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Hier findest du die besten deutschen und englischen Zitate und Sprüche aus Das Büro / The Office (U.S.), einer amerikanischen Serie, die im Büro der fiktiven Firma Dunder Mifflin spielt und den Alltag von Michael Scott, Jim Halpert, Dwight Schrute und co. verfolgt. The Office inspirierte außerdem die Produktion der deutschen Serie Stromberg.

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Es gibt einen Hauptschlüssel und einen Ersatzschlüssel für unser Büro. Dwight hat beide. Ich hab' ihn gefragt, "was ist, wenn du sterben solltest, Dwight? Wie sollen wir dann rein kommen?"
Und er hat gesagt, "wenn ich tot bin, seid ihr sowieso schon seit Wochen tot."

There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, "what if you die, Dwight? How will we get into the office?"
He said, "if I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."

Pam Beesly in The Office, Staffel 4 Episode 11
 
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Wenn ich nicht innerhalb einer Stunde mit 'nem Rotwein in meiner Wanne liege, seid ihr beide tot.

If I'm not in my bath with a glass of red wine in one hour, you're both dead.

Stanley Hudson in The Office, Staffel 4 Episode 11
 
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Michael: "Gut, ich könnte das vermutlich regeln, ja, aber ich glaube, es wär ne gute Übung für euch, das allein zu regeln."
Andy: "Wir werden dich nicht enttäuschen."
Michael: "Könnt ihr auch nicht. Weil's mir egal ist."

Michael: "Look, I could probably handle it, yes, but I think it would be good exercise for you guys to do it yourself."
Andy: "We won't let you down."
Michael: "You can't. Because I don't care."

Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 4 Episode 10
 
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Michael und Jan scheinen irgendwie ihr eigenes Spielchen zu spielen und das heißt, "was können wir alles tun, um das Fremdschämen der Gäste zu steigern". Und die beiden gewinnen.

Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game and it's called "let's see how uncomfortable we can make our guests". And they're both winning.

Jim Halpert in The Office, Staffel 4 Episode 9
 
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Pam: "Der ist für euch."
Michael: "Oh, Vino."
Jan: "Oh, wow, Pam, dankeschön. Das ist ja nett. Den kann ich auf jeden Fall gut zum Kochen nehmen."

Pam: "We got you this."
Michael: "Oh, vino."
Jan: "Oh, well, Pam, thank you. Tremendous. This will be great to cook with - really."

Jan Levinson in The Office, Staffel 4 Episode 9
 
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Nein! Ich hasse das! Nein, ich hasse es nicht. Ich kann's nur nicht ausstehen. Es ist furchtbar.

No! I hate it! I don't hate it. I just don't like it at all. And it's terrible.

Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 5 Episode 4
 
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Als ich jung war, hätt' ich gern mal in 'nem Werbespot mitgespielt, aber dann merkte ich, dass ich ein Gehirn hab'.

When I was younger I always wanted to be an actor in commercials, then I realized I had a brain.

Werbung & MarketingOscar Martinez in The Office, Staffel 4 Episode 5
 
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Dwight: "Second Life ist kein Spiel. Es ist ein Multi-User Virtual Environment. Da gibt's keine Punkte, keine Treffer, keine Winner oder Loser."
Jim: "Klar gibt's da Loser."

Dwight: "Second Life is not a game. It is a multi-user virtual environment. It doesn't have points or scores. It doesn't have winners of losers."
Jim: "Oh, it has losers."

Jim Halpert in The Office, Staffel 4 Episode 5
 
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Jim Halpert ist vergeben. Ratet mal, wer jetzt der attraktivste Single im Büro ist?

Jim Halpert's off the market. Guess who just became the best looking single guy in the office.

Andy Bernard in The Office, Staffel 4 Episode 2
 
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Ich bin sehr schnell. So wie Forrest Gump... nur eben bin ich kein Idiot.

I'm very fast. I'm like Forrest Gump... except I'm not an idiot.

Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 4 Episode 1
 
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Dwight ist ein offensichtlicher Kandidat für meinen Job. Er hat die besten Verkaufszahlen von allen. Er liebt die Arbeit. Er ist jedoch ein Idiot.

Dwight is an obvious candidate for my job. He has the best sales record in the office. He loves the work. He is, however, an idiot.

Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 3 Episode 22
 
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Es geht beim Gehalt des Chefs nicht nur um Geld. Es geht um Vergünstigungen. Zum Beispiel kriege ich jedes Jahr einen Benzingutschein für 100 Dollar. Das ist mit Geld nicht zu vergleichen.

A boss's salary isn't just about money. It is about perks. For example, every year, I get a $100 gas card. Can't put a price tag on that.

Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 3 Episode 18
 
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Wir ziehen in einen Vorort. Genau genommen, weiter weg. Nach Colorado.

Moving out to the 'burbs. Actually, I'm moving further than the 'burbs. I'm moving to Colorado.

ColoradoMichael Scott in The Office, Staffel 7 Episode 20
 
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Als ich hörte, dass die beiden sich geküsst hatten, war meine Reaktion, dass ich mich mit Jim unterhalten wollte, über ihre Gefühle und so. Roy wollte ihn erschlagen. Ich weiß nicht, was Jim besser gefallen hätte.

When I heard Jim and Pam had kissed, my reaction was to have lots of long talks with Jim about our feelings. Roy just attacked him. I'm not sure which one Jim hated more.

Karen Filippelli in The Office, Staffel 3 Episode 18
 
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Wikipedia ist das beste überhaupt. Weil jeder auf dieser Welt, egal über was, schreiben kann, was immer ihm dazu einfällt. Und deswegen kannst du dir sicher sein, dass du immer die bestmögliche Information kriegst.

Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.

WikipediaMichael Scott in The Office, Staffel 3 Episode 18
 
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Das dürfte der erste Fall sein, in dem ein männlicher Untergebener versucht, eine moderate Gehaltserhöhung durch Androhung von Sexentzug gegenüber seiner Chefin zu erwirken. Das wird mit Sicherheit ein wegweisender Fall, wenn es zu der unvermeidbaren Verhandlung kommt.

This may be the first time that a male subordinate has attempted to get a modest, scheduled raise by threatening to withhold sex from a female superior. It will be a groundbreaking case when it inevitably goes to trial.

Toby Flenderson in The Office, Staffel 3 Episode 18
 
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Why did the convict had to be a black guy? It is such a stereotype. I just wish that Josh had made a more progressive choice, like a white guy who went to prison for polluting a black guy's lake.

Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 3 Episode 9
 
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Toby: "You may want these orientation materials."
Michael: "Wrong, Toby. This is an orientation, not a bore-ientation."

Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 3 Episode 8
 
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Michael: "No! For the guests, it is. For you, consider it cow meat. Strictly taboo."
Kelly: "I eat beef."
Michael: "Well, then consider it poisoned beef."

Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 3 Episode 8
 
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I'm always thinking one step ahead, like a... carpenter that... makes stairs.

Andy Bernard in The Office, Staffel 3 Episode 8
 
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I can't say I was a big fan of "Bowling For Columbine". Because I thought it was gonna be a bowling movie. Like "Kingpin". And it wasn't.

Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 3 Episode 7
 
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I have this old vacuum cleaner that's broken. If Dwight doesn't work out, maybe that could be manager.

Pam Beesly in The Office, Staffel 3 Episode 3
 
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Reject a woman and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.

Dwight Schrute in The Office, Staffel 3 Episode 3
 
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Pam: "The waiting list for adoptions is like eight months."
Michael: "Eight months? I don't even know if I want a baby in eight months."

Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 3 Episode 2
 
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Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?

Dwight Schrute in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 21
 
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I like the people I work with, generally. With four exceptions. But someone committed a crime. And I did not become a Lackawanna County Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy to make friends. And, by the way, I haven't.

Dwight Schrute in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 20
 
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Michael: "Why are you here? I didn't even invite you to my birthday party."
Toby: "I work here."

Toby Flenderson in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 19
 
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Angela: "No one cares about your birthday. Kevin's waiting to hear if he has skin cancer."
Michael: "That's terrible news for both of us."

Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 19
 
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Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can and do cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.

Dwight Schrute in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 19
 
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If I knew I had a week to live, I would probably go to Europe. And South America. And the Grand Canyon. And I would want to see the Pacific Ocean. It would be a pretty busy week.

Pam Beesly in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 19
 
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Michael: "I am like Superman. And the people who work here are like citizens of Gotham City."
Jim: "That's Batman."
Michael: "Okay, I'm Aquaman. Where does he live, guys?"
Jim: "The ocean."
MIchael: "I work with a bunch of nerds."

Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 18
 
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New York, New York. The city so nice, they named it twice. Manhatten is the other name.

Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 16
 
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In five years, I'd like to be five years sober... four and a half.

Meredith Palmer in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 15
 
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You may look around and see two groups here. White-collar, blue-collar. But I don't see it that way. You know why not? Because I am collar-blind.

Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 15
 
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Sounds like you're too sick to come into work but you're well enough to go to the pharmacy!

Dwight Schrute in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 13
 
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Michael: "How long does it take for you to do something simple? Every day, like - brush your teeth in the morning?"
Billy Merchant: "I don't know, like, 30 seconds?"
Michael: "Oh my God. That's three times as long as it takes me."

Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 12
 
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Michael: "Do you know what it's like to be disabled?"
Phyllis: "I had scoliosis as a girl."
Michael: "Never heard of it. No... a real disability, not a woman's trouble."

Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 12
 
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Michael: "If you like her so much, don't give up!"
Jim: "She's engaged."
Michael: "Pff... BFD. Engaged ain't married. Never, ever, ever give up."

Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 11
 
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I've got three cases of imported beer. Karaoke Maschine. And I didn't invite Michael. So three ingredients for a great party.

Jim Halpert in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 9
 
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Last year, my performance review started with Michael asking me what my hopes and dreams were and it ended with him telling me he could benchpress 190 pounds. So I don't really know what to expect.

Pam Beesly in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 8
 
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Dwight: "Forget everything you thought you knew about ab workouts."
Jim: "Done."

Jim Halpert in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 8
 
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It's not really a date if the girl goes home to her fiancé. Right?

Jim Halpert in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 7
 
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I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War II veteran. Killed 20 men then spent the rest of the war in an allied prison camp. My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life.

Dwight Schrute in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 6
 
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Shalax, Pam. Stop Pam-MSing!

Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 6
 
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Dwight: "Where is my desk? This is not funny. This is totally unprofessional."
Jim: "Okay. Well, you're the one who lost the desk."

Jim Halpert in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 6
 
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Michael: "I have to let somebody go today. This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do."
Pam: "Why did you put it off until Halloween?"
Michael: "Because it's very scary stuff."

Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 5
 
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I'm like Mr. Miyagi and Yoda rolled into one.

Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 4
 
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Michael: "Stanley, how about that hot picture you have by your desk? The centerfold in the Catholic schoolgirl's outfit? I mean, it is hot, it is sexy, and it turns him on. I will admit, best part of my morning is staring at it."
Stanley: "That is my daughter. She goes to Catholic girl's school. I'm taking it down right now."

Stanley Hudson in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 2
 
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A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night and he gets crabs. So the next day, he goes back to complain. And the woman says, "Hey, it was only $5. What did you expect, lobster?"

Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 2
 
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There's no such thing as an appropriate joke - that's why it's a joke.

Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 2 Episode 2
 
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