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Michael: "This is our warehouse, or, as I like to call it, the 'whoorehouse'. But don't you call it that. I've earned the right."
Ryan: "Fine. Don't worry about that."

Ryan Howard in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 5
 
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This is so sad. This is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head.

Jim Halpert in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 5
 
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One thing about deer, they have very good vision. One thing about me, I'm better at hiding than they are... at vision.

Dwight Schrute in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 4
 
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Everything Dwight does annoys me. And I spend hours thinking of ways to get back at him, but only in ways that would get me arrested.

Jim Halpert in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 4
 
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I suggested we flip a coin, but Angela said she doesn't like to gamble. Of course, by saying that, she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her.

Pam Beesly in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 4
 
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The main difference between me and Donald Trump is that I get no pleasure out of saying the words, "You're fired."

Donald TrumpMichael Scott in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 4
 
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All right. Who did this? I'm not mad, I just want to know who did it, so I can punish them.

Dwight Schrute in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 3
 
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Schrute: "Never been sick. Perfect immune system."
Jim: "Well, if you've never been sick, then you don't have any antibodies."
Schrute: "I don't need them. Superior genes. I'm a Schrute."

Dwight Schrute in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 3
 
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I don't believe in coddling people. In the wild, there is no healthcare. In the wild, healthcare is: Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me. And I'm dead.
Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.

Dwight Schrute in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 3
 
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Jim: "Last night on "Trading Spouses", theres...- have you seen it?"
Pam: "No, I have a life."
Jim: "Interesting. What's that like?"

Jim Halpert in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 3
 
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You'll notice I didn't have anybody be Arab. I thought that would be too explosive. No pun intended.

Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 2
 
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How come Chris Rock can do a routine, and everyone finds it hilarious and groundbreaking. Then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint to corporate?

Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 2
 
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I'm a friend first and a boss second. Probably entertainer third.

Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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This is from corporate. How many times have I told you that there's a special filing cabinet for things from corporate? It's called the wastepaper basket!

Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head? You know? Tonnage price of manila folders?

Jim Halpert in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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He put my stuff in Jell-O again! That's real professional. Thanks. This is the third time, and it wasn't funny the first two times either, Jim!

Dwight Schrute in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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Heros of mine would be... Bob Hope. Abraham Lincoln, definitely. Bono. And probably God would be the fourth one. I just think all those people really helped the world in so many ways that it's really beyond words.

Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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