Jules: "You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours."
Seth: "Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock."
Seth: "Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock."
Seth
I'm sorry that I blocked your cock.
Officer Slater
1You don't want girls to think you suck dick at f*cking p*ssy.
Seth
1Becca: "I'm so wet right now."
Evan: "Yeah... they said that would happen in health class."
Evan: "Yeah... they said that would happen in health class."
Evan
Officer Michaels: "Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?"
Fogell: "It's not the 'going' I'm worried about... but the 'coming'."
Fogell: "It's not the 'going' I'm worried about... but the 'coming'."
Fogell
I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.
(Evan)
1Becca: "Your c*ck is so smooth!"
Evan: "Your's would be too... if you were a man."
Evan: "Your's would be too... if you were a man."
Evan
Seth: "Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball."
Evan: "It's like a division sign."
Evan: "It's like a division sign."
Evan
Nur ein Täter? Scheiße, wie soll ich denn in diesem großen Land einen Typen finden?
Officer Slater
1Officer Slater: "Gibt viele Leute mit schrägen Namen neuerdings."
Officer Michaels: "Shaquille, Shakira, Eminem, Pink."
Officer Slater: "Wir hatten neulich einen Transvestiten dessen richtiger Name war 'F*ck'."
Officer Michaels: "Ich glaub er war Vietnamese und es war mit PH, aber im Führerschein sieht das echt krass aus!"
Officer Michaels: "Shaquille, Shakira, Eminem, Pink."
Officer Slater: "Wir hatten neulich einen Transvestiten dessen richtiger Name war 'F*ck'."
Officer Michaels: "Ich glaub er war Vietnamese und es war mit PH, aber im Führerschein sieht das echt krass aus!"
Officer Michaels
Was? Titten verkleinern?! Das ist wie ne Ohrfeige für den lieben Gott, der ihr ein großes Geschenk gemacht hat.
Evan: "I heard she got breast reduction surgery."
Seth: "What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift."
Seth: "What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift."
Seth
Hast du nie gehört wie eine gesagt hat: "Oh, ich war gestern Abend so breit, hätt ich bloß nicht mit diesem Typen gevögelt." WIR könnten dieser Fehler sein!
Seth
Seth: "Alter, ich bin total neidisch, dass du als Säugling an diesen Titten rumnuckeln durftest."
Evan: "Ja, dafür hattest du ja den Lolli deines Vaters."
Evan: "Ja, dafür hattest du ja den Lolli deines Vaters."
Seth: "I am truly jealous you got to suck on those t*ts when you were a baby."
Evan: "Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick."
Evan: "Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick."
Evan
Zitate und Sprüche über Superbad
All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It wasn't like I was going to nice restaurants or anything like that, and I lived like a frat guy. Eventually it was time to grow up, be healthy and be responsible. You can't live like a kid forever, you know?
