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American Dad - Staffel 1 Episode 14

Gummi Bears?! He replaced my bullets with Gummi Bears from the mini bar... that's gonna cost me $7!

American Dad - Staffel 10 Episode 11

Roger: "I once survived four days in a Del Taco parking lot extracting life-saving nutrients from puddles and bird shit."
Steve: "Why didn't you just go into the Del Taco?"
Roger: "I'm a Taco Bell man."

American Dad - Staffel 11 Episode 15

Doctors are stupid, Roger. They're just failed dentists.

American Dad

When I joined the CIA, I knew the deal. If we make a mistake, we cover it up. Like the time Dick accidentally created feline AIDS and we covered it up by blaming it on gay cats.

American Dad - Staffel 11 Episode 20

Hello, Bill Gates? Turns out I’m the richest guy in the world, because I have an adoring wife and a loving family.
Hello, UNICEF? Yes, I’d like to donate some of my immense riches. What’s that? Children are still starving in Africa because wife love is worthless to you? What an odd policy!

American Dad

Bill Gates

I guess I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie-daisies.

American Dad

Ah, saturday afternoon TV. Where the sneaky networks hide all the good shows.

American Dad

Fernsehen

Boil water? What, am I a chemist?

American Dad - Staffel 1 Episode 18

The new Pixar movie, Clothes. It’s about the secret lives of clothes. John Ratzenberger plays a tie.

American Dad

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There's an old German saying: 'Don't blame the fish!' There are other sayings, but they mostly involve genocide...

Klaus Heisler in American Dad

Oh, I love your religion... for the crazy! Virgin birth. Water into wine. It's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music.

Roger das Alien in American Dad - Staffel 5 Episode 9

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A real New York hotel! How many Wall Street bankers have had their first prostitute here?

Francine Smith in American Dad - Staffel 10 Episode 14

Stan, we can't have a grown woman acting like a child in our house. This ain't no Disney Channel.

Francine Smith in American Dad - Staffel 11 Episode 3

I’m gonna go hit the sack, and then probably go to bed.

Steve Smith in American Dad

In a hundred years, when there’s a million jerks riding around Manhattan drunk in limos, the west will seem like a paradise.

Roger das Alien in American Dad - Staffel 12 Episode 22

Erfolg ist ein mieser Lehrer. Er verführt kluge Menschen dazu zu denken, sie wären unfehlbar.

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose.

Bill Gates

Erfolg

Wenn du den Leuten die Probleme zeigst und ihnen die Lösungen zeigst, werden sie zum Handeln gebracht.

Bill Gates - am 2. Juli 2005 (Live8-Konzert)

Probleme Lösungen

Der Kapitalismus hat sehr gut funktioniert. Wer nach Nordkorea ziehen möchte, kann das ja gerne tun.

Capitalism has worked very well. Anyone who wants to move to North Korea is welcome.

Bill Gates

Kapitalismus Nordkorea

Wenn es ein Land gibt, dass unglaubliche Gräueltaten in der Welt angerichtet hat, dann sind es die Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika. Sie haben keinen Respekt vor menschlichem Leben.

If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don’t care for human beings.

Nelson Mandela

USA

Der Mensch erfand die Atombombe, doch keine Maus der Welt würde eine Mausefalle konstruieren.

Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap.

Albert Einstein

Menschen Waffen Atomwaffen

Ich stehe zwischen den Lagern. Zwischen dem Recht, Waffen zu besitzen und der öffentlichen Sicherheit.

I feel like I've got feet firmly in different camps. Between the right of gun ownership and public safety.

Tim Walz

Waffenlobby

Auf jedem Kanal läuft nur noch Mist unsere Gesellschaft verblödet.
Wo sind die Helden meiner Jugend? Für mich war Fernsehen das Größte!

Dame - Auf die guten alten Zeiten, Album: Notiz an Mich

Fernsehen Trash TV

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

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