Zitat von Superbad (Evan)

Zitat von Superbad (Evan)

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.

Superbad (Evan)

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Jules: "You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours."
Seth: "Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock."

Seth in Superbad

I'm sorry that I blocked your cock.

Officer Slater in Superbad

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You don't want girls to think you suck dick at f*cking p*ssy.

Seth in Superbad

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Becca: "I'm so wet right now."
Evan: "Yeah... they said that would happen in health class."

Evan in Superbad

Officer Michaels: "Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?"
Fogell: "It's not the 'going' I'm worried about... but the 'coming'."

Fogell in Superbad

Becca: "Your c*ck is so smooth!"
Evan: "Your's would be too... if you were a man."

Evan in Superbad

Seth: "Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball."
Evan: "It's like a division sign."

Evan in Superbad

Nur ein Täter? Scheiße, wie soll ich denn in diesem großen Land einen Typen finden?

Officer Slater in Superbad

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Officer Slater: "Gibt viele Leute mit schrägen Namen neuerdings."
Officer Michaels: "Shaquille, Shakira, Eminem, Pink."
Officer Slater: "Wir hatten neulich einen Transvestiten dessen richtiger Name war 'F*ck'."
Officer Michaels: "Ich glaub er war Vietnamese und es war mit PH, aber im Führerschein sieht das echt krass aus!"

Officer Michaels in Superbad

Was? Titten verkleinern?! Das ist wie ne Ohrfeige für den lieben Gott, der ihr ein großes Geschenk gemacht hat.

Evan: "I heard she got breast reduction surgery."
Seth: "What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift."

Seth in Superbad

Hast du nie gehört wie eine gesagt hat: "Oh, ich war gestern Abend so breit, hätt ich bloß nicht mit diesem Typen gevögelt." WIR könnten dieser Fehler sein!

Seth in Superbad

Seth: "Alter, ich bin total neidisch, dass du als Säugling an diesen Titten rumnuckeln durftest."
Evan: "Ja, dafür hattest du ja den Lolli deines Vaters."

Seth: "I am truly jealous you got to suck on those t*ts when you were a baby."
Evan: "Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick."

Evan in Superbad

Arizona ist der schlimmste Ort um den Sommer zu verbringen - dort ist es 50° heiß.

Arizona is the worst place to spend the summer - it's like 125 degrees.

Nur weil ich keinen College Abschluss habe, heißt das nicht, dass ich nicht klug bin!

Just because I don't have a college degree doesn't mean I am not smart!

Intelligenz Studium & Uni

I really like grammar. And spelling. I was a spelling-bee kid. I'm hard-core about grammar.

Comedy's my first love. I love that so much. You play comedy in drama, too. The difference between genres doesn't really change the method of acting.

The roles that have come into my life have taught me - and in that time period maybe I didn't even know it, but whatever came up or whatever it is that you have to express at that time, has benefitted me in a particular way.

You know how sports teach kids teamwork and how to be strong and brave and confident? Improv was my sport. I learned how to not waffle and how to hold a conversation, how to take risks and actually be excited to fail.

I always wanted to be a film-maker when I was younger, not an actor. I was an eight-year-old who dreamed of being a writer on 'The Simpsons,' which was a weird dream to have. But I started taking acting classes as a way to learn how to direct actors and I sort of fell in love with it.

It's always better to shock people and change people's expectations than to give them exactly what they think you can do. It's not unexpected for me to be in a comedy film anymore; I'm no longer the underdog in that world. Not that I'm great or good at it or anything, it's just that I've done a bunch of them, so you're not shocked.

I've never had issues with popularity. I was always a popular guy... I've always had friends and loved ones and everything, so it wasn't like, 'Oh man, I gotta fill some void that was left by high school.' I had a great high-school experience.

All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It wasn't like I was going to nice restaurants or anything like that, and I lived like a frat guy. Eventually it was time to grow up, be healthy and be responsible. You can't live like a kid forever, you know?

I play a lot of games on my iPhone. There is a game called Rat on a Scooter that I will promote as much as possible because it has brought me so much joy.

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