Zitate und Sprüche von Steve Harvey

Die Leute sagen, dass Geld einen verändert. Das stimmt nicht. Geld verändert Menschen nicht. Geld ermöglicht es, mehr so zu sein, wie man wirklich ist. Wenn du ein netter Mensch bist und viel Geld bekommst, wirst du ein netterer Mensch. Wenn du ein Arschloch bist und viel Geld bekommst, wirst du ein großes Arschloch. Wenn reiche Menschen sich wie Arschlöcher verhalten, sind sie auch immer Arschlöcher gewesen.

People say that money changes people. It really doesn't. Money don't change people. Money allows you to be more of who you really are. If you're a kind person when you get a lot of money, you become a kinder person. If you're an a-shole when you get a lot of money, you become a big a-shole. When you see rich people acting like a-sholes it's 'cause they've always been one.

Harvey: "You gonna sit up here on national TV and say 'nekkid', and then point at the damn board like we gonna let you get away with it!"
Contestant: "I bet you said 'nekkid' in one of your comedy routines."
Harvey: "You on Family Feud! This ain't a comedy routine!"

Harvey: "When people talk about the big one, what do they refer to?"
Contestant: "A man's privates."
Harvey: "Family! I just got this job! What are you trying to do?"

Welcome to Family Feud! I'm your man Steve Harvey; we got another good one for you today.

Hi, folks. Over the summer, we've lost a beloved member of Family Feud, Richard Dawson, the original host of our show. Richard served as a panelist on Match Game, of which became an inspiration for the Feud. We would like to take a moment to remember him as a great man, who made our show an institution. Our thoughts and prayers go out to his family and friends. We will miss you, Richard. We sure will.

Gott gibt einem Erfolg, weil er sich darauf verlässt, dass man damit vernünftig umgeht. Und wird er oft enttäuscht? Ständig, weil die Leute erfolgreich werden und vergessen, wie sie es geschafft haben.

God lets you be successful because he trusts you that you will do the right thing with it. Now, does he get disappointed often? All the time, because people get there and they forget how they got it.

Ich will nicht mit 60 Jahren auf der Bühne stehen und Witze erzählen. Ich will, dass mein Leben eine Bedeutung hat.

I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.

A person has to remember that the road to success is always under construction. You have to get that through your head. That it is not easy becoming successful.

Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.

I'm a comedian first. I've learned how to act. I just draw on life experiences and that's how I've learned. I didn't take classes or anything. I don't need no classroom.