Zitate und Sprüche aus Shameless

Jimmy: "Dein Dad hat mich zu dir hoch geschickt. Hat mir noch ein Kondom gegeben."
Fiona: "Dann muss er dich echt mögen. Normalerweise gibt er meinen Freunden ein Lecktuch."

Jimmy: "Your dad made me follow you up. Gave me a condom."
Fiona: "He must really like you. He usually just gives my boyfriends a dental dam."

Jenna tanzt für ein Publikum. Du aber tanzt als wärst du allein im Raum. Du hast kein leichtes Leben, Fiona, das merkt man dir auch an, denn du bist sehr authentisch. Du bist kein Überflieger, darum muss man dich auch nicht auf den Boden holen. Die ganze Stadt ist voll mit Jennas, aber ich hab' die Nase voll von denen. Ich schwör's dir, so jemanden wie dich hab' ich noch nie kennen gelernt. Durch dich hab' ich endlich wieder Spaß am Leben.

Jenna dances for an audience. You dance like there's no one else in the room. You life's not simple, Fiona, and you can't stop it from showing because you're no fake. You're not lost. You don't need finding. This whole city belongs to the Jennas, I'm sick of them. I swear, Fiona, you're nothing like anyone I've ever met. You make me want to enjoy my life again.

Phillip: "Hat seine Zündkerze geglüht?"
Karen: "Hä?"
Phillip: "Ob du ihn hochbekommen hast?"
Karen: "Hast du schon mal Billiard mit 'nem Seil gespielt?"

Phillip: "Did he pitch a tent?"
Karen: "Huh?"
Phillip: "Did you make him hard?"
Karen: "Ever try to play pool with a rope?"

Neunzig Prozent aller Probleme auf der Welt werden durch kleine Wortpaare verursacht. Wir sind gesund und glücklich, aber wenn die Leute uns fragen wie's uns geht, sagen wir: 'Nicht übel.'

Ninety percent of the world's problems are caused by tiny words that come in pairs. I mean, we're healthy and we're happy, but when people as, we say: 'Not bad.'

This is not a dictatorship. This is America. Give me liberty, or give me meth.

Great things don’t happen in tiny little increments. You know, they happen when someone thinks completely differently.

You can't lose your virginity to a tampon. It has to be a penis with a man attached.

If god didn't want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex.

Every time we open our hearts, every time we open our gates, we take a risk.

Sometimes when people love each other very much, they need time apart, so when they come back together, their love is even stronger.

I just thought squirting was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans.

Bullying is a vital part of every ecosystem. It teaches kids resilience. The world is a rough place. Bullying is like getting inoculated. It's a vaccine.

Every time we open our hearts, every time we open our gates, we take a risk.

Doing things you don't want to do is how you make a relationship work.

You can’t drink him away. It won’t work.

Sometimes when people love each other very much, they need time apart, so when they come back together, their love is even stronger.

You did okay, Mickey. You know, you tried. That’s a lot more than most people would do.

I love you. It means we take care of each other. It means thick and thin, good times, bad, sickness, health, all that shit.

I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you!

You need to let me go… You need to let me let you go.

Sometimes we get so wrapped up in getting what we want, that we forget to ask ourselves why we wanted it in the first place.

Love is not supposed to be cute. Love is supposed to be raw and destructive.

I can’t tell you that this is definitely gonna work out. There’s no guarantees. But if this turns out to be a big mistake, then let’s make it the most fun big fucking mistake we’ve ever made.

I just need someone to say, 'Fuck it. This kid deserves a chance.'

The good parts of love are so good, you're willing to suffer an unbelievable amount of pain just to get to them. That's why I have been married three times and engaged 12.