Zitate und Sprüche von Steve Urkel

Zitate und Sprüche von Steve Urkel

Danger's my middle name. Well, actually it's Quincy, but you guys get the picture.
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Time to count our Christmas cards. One... now, let's read it!
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I can't help it, Laura. I'm drawn to you. Like a moth to a flame. A bee to a blossom. A mouse to cheese.
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Eddie: "Urkel, why don't you ever knock?"
Steve Urkel: "Well, if I did, nobody would ever let me in."
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Laura: "Steve Urkel, you are the most annoying human being that I have ever met!"
Steve Urkel: "You heard her, you're all witnesses. She actually said, 'Human Being'. She's mine!"
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Edo, cheating is like wearing your grandmother's underpants. Sure, it may cover your hiney, but if you make a habit of it, you've got a serious problem.
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Laura: "How long have we known each other?"
Steve Urkel: "Nine years, three months, two weeks, four days, six hours, eight minutes, and fourteen seconds... fifteen seconds... sixteen seconds."
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Ich weiß ich bin es nicht wert von dir geliebt zu werden. Aber ich kann nichts dafür, ich liebe dich. Es ist als wolle man einen Stern erreichen - du weißt, dass du es nie schaffen wirst, aber du versuchst es immer weiter.
I know I'm not worthy of you. But I just can't help loving you. It's like wanting to touch a star - you know you'll never reach it, but you just gotta keep trying.
Alle unter einem Dach - Staffel 2 Episode 3
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Erfahrungen in erster Hilfe habe ich nämlich schon reichlich. Ich hatte Nasenbluten bei meiner Geburt, weil der Arzt aufs falsche Ende geklatscht hat.
Alle unter einem Dach - Staffel 2 Episode 3
Laura: "Lass mich in Ruhe, ich hab nicht mal Zeit um gemein zu dir zu sein!"
Steve Urkel: "Na klasse, vielleicht bleib ich ein Weilchen."
Laura: Forget it, Steve, I don't even have time to be mean!"
Steve Urkel: "Great, maybe I'll stay a while."
Alle unter einem Dach - Staffel 1 Episode 14
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Laura: "Wir spielen nämlich Verstecken."
Steve Urkel: "Na toll, das spielen ja meine Eltern auch immer so gern mit mir. Einmal habe ich sie sogar in Milwaukee wieder gefunden, aber da wohnten sie unter falschem Namen."
Laura: "Hide-and-seek, that's it."
Steve Urkel: "Oh, great, my parents play this with me all the time. Once, I found them in Milwaukee living under an assumed name."
Alle unter einem Dach - Staffel 1 Episode 14
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Estelle Winslow: "Steve, how did you get so good at checkers?"
Steve Urkel: "Practice. Fortunately, when I was young I had no friends."
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Laura: "Where did you get the money for this?"
Steve Urkel: "From my stay-away fund. Every year, my relatives send me money in hopes that I won't visit them."
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Clarence: "Yo, you a serious little nerd."
Steve Urkel: "No, I AM a serious little nerd. You see, I use verbs. Verbs are our friends. They help move along our sentences."
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Well, look at his poor, pathetic face. He's so sad he could depress Richard Simmons.
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Laura: "Thank you, Steve. Now, I'm gonna give you a compliment. But, it's only a compliment and it doesn't mean anything more than that."
Steve Urkel: "Oh, I understand."
Laura: "You did good."
Steve Urkel: "You love me, don't you?"
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Sorry I'm late, but I got my tongue stuck in the printing press.
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Chicago, lock up your daughters! Mt. Urkel is about to erupt.
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Carl Winslow: "Du hast doch Laura gebeten mit dir zur Party zu gehen, nicht?"
Steve Urkel: "Na, wie käm ich denn auf so ein schmales Brett? Dad sagte, sie hätten das alles arrangiert."
Alle unter einem Dach - Staffel 1 Episode 12
Steve Urkel: "I've taken a vow of chastity."
Carl: "Steve, you've always been chaste."
Steve Urkel: "Yeah, but now I have an excuse."
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I've got an Uncle Dirk Urkel who was blessed with a two-foot long nose hair. Well, he got it trapped in the rear door of a Buick and was dragged eight and a half blocks.
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My uncle, Elijah Urkel, has been struck by lightning four times. At a party, once, he clamped cables to his earlobes and jump-started a Volkswagen. Then there's in the summer, when we use him as a human bug zapper. He's usually knee deep in dead mosquitoes. And then there was the time we went camping and we were in dyer need of a generator and we just plugged the toaster into Uncle Elijah and the Pop Tarts were flying.
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Carl: "Steve, will you please stop sulking and come out of the bathroom?"
Steve Urkel: "You yelled at me and you called me a butthead."
Carl: "Of all the names that I have called you , the one that bothers you is butthead?"
Steve Urkel: "Yes. It was my nickname in preschool."
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Zitate und Sprüche über Steve Urkel

Ich geh zum Pressetermin im Outfit von Burberry
Du Lauch mit 'nem Körper wie der Urkel Steve in hautengen Röhrenjeans
Kollegah - Business Waffendeals von Amok, Omega
Ich lass es regnen auf dich Kleiner, doch der Rain ist nicht purple
Ich gegen dich ist ungerecht, so wie Blade gegen Urkel
Liquit Walker - bei Feuer über Deutschland 2
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Ist das wahr? Ein paar blasse Nerds bieten euch ein heißes Würstchen an und schon seid ihr weg?
So that's it? A couple of white Urkels offer you sausages and you're gone?
Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother - Staffel 6 Episode 16
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