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Shrek: 'Oger sind wie Zwiebeln.'
Esel: 'Sie stinken?'
Shrek: 'Nein, sie haben Schichten; Oger haben auch Schichten.'

Shrek: 'Ogres are like onions.'
Donkey: 'They stink?'
Shrek: 'No. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers.'

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Fiona: 'Er spricht?'
Shrek: 'Ja, das Problem ist, ihn zum Schweigen zu bringen.'

Fiona: 'It talks?'
Shrek: 'Yeah, but it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.'

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Ich bin noch nicht reif für eine körperliche Beziehung. Wir sollten das Ganze langsam angehen lassen, ich bin kein Esel für eine Nacht!

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Gut gerulpst ist halb verdaut, sag ich immer.

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'I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid…'
'What he’s basically saying is he likes to get…'
'...paid!'

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I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed. She thinks I'm a steed.

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Shrek: 'If I treat you so badly, then why are you still here?'
Donkey: 'Because that's what friends do, they forgive each other.'

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Esel: 'So, wo sitzt denn diese feuerspuckende Nervensäge?'
Shrek: 'Dort oben im Turm und wartet darauf, geretten zu werden.'
Esel: 'Ich meinte den Drachen, Shrek.'

Donkey: 'So where is this fire-breathin' pain in the neck, anyway?'
Shrek: 'In the tower, waiting for us to rescue her.'
Donkey: 'I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek.'

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I hate it when you've got someone in your face, you try to give someone a hint and they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence...
...Can I stay with you?

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Donkey: 'Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?'
Shrek: 'That would be my home.'
Donkey: 'Oh and it is lovely. You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.'

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Nur wahre Freunde sind so grausam ehrlich.

Shrek: 'Well it's no wonder you don't have any friends.'
Donkey: 'Wow, only a true friend would be that truly honest.'

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Du brauchst eindeutig ein paar Tic Tacs, weil du aus dem Hals stinkst.

Wow, that was really scary and if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath will certainly get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks.

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And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases eeking outta my butt that day.

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