Meine Güte, du bist doch Amerikaner. Denk doch nicht über die Konsequenzen nach. Spreng was in die Luft!
Stan Smith in American DadWaffen töten keine Menschen, Menschen töten Menschen! Waffen beschützen Menschen vor Menschen mit kleineren Waffen.
Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.
WaffenStan Smith in American Dad, Staffel 1 Episode 14Gummi Bears?! He replaced my bullets with Gummi Bears from the mini bar... that's gonna cost me $7!
Stan Smith in American Dad, Staffel 10 Episode 11Roger: "I once survived four days in a Del Taco parking lot extracting life-saving nutrients from puddles and bird shit."
Steve: "Why didn't you just go into the Del Taco?"
Roger: "I'm a Taco Bell man."
Doctors are stupid, Roger. They're just failed dentists.
Stan Smith in American DadWhen I joined the CIA, I knew the deal. If we make a mistake, we cover it up. Like the time Dick accidentally created feline AIDS and we covered it up by blaming it on gay cats.
Stan Smith in American Dad, Staffel 11 Episode 20Hello, Bill Gates? Turns out I’m the richest guy in the world, because I have an adoring wife and a loving family.
Hello, UNICEF? Yes, I’d like to donate some of my immense riches. What’s that? Children are still starving in Africa because wife love is worthless to you? What an odd policy!
I guess I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie-daisies.
Stan Smith in American DadAh, saturday afternoon TV. Where the sneaky networks hide all the good shows.
Stan Smith in American DadBoil water? What, am I a chemist?
Stan Smith in American Dad, Staffel 1 Episode 18The new Pixar movie, Clothes. It’s about the secret lives of clothes. John Ratzenberger plays a tie.
Stan Smith in American Dad