I believe
That the Lord God created the universe.
I believe
That he sent his only son to die for my sins.
And I believe
That ancient Jews built boats and sailed to America.
I am a Mormon.
And a Mormon just believes.
That the Lord God created the universe.
I believe
That he sent his only son to die for my sins.
And I believe
That ancient Jews built boats and sailed to America.
I am a Mormon.
And a Mormon just believes.
Elder Price in The Book of Mormon - I Believe
I got a feeling,
That you could be feeling,
A whole lot better then you feel today
You say you got a problem,
well thats no problem,
It's super easy not to feel that way!
That you could be feeling,
A whole lot better then you feel today
You say you got a problem,
well thats no problem,
It's super easy not to feel that way!
Elder McKinley in The Book of Mormon - Turn It Off
Now it's our time to go out
And set that world's people free.
And we can do it together,
You and me - but mostly me.
And set that world's people free.
And we can do it together,
You and me - but mostly me.
The Book of Mormon - You And Me (But Mostly Me)
Two by two,
We're marching door to door
Cause God loves Mormons,
And he wants some more!
A two year mission is our sacrifice!
We are the army of the church of
Jesus Christ!
We're marching door to door
Cause God loves Mormons,
And he wants some more!
A two year mission is our sacrifice!
We are the army of the church of
Jesus Christ!
The Book of Mormon - Two By Two
Soon I'll be off in a different place,
Helping the whole human race.
I know my mission will be
Something incredible!
Helping the whole human race.
I know my mission will be
Something incredible!
Elder Price in The Book of Mormon - Two By Two
You're gonna die someday
But if you read this book you'll see
That there's another way.
Spend eternity
With friends and family.
We can fully guarantee you that
This book will change your life!
But if you read this book you'll see
That there's another way.
Spend eternity
With friends and family.
We can fully guarantee you that
This book will change your life!
The Book of Mormon - Hello!
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Man braucht niemanden, der einen von Colorado überzeugt, das schafft Colorado schon ganz von allein.
You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado.
Jeder denkt, dass wir wilde, verrückte Rockstars sein müssten, weil wir South Park machen. Aber in Wahrheit sind wir nur normale Amerikaner. Wir mögen Softdrinks, Baseball und verprügeln gerne alte Menschen, so wie jeder andere auch.
You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But the truth is we're just wholesome middle-American guys. We enjoy soda pop, baseball and beating up old people just as much as anybody.
Meine erste richtige Freundin war Mormonin. Ich war bei ihr zuhause für einen Familienabend und habe mich gefragt, 'Wieso sitzt ihr nicht vor'm Fernseher und ignoriert euch?'
My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'
Wie man sich verabschiedet hat keine Bedeutung. Was zählt, ist die Zeit, die wir gemeinsam verbracht haben.
Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.
Ich erwürge dich, ich bring dich um, ich verscharr dich, ich buddel dich aus, ich klone dich und ich bringe alle deine Klone um!
Hat er gerade Grand Central Station gesagt, oder verstehe ich hier nur Bahnhof?
"Augen zu."
"Warum muss ich sie zu machen? Sie sind zu."
"Zuer!"
"Warum muss ich sie zu machen? Sie sind zu."
"Zuer!"
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