 2
Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate. So he's really not a part of our family. Also he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.
Michael Scott - Staffel 2 Episode 2
Please do not drink and drive... because you may hit a bump and spill the drink.
Michael Scott - Staffel 2 Episode 1
I mean, who's gonna give Kevin an award, Dunkin' Donuts?
Michael Scott - Staffel 2 Episode 1
I live by one rule: "No office romances". No way! Very messy, inappropriate. But I live by another rule: "Just do it" - Nike.
Michael Scott - Staffel 1 Episode 6
The purse girl hits everything on my checklist. Creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts... not for me, for my children - the Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.
Dwight Schrute - Staffel 1 Episode 6
Michael: "This is our warehouse, or, as I like to call it, the 'whoorehouse'. But don't you call it that. I've earned the right."
Ryan: "Fine. Don't worry about that."
Ryan Howard - Staffel 1 Episode 5
This is so sad. This is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head.
Jim Halpert - Staffel 1 Episode 5
One thing about deer, they have very good vision. One thing about me, I'm better at hiding than they are... at vision.
Dwight Schrute - Staffel 1 Episode 4
Everything Dwight does annoys me. And I spend hours thinking of ways to get back at him, but only in ways that would get me arrested.
Jim Halpert - Staffel 1 Episode 4
I suggested we flip a coin, but Angela said she doesn't like to gamble. Of course, by saying that, she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her.
Pam Beesly - Staffel 1 Episode 4
The main difference between me and Donald Trump is that I get no pleasure out of saying the words, "You're fired."
Michael Scott - Staffel 1 Episode 4
All right. Who did this? I'm not mad, I just want to know who did it, so I can punish them.
Dwight Schrute - Staffel 1 Episode 3
Schrute: "Never been sick. Perfect immune system."
Jim: "Well, if you've never been sick, then you don't have any antibodies."
Schrute: "I don't need them. Superior genes. I'm a Schrute."
Dwight Schrute - Staffel 1 Episode 3
I don't believe in coddling people. In the wild, there is no healthcare. In the wild, healthcare is: Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me. And I'm dead.
Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.
Dwight Schrute - Staffel 1 Episode 3
Jim: "Last night on 'Trading Spouses', there's...- have you seen it?"
Pam: "No, I have a life."
Jim: "Interesting. What's that like?"
Jim Halpert - Staffel 1 Episode 3
You'll notice I didn't have anybody be Arab. I thought that would be too explosive. No pun intended.
Michael Scott - Staffel 1 Episode 2
How come Chris Rock can do a routine, and everyone finds it hilarious and groundbreaking. Then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint to corporate?
Michael Scott - Staffel 1 Episode 2
Ich bin in erster Linie ein Freund und der Boss in zweiter. Und ich will mal sagen, in dritter ein Entertainer.
Michael Scott - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Das ist von ganz oben. Wie oft muss ich dir noch sagen, dass es für die Firmenleitung eine seperate Ablage gibt? Nämlich den Papierkorb!
Michael Scott - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Wenn ich gehen würde, wo sollte ich dann diesen ganzen unnützen Quatsch in meinem Kopf lassen? Den Tonnenpreis von Manila Ordnern?
Jim Halpert - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Er hat meine Sachen schon wieder in Götterspeise eingegossen! Ist wirklich der absolute Knaller. Das dritte mal - und schon die beiden ersten male waren nicht witzig!
Dwight Schrute - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Menschen vor denen ich Respekt habe sind zum Beispiel... Bob Hope. Abraham Lincoln, auf jeden Fall. Bono. Und wahrscheinlich wäre der liebe Gott der vierte. Ich denke, dass all diese Menschen unsere Welt in vielerlei Hinsicht positiv verändert haben. Das lässt sich gar nicht in Worte fassen.
Michael Scott - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Ich glaube nicht, dass es schlimm wäre, wenn sie mir kündigen würden. Dann wäre ich womöglich...- ich denke nicht, dass Rezeptionistin für Mädchen ein Traumberuf ist.
Pam Beesly - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Ich liebe den amerikanischen Südwesten im Allgemeinen. Ich möchte Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah nennen. Dort ist für mich der Himmel.
Deangelo Vickers - Staffel 7 Episode 20

Verwandte Seiten zu The Office

Michael ScottDwight SchruteStromberg - Die besten Sprüche und ZitateStrombergRicky GervaisTimothy OlyphantJim HalpertPam BeeslyMeister Yoda - Die besten Zitate und Sprüche des JediMeister YodaDonald TrumpChris Rock
Englische Übersetzungen zeigen?