I love you. It means we take care of each other. It means thick and thin, good times, bad, sickness, health, all that shit.
Mickey Milkovich - Staffel 5 Episode 12
4I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is f*ck you!
Phillip Gallagher - Staffel 2 Episode 8
2Love is not supposed to be cute. Love is supposed to be raw and destructive.
Frank Gallagher - Staffel 7 Episode 10
2Jenna tanzt für ein Publikum. Du aber tanzt als wärst du allein im Raum. Du hast kein leichtes Leben, Fiona, das merkt man dir auch an, denn du bist sehr authentisch. Du bist kein Überflieger, darum muss man dich auch nicht auf den Boden holen. Die ganze Stadt ist voll mit Jennas, aber ich hab' die Nase voll von denen. Ich schwör's dir, so jemanden wie dich hab' ich noch nie kennen gelernt. Durch dich hab' ich endlich wieder Spaß am Leben.
Jimmy Lishman - Staffel 1 Episode 1
1If God didn't want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex.
Frank Gallagher - Staffel 3 Episode 4
1Every time we open our hearts, every time we open our gates, we take a risk.
Sarah Cleary - Staffel 6
1Sometimes when people love each other very much, they need time apart, so when they come back together, their love is even stronger.
Sheila Jackson - Staffel 2
1You did okay, Mickey. You know, you tried. That’s a lot more than most people would do.
Phillip Gallagher - Staffel 5 Episode 6
1Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
Staffel 3 Episode 12
What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.
Kevin Ball - Staffel 3 Episode 12
Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"
Frank Gallagher - Staffel 3 Episode 12
Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.
Staffel 3 Episode 11
I have red hair, freckles and crooked teeth. I don't need any more character!
Debbie Gallagher - Staffel 3 Episode 10
Debs, we need at least one person in this family to not turn cynical, and my money's been on you.
Phillip Gallagher - Staffel 3 Episode 10
I don't go onto Facebook because I don't give a shit about whose pet just died or who just checked in at the f*cking McDonald's.
Phillip Gallagher - Staffel 3 Episode 9
I'm sorry, but no one speaking English as a first language should be doing this job.
Jimmy Lishman - Staffel 3 Episode 8
Seriosly, I don't mean to be an asshole, it's just... genetic.
Fiona Gallagher - Staffel 3 Episode 6
I kind of have no choice. I gotta find Frank. Get him sober and ready to appear in court. He's like my sad-ass Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Fiona Gallagher - Staffel 3 Episode 6
Lanier: "Your body is a temple, Carl, and you only want to put things in it that are natural."
Carl: "Like fists? I saw it in that movie."
Carl: "Like fists? I saw it in that movie."
Carl Gallagher - Staffel 3 Episode 6
You're like a f*cking cockroach, able to live anywhere and feed off anything.
Ian Gallagher - Staffel 3 Episode 6
Kate: "Fishing? Gonna use your tiny dick as a worm?"
Frank: "I've caught some big whales with this little worm. Yourself included there, Moby."
Frank: "I've caught some big whales with this little worm. Yourself included there, Moby."
Frank Gallagher - Staffel 3 Episode 6
You get along a lot better with a weapon and a kind word than a kind word alone.
Frank Gallagher - Staffel 3 Episode 2
Too many Gallaghers in the world already. Instead of passing rubbers out at your school, they should be passing them out at your house.
Kevin Ball - Staffel 2 Episode 10
Teenagers. They're hormon-soaked brains aren't wired to think about anyone other than themselves.
Veronica Fisher - Staffel 2 Episode 6
Ethel: "One day the entire family will be reunited in the Garden of Eden."
"Oh, like heaven?"
Ethel: "No, it's in Missouri."
"Oh. Eden's got a lot of methheads."
"Oh, like heaven?"
Ethel: "No, it's in Missouri."
"Oh. Eden's got a lot of methheads."
Staffel 2 Episode 5
That's the Gallagher sperm. Ambitious, relentless. Everything we're not once we're born. Like heat-seeking, baby-making missiles. Won't be long before the country's nothing but Mexicans and Gallaghers.
Frank Gallagher - Staffel 2 Episode 5
Frank: "Why you gotta be such an asshole?"
Lip: "Apple fell where you dropped it."
Lip: "Apple fell where you dropped it."
Phillip Gallagher - Staffel 2 Episode 4
V: "You always pick p*ssies!"
Fiona: "Well, they are what they eat."
Fiona: "Well, they are what they eat."
Fiona Gallagher - Staffel 2 Episode 4
I'm gonna beat you like a piñata till candy flies out of your ass!
Lucy Joe Heisner - Staffel 2 Episode 4
Clare: "Thank you. God loves you."
Veronica: "Yeah, if that were true, he'd have made me white and rich."
Veronica: "Yeah, if that were true, he'd have made me white and rich."
Veronica Fisher - Staffel 2 Episode 2
Every day you wake up breathing, you should be coloring me a note of gratitude that the half of you that came from me wasn't spooged on your mother's neck, but instead was guided by yours truly to get up inside of her to start the life of you.
Frank Gallagher - Staffel 2 Episode 2
Frank: "It's not sex if you can't remember it."
Kev: "Ha. Then you're a virgin, Frank."
Kev: "Ha. Then you're a virgin, Frank."
Kevin Ball - Staffel 2 Episode 2
Lip: "You really wanna get your ass shot off in some 'stan somewhere?"
Ian: "'Stan?"
Lip: "Yeah, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraqistan."
Ian: "'Stan?"
Lip: "Yeah, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraqistan."
Phillip Gallagher - Staffel 2 Episode 1
You just made my boy parts get bigger.
Kevin Ball - Staffel 1 Episode 11
Sheila: "Now, by sifting we separate and aerate those flour particles to make them absorb liquids better."
Deb: "Someone should sift my dad."
Deb: "Someone should sift my dad."
Debbie Gallagher - Staffel 1 Episode 9
Frank doesn't have friends, only people he hasn't pissed off yet.
Fiona Gallagher - Staffel 1 Episode 7
Karen: "Why do we help people we hate?"
Lip: "I believe we're just taking our cue from American foreign policy."
Lip: "I believe we're just taking our cue from American foreign policy."
Phillip Gallagher - Staffel 1 Episode 6
I am fed up with these pan-gender hermaphrodites who hate that human beings are a species with two distinct genders. It's like they've declared war on testicles. They wanna remove all the masculinity from the schools, fill the world with yogurt-eaters.
Frank Gallagher - Staffel 1 Episode 6
Oh, Warren, once again proving that Koreans are the Asian Jews.
Phillip Gallagher - Staffel 1 Episode 6
We all have our phobias and school is mine. All of it. Textbooks full of falsehoods, teachers unions full of thugs, and tenured imbeciles who still use words like "irregardless".
Frank Gallagher - Staffel 1 Episode 6
Veronica: "What's that smell? It's either vomit or fancy cheese."
Carl: "It can be both if you want."
Carl: "It can be both if you want."
Carl Gallagher - Staffel 1 Episode 5
Fiona: "Wasn't he drunk when he proposed?"
Veronica: "Yeah, it was like David Hasselhoff video, eating a cheeseburger. YouTube it, it's a car wreck."
Veronica: "Yeah, it was like David Hasselhoff video, eating a cheeseburger. YouTube it, it's a car wreck."
Veronica Fisher - Staffel 1 Episode 5
Why are all the news ladies Chinese? They should stick to what they know: railroads, sushi and dim sum.
Frank Gallagher - Staffel 1 Episode 4
Like, up the ass? Do you get used to that? I mean, the whole point of the digestive system is one-way traffic.
Phillip Gallagher - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Frank: "Four-month-old baby, 14-year-old girl, 11-year-old Lip, 10-year-old Ian, a 7-year-old, a 5-year-old, and a Dodge Astro van. What's the one thing that we needed? One word. One thing."
Jimmy: "Sterilization."
Jimmy: "Sterilization."
Jimmy Lishman - Staffel 1 Episode 1
I lose respect for guys like Steve, because people unlike Steve, or people diametrically opposite to Steve have always let me down. So deciding that he's overeducated and has more money than sense is somehow more socially acceptable than asking myself, for instance, why do the men I always date treat me like shit?
Jimmy Lishman - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Jimmy: "Dein Dad hat mich zu dir hoch geschickt. Hat mir noch ein Kondom gegeben."
Fiona: "Dann muss er dich echt mögen. Normalerweise gibt er meinen Freunden ein Lecktuch."
Fiona: "Dann muss er dich echt mögen. Normalerweise gibt er meinen Freunden ein Lecktuch."
Fiona Gallagher - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Phillip: "Hat seine Zündkerze geglüht?"
Karen: "Hä?"
Phillip: "Ob du ihn hochbekommen hast?"
Karen: "Hast du schon mal Billiard mit 'nem Seil gespielt?"
Karen: "Hä?"
Phillip: "Ob du ihn hochbekommen hast?"
Karen: "Hast du schon mal Billiard mit 'nem Seil gespielt?"
Karen Jackson - Staffel 1 Episode 1
Neunzig Prozent aller Probleme auf der Welt werden durch kleine Wortpaare verursacht. Wir sind gesund und glücklich, aber wenn die Leute uns fragen wie's uns geht, sagen wir: 'Nicht übel.'
Jimmy Lishman - Staffel 1 Episode 1
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