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Heartbreak is the loneliest feeling in the world. And the truth is it happens to us all.

Lucy

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Love makes you do crazy, stupid, irrational things.

Nick

1

Nadine: "Lucy, do you think you want to try getting out of bed today?"
Amanda: "We're getting smell complaints from the city. Have you just been masturbating and braiding your hair for three weeks?"
Lucy: "My vibrator will never break my heart."
Amanda: "Well, it will break your v*gina."

Amanda

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"Is this the heartbreak gallery?"
Lucy: "You're in the right place. Welcome!"

Lucy

1

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