Bro. Who was the maniac that decided to be the first person to try an oyster? Who tf looked at a rock and was like, "I bet if I crack that b*tch in half there's gonna be something delicious in there"?! Then they cracked it and saw something form a nasal passage and was like BINGO!
März 2021
Attention all homophobic idiots: if you're not attractive to straight women, you're probably not attractive to gay men. You can unclench now.
April 2013
All I do is win, win, win no matter what
Got money on my mind, I can never get enough
And every time I step up in the building
Everybody hands go up
And they stay there, and they say yeah
And they stay there, up, down, up, down, up, down
'Cause all I do is win, win, win
And if you going in put your hands in the air, make 'em stay there
Got money on my mind, I can never get enough
And every time I step up in the building
Everybody hands go up
And they stay there, and they say yeah
And they stay there, up, down, up, down, up, down
'Cause all I do is win, win, win
And if you going in put your hands in the air, make 'em stay there
All I Do Is Win, Album: Victory
I'ma buy you a drank
And then I'ma take you home with me
I got money in the bank
Shawty, what you think 'bout that?
I'll be in the grey Cadillac
And then I'ma take you home with me
I got money in the bank
Shawty, what you think 'bout that?
I'll be in the grey Cadillac
Buy U A Drank (Shawty Snappin’)
Booty goin' up, down
I ain't got no problem spendin' all of my money
Tryna see what's up now
I can do this all day like it ain't nuttin'
I ain't got no problem spendin' all of my money
Tryna see what's up now
I can do this all day like it ain't nuttin'
Up Down (Do This All Day)
I can put you in the log cabin
Somewhere in Aspen
Girl ain't nothing to the Pain
Ain't tricking if you got it what you asking for
Somewhere in Aspen
Girl ain't nothing to the Pain
Ain't tricking if you got it what you asking for
Can’t Believe It, Album: Thr33 Ringz
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Billy: "Hört mal Jungs, ich hab euch was Wichtiges zu sagen."
Archie: "Oh scheiße, Billy."
Sam: "Herz oder Krebs?"
Archie: "Prostata?"
Billy: "Warum denkt ihr gleich, dass jemand stirbt, wenn ihr 'nen Anruf kriegt?"
Sam: "Ich lebe in Florida, wenn ich 'nen Anruf kriege, stirbt normalerweise einer."
Billy: "Ich werde heiraten."
Archie: "Was, die Lady die halb so alt ist wie du?"
Billy: "Sie ist fast 32."
Archie: "Billy, ich hab 'ne Hemoride, die ist fast 32."
Billy: "Archie, hör auf. Wenn sie erstmal so alt ist wie ich jetzt, dann bin ich..."
Archie: "Tot. Dann bist du tot, Billy."
Archie: "Oh scheiße, Billy."
Sam: "Herz oder Krebs?"
Archie: "Prostata?"
Billy: "Warum denkt ihr gleich, dass jemand stirbt, wenn ihr 'nen Anruf kriegt?"
Sam: "Ich lebe in Florida, wenn ich 'nen Anruf kriege, stirbt normalerweise einer."
Billy: "Ich werde heiraten."
Archie: "Was, die Lady die halb so alt ist wie du?"
Billy: "Sie ist fast 32."
Archie: "Billy, ich hab 'ne Hemoride, die ist fast 32."
Billy: "Archie, hör auf. Wenn sie erstmal so alt ist wie ich jetzt, dann bin ich..."
Archie: "Tot. Dann bist du tot, Billy."
Archie in Last Vegas
2Meine Eltern wollten nicht nach Florida umziehen, aber sie sind nun mal sechzig geworden und so will es das Gesetz.
Ich bin in Florida aufgewachsen, wo man, wenn man nicht gern getanzt hat, keine Mädchen abbekam.
Why can't you compare Washington State and Florida?
Because it'd be like comparing apples and oranges.
Because it'd be like comparing apples and oranges.
I'm honored that so many Floridians are supporting my efforts to rekindle the American Dream.
Ron DeSantis - November 2018
"How you gonna get a gun?"
"This is Florida. The God damn state is shaped like a gun!"
"This is Florida. The God damn state is shaped like a gun!"
Florida ist Amerikas Keller: es ist feucht, schimmelt vor sich hin, die ganzen eigenartigen Insekten, Alligatoren.
Robert California in The Office - Staffel 8 Episode 11
Wrong? We're in Florida. The state bird is a chicken finger.
Maury das Hormonmonster in Big Mouth - Staffel 3 Episode 5
Saudi Arabien... das Land in dem Schweinefleisch, Alkohol und P*rnos verboten sind - oder, wie man in Amerika sagt: ein Florida-Frühstück.
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)
Yeah, this life I'm livin'
All the advice been tipped in
Gave me that grip, no slippin'
Out of my mind, went trippin'
All the advice been tipped in
Gave me that grip, no slippin'
Out of my mind, went trippin'
Travis Scott - Praise God, Album: Donda
Yup, in my white tee
Yeah, call up Hype Williams for the hype, please
Uh, they gon' wipe you before you wipe me
On boxes of checks, not my Nikes
Yeah, call up Hype Williams for the hype, please
Uh, they gon' wipe you before you wipe me
On boxes of checks, not my Nikes
Travis Scott - FRANCHISE, Album: Utopia
If life's a game of inches, then my dick has been the biggest
$uicideboy$ - Kill Yourself (Part III), Album: My Liver Will Handle What My Heart Can’t
1Get the f*ck away from me, I hate all of you, faithfully
This world was never made for me
Thankfully, I'm trained to see past all the lies, the ranks, the scenes
I'll shank my knees, then walk the plank and freeze
This world was never made for me
Thankfully, I'm trained to see past all the lies, the ranks, the scenes
I'll shank my knees, then walk the plank and freeze
$uicideboy$ - Antarctica, Album: Dark Side Of The Clouds
1She told me put my heart in the bag
And nobody gets hurt
Now I'm running from her love, I'm not fast
So I'm making it worse
Now I'm digging up a grave, from my past
I'm a whole different person
It's a gift and a curse
But I cannot reverse it
And nobody gets hurt
Now I'm running from her love, I'm not fast
So I'm making it worse
Now I'm digging up a grave, from my past
I'm a whole different person
It's a gift and a curse
But I cannot reverse it
Juice WRLD - Robbery, Album: A Deathrace for Love
3I still see your shadows in my room
Can't take back the love that I gave you
It's to the point where I love and I hate you
And I cannot change you, so I must replace you, oh
Easier said than done, I thought you were the one
Listenin' to my heart instead of my head
Can't take back the love that I gave you
It's to the point where I love and I hate you
And I cannot change you, so I must replace you, oh
Easier said than done, I thought you were the one
Listenin' to my heart instead of my head
Juice WRLD - Lucid Dreams, Album: JuiceWRLD 9 9 9
1And if you ever need a friend then you got me
And in the end, when I die, would you watch me?
And if I try suicide, would you stop me?
Would you help me get a grip or would you drop me?
And in the end, when I die, would you watch me?
And if I try suicide, would you stop me?
Would you help me get a grip or would you drop me?
Lil Peep - Das Leben ist schön, Album: A Night at the Opera
4I don't feel much pain
Got a knife in my back, and a bullet in my brain
I’m clinically insane
Walkin' home alone, I see faces in the rain
Got a knife in my back, and a bullet in my brain
I’m clinically insane
Walkin' home alone, I see faces in the rain
Lil Peep - The Way I See Things, Album: LiL PEEP; PART ONE
4Der Tod ist nicht der schlimmste Verlust im Leben. Der schlimmste Verlust ist was in dir stirbt, während du am Leben bist. Gib niemals auf!
It's a rodeo, go on and touch your toes
I'ma hit you from the back and that's as far as it goes
I done knocked 'em all down like some dominoes
I'ma hit you from the back and that's as far as it goes
I done knocked 'em all down like some dominoes
Don Toliver - Had Enough, Album: Heaven Or Hell
Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
Sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi
1942, I take you back in that 'Rari
You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
Sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi
1942, I take you back in that 'Rari
Don Toliver - After Party, Album: Heaven Or Hell
Bury all your secrets in my skin
Come away with innocence
And leave me with my sins
Air around me feels just like a cage
Love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage
Come away with innocence
And leave me with my sins
Air around me feels just like a cage
Love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage
XXXTentacion - I’m Not Human
I advise you to not hide your feelings, don’t pretend to be okay when you’re not okay, don’t pretend to be happy when you’re sad, it’ll only lead to your misery.People always leave. Don’t get too attached.Some people just don’t deserve you. They aren’t ready for your level of loyalty or love. You have to remember that not everyone was raised like you. Not everyone has a pure heart or good intentions like you. And not everyone has your best interest and wants to see you succeed.'JUST CARRY ON.'
Mir ist es egal, ob du schwarz, weiß, hetero, bisexuell, schwul, lesbisch, klein, groß, dick, dünn, reich oder arm bist. Wenn du nett zu mir bist, bin ich nett zu dir. So einfach ist das.
She told me that I'm not enough
And she left me with a broken heart
She fooled me twice and it's all my fault
She cut too deep, now she left me scarred
And she left me with a broken heart
She fooled me twice and it's all my fault
She cut too deep, now she left me scarred
Post Malone - I Fall Apart, Album: Stoney
2I never needed anything from you
And all I ever asked was for the truth
You showed your tongue and it was forked in two
Your venom was lethal, I almost believed you
And all I ever asked was for the truth
You showed your tongue and it was forked in two
Your venom was lethal, I almost believed you
Post Malone - Take What You Want, Album: Hollywood's Bleeding
1All these punk motherf*ckers hitting my phone
You think we boys, I never seen you at one of my shows
You think we boys, I never seen you at one of my shows
Ghostemane - Venom, Album: Blackmage
I would not be alive if I gave in to one of the times
That I wanted to be six feet deep beneath all of our feet
I've given up on giving up
That I wanted to be six feet deep beneath all of our feet
I've given up on giving up
Ghostemane - Andromeda, Album: PLAGUES
I know you don't like me, you wanna fight me
You don't want no problems at your party, don't invite me
I don't worry 'bout you n*ggas, please stop talking 'bout me
Always talking 'bout me 'cause you looking for the clouty
You don't want no problems at your party, don't invite me
I don't worry 'bout you n*ggas, please stop talking 'bout me
Always talking 'bout me 'cause you looking for the clouty
6ix9ine - TROLLZ, Album: 693*
2Flame up, light it
They see me and get excited
Two step, spin around, so fly, pilot
They sick, been hot way before Coronavirus
They see me and get excited
Two step, spin around, so fly, pilot
They sick, been hot way before Coronavirus
6ix9ine - GOOBA, Album: 69
1Ich kann antisemistische Dinge sagen und Adidas kann mich nicht fallen lassen. Na und?
Kanye West - Oktober 2022, 9 Tage bevor Adidas die Partnerschaft auflöste
Don't care what you say, nothin' on me
I don't care 'bout the lawyer fees
I don't care 'bout your loyalties
God will solve it all for me
I don't care 'bout the lawyer fees
I don't care 'bout your loyalties
God will solve it all for me
Kanye West - God Breathed, Album: Donda
Knock me down nine times but I get up ten.
Ich bin glücklich mit den einfachen Dingen. Ich genieße die Segen, die Gott mir gegeben hat.
Ich war schon mein ganzes Leben der selbe Typ.
Nach vielen Überlegungen und Gesprächen mit meiner Familie, habe ich entschieden, mit dem Rauchen aufzuhören. Bitte respektiert in diesen Zeiten meine Privatsphäre.
Snoop Dogg - November 2023
Barack Obama gibt mir ein gutes Gefühl, schwarz zu sein.
Got that .40 on my side and I'm just rollin' patty cakes
Both my hands can do the job and I ain't talkin' m*sturbate
Both my hands can do the job and I ain't talkin' m*sturbate
Lil Tjay - Pop Out, Album: Die A Legend (von Polo G)
Everything is going Gucci, see me Lou V
I can't let a n*gga shoot me, I'm in a two seat
I can't let a n*gga shoot me, I'm in a two seat
Lil Tjay - Leaked, Album: True 2 Myself
1The Wu is too slammin' for these Cold Killin' labels
Some ain't had hits since I seen Aunt Mabel
Be doin' artists in like Cain did Abel
Now they money's gettin' stuck to the gum under the table
That's what you get when you misuse what I invent
Your empire falls and you lose every cent
Some ain't had hits since I seen Aunt Mabel
Be doin' artists in like Cain did Abel
Now they money's gettin' stuck to the gum under the table
That's what you get when you misuse what I invent
Your empire falls and you lose every cent
GZA - Protect Ya Neck, Album: Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
We don't need to worry
'Cause when we fall, we know how to land
Don't need to talk the talk, just walk the walk tonight
'Cause we don't need permission to dance
'Cause when we fall, we know how to land
Don't need to talk the talk, just walk the walk tonight
'Cause we don't need permission to dance
BTS - Permission to Dance
Florida
US Rapper
Travis Scott
$uicideboy$
Juice WRLD
Lil Peep
2Pac
Don Toliver
Wu-Tang Clan
XXXTentacion