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I love you. It means we take care of each other. It means thick and thin, good times, bad, sickness, health, all that shit.

Liebeserklärungen

Mickey Milkovich - Staffel 5 Episode 124

You can’t drink him away. It won’t work.

Alkohol Liebeskummer

Debbie Gallagher - Staffel 5 Episode 82

I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you!

Phillip Gallagher - Staffel 2 Episode 82

Love is not supposed to be cute. Love is supposed to be raw and destructive.

Liebe

Frank Gallagher - Staffel 7 Episode 102

Jenna tanzt für ein Publikum. Du aber tanzt als wärst du allein im Raum. Du hast kein leichtes Leben, Fiona, das merkt man dir auch an, denn du bist sehr authentisch. Du bist kein Überflieger, darum muss man dich auch nicht auf den Boden holen. Die ganze Stadt ist voll mit Jennas, aber ich hab' die Nase voll von denen. Ich schwör's dir, so jemanden wie dich hab' ich noch nie kennen gelernt. Durch dich hab' ich endlich wieder Spaß am Leben.Jenna dances for an audience. You dance like there's no one else in the room. You life's not simple, Fiona, and you can't stop it from showing because you're no fake. You're not lost. You don't need finding. This whole city belongs to the Jennas, I'm sick of them. I swear, Fiona, you're nothing like anyone I've ever met. You make me want to enjoy my life again.

Fiona Gallagher Liebeserklärungen

Jimmy Lishman - Staffel 1 Episode 11

If God didn't want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex.

Arsch

Frank Gallagher - Staffel 3 Episode 41

Every time we open our hearts, every time we open our gates, we take a risk.

Sarah Cleary - Staffel 61

Sometimes when people love each other very much, they need time apart, so when they come back together, their love is even stronger.

Sheila Jackson - Staffel 21

You did okay, Mickey. You know, you tried. That’s a lot more than most people would do.

Phillip Gallagher - Staffel 5 Episode 61

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

Restaurants

Staffel 3 Episode 12

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Kevin Ball - Staffel 3 Episode 12

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"

Frank Gallagher - Staffel 3 Episode 12

Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.

Staffel 3 Episode 11

I have red hair, freckles and crooked teeth. I don't need any more character!

Rote Haare / Ginger

Debbie Gallagher - Staffel 3 Episode 10

Debs, we need at least one person in this family to not turn cynical, and my money's been on you.

Debbie Gallagher

Phillip Gallagher - Staffel 3 Episode 10

I don't go onto Facebook because I don't give a shit about whose pet just died or who just checked in at the fucking McDonald's.

Facebook

Phillip Gallagher - Staffel 3 Episode 9

I'm sorry, but no one speaking English as a first language should be doing this job.

Jimmy Lishman - Staffel 3 Episode 8

Seriosly, I don't mean to be an asshole, it's just... genetic.

Fiona Gallagher - Staffel 3 Episode 6

I kind of have no choice. I gotta find Frank. Get him sober and ready to appear in court. He's like my sad-ass Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Frank Gallagher Obi-Wan Kenobi

Fiona Gallagher - Staffel 3 Episode 6

Lanier: "Your body is a temple, Carl, and you only want to put things in it that are natural."
Carl: "Like fists? I saw it in that movie."

Carl Gallagher - Staffel 3 Episode 6

You're like a fucking cockroach, able to live anywhere and feed off anything.

Phillip Gallagher

Ian Gallagher - Staffel 3 Episode 6

Kate: "Fishing? Gonna use your tiny dick as a worm?"
Frank: "I've caught some big whales with this little worm. Yourself included there, Moby."

Frank Gallagher - Staffel 3 Episode 6

You get along a lot better with a weapon and a kind word than a kind word alone.

Waffen

Frank Gallagher - Staffel 3 Episode 2

Too many Gallaghers in the world already. Instead of passing rubbers out at your school, they should be passing them out at your house.

Kevin Ball - Staffel 2 Episode 10

Teenagers. They're hormon-soaked brains aren't wired to think about anyone other than themselves.

Teenager

Veronica Fisher - Staffel 2 Episode 6

Ethel: "One day the entire family will be reunited in the Garden of Eden."
"Oh, like heaven?"
Ethel: "No, it's in Missouri."
"Oh. Eden's got a lot of methheads."

Missouri

Staffel 2 Episode 5

That's the Gallagher sperm. Ambitious, relentless. Everything we're not once we're born. Like heat-seeking, baby-making missiles. Won't be long before the country's nothing but Mexicans and Gallaghers.

Frank Gallagher - Staffel 2 Episode 5

Frank: "Why you gotta be such an asshole?"
Lip: "Apple fell where you dropped it."

Vaginas

Phillip Gallagher - Staffel 2 Episode 4

V: "You always pick pussies!"
Fiona: "Well, they are what they eat."

Vaginas

Fiona Gallagher - Staffel 2 Episode 4

I'm gonna beat you like a piñata till candy flies out of your ass!

Lustige Drohungen

Lucy Joe Heisner - Staffel 2 Episode 4

Clare: "Thank you. God loves you."
Veronica: "Yeah, if that were true, he'd have made me white and rich."

Veronica Fisher - Staffel 2 Episode 2

Every day you wake up breathing, you should be coloring me a note of gratitude that the half of you that came from me wasn't spooged on your mother's neck, but instead was guided by yours truly to get up inside of her to start the life of you.

Carl Gallagher

Frank Gallagher - Staffel 2 Episode 2

Frank: "It's not sex if you can't remember it."
Kev: "Ha. Then you're a virgin, Frank."

Frank Gallagher

Kevin Ball - Staffel 2 Episode 2

Lip: "You really wanna get your ass shot off in some 'stan somewhere?"
Ian: "'Stan?"
Lip: "Yeah, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraqistan."

Phillip Gallagher - Staffel 2 Episode 1

You just made my boy parts get bigger.

Kevin Ball - Staffel 1 Episode 11

Sheila: "Now, by sifting we separate and aerate those flour particles to make them absorb liquids better."
Deb: "Someone should sift my dad."

Frank Gallagher

Debbie Gallagher - Staffel 1 Episode 9

Frank doesn't have friends, only people he hasn't pissed off yet.

Frank Gallagher

Fiona Gallagher - Staffel 1 Episode 7

Karen: "Why do we help people we hate?"
Lip: "I believe we're just taking our cue from American foreign policy."

Phillip Gallagher - Staffel 1 Episode 6

I am fed up with these pan-gender hermaphrodites who hate that human beings are a species with two distinct genders. It's like they've declared war on testicles. They wanna remove all the masculinity from the schools, fill the world with yogurt-eaters.

Frank Gallagher - Staffel 1 Episode 6

Oh, Warren, once again proving that Koreans are the Asian Jews.

Südkorea

Phillip Gallagher - Staffel 1 Episode 6

We all have our phobias and school is mine. All of it. Textbooks full of falsehoods, teachers unions full of thugs, and tenured imbeciles who still use words like "irregardless".

Frank Gallagher - Staffel 1 Episode 6

Veronica: "What's that smell? It's either vomit or fancy cheese."
Carl: "It can be both if you want."

Carl Gallagher - Staffel 1 Episode 5

Fiona: "Wasn't he drunk when he proposed?"
Veronica: "Yeah, it was like David Hasselhoff video, eating a cheeseburger. YouTube it, it's a car wreck."

David Hasselhoff

Veronica Fisher - Staffel 1 Episode 5

Why are all the news ladies Chinese? They should stick to what they know: railroads, sushi and dim sum.

China

Frank Gallagher - Staffel 1 Episode 4

Like, up the ass? Do you get used to that? I mean, the whole point of the digestive system is one-way traffic.

Arsch

Phillip Gallagher - Staffel 1 Episode 1

Frank: "Four-month-old baby, 14-year-old girl, 11-year-old Lip, 10-year-old Ian, a 7-year-old, a 5-year-old, and a Dodge Astro van. What's the one thing that we needed? One word. One thing."
Jimmy: "Sterilization."

Jimmy Lishman - Staffel 1 Episode 1

I lose respect for guys like Steve, because people unlike Steve, or people diametrically opposite to Steve have always let me down. So deciding that he's overeducated and has more money than sense is somehow more socially acceptable than asking myself, for instance, why do the men I always date treat me like shit?

Jimmy Lishman - Staffel 1 Episode 1

Jimmy: "Dein Dad hat mich zu dir hoch geschickt. Hat mir noch ein Kondom gegeben."
Fiona: "Dann muss er dich echt mögen. Normalerweise gibt er meinen Freunden ein Lecktuch."Jimmy: "Your dad made me follow you up. Gave me a condom."
Fiona: "He must really like you. He usually just gives my boyfriends a dental dam."

Fiona Gallagher - Staffel 1 Episode 1

Phillip: "Hat seine Zündkerze geglüht?"
Karen: "Hä?"
Phillip: "Ob du ihn hochbekommen hast?"
Karen: "Hast du schon mal Billiard mit 'nem Seil gespielt?"Phillip: "Did he pitch a tent?"
Karen: "Huh?"
Phillip: "Did you make him hard?"
Karen: "Ever try to play pool with a rope?"

Penisse

Karen Jackson - Staffel 1 Episode 1

Neunzig Prozent aller Probleme auf der Welt werden durch kleine Wortpaare verursacht. Wir sind gesund und glücklich, aber wenn die Leute uns fragen wie's uns geht, sagen wir: 'Nicht übel.'Ninety percent of the world's problems are caused by tiny words that come in pairs. I mean, we're healthy and we're happy, but when people as, we say: 'Not bad.'

Jimmy Lishman - Staffel 1 Episode 1

This is not a dictatorship. This is America. Give me liberty, or give me meth.

USA

Frank Gallagher - Staffel 7

Great things don’t happen in tiny little increments. You know, they happen when someone thinks completely differently.

Phillip Gallagher - Staffel 3

You can't lose your virginity to a tampon. It has to be a penis with a man attached.

Penisse

Sammi Slott - Staffel 4

I just thought squirting was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans.

Einhörner

Phillip Gallagher - Staffel 7

Bullying is a vital part of every ecosystem. It teaches kids resilience. The world is a rough place. Bullying is like getting inoculated. It's a vaccine.

Mobbing

Frank Gallagher - Staffel 4

Every time we open our hearts, every time we open our gates, we take a risk.

Sarah Cleary - Staffel 6

Doing things you don't want to do is how you make a relationship work.

Beziehungen

Frank Gallagher - Staffel 3

Sometimes when people love each other very much, they need time apart, so when they come back together, their love is even stronger.

Liebe

Sheila Jackson - Staffel 2 Episode 9

You need to let me go… You need to let me let you go.

Fiona Gallagher - Staffel 5 Episode 7

Sometimes we get so wrapped up in getting what we want, that we forget to ask ourselves why we wanted it in the first place.

Ehrgeiz

Ian Gallagher - Staffel 3 Episode 1

I can’t tell you that this is definitely gonna work out. There’s no guarantees. But if this turns out to be a big mistake, then let’s make it the most fun big fucking mistake we’ve ever made.

Fiona Gallagher - Staffel 5 Episode 5

I just need someone to say, "Fuck it. This kid deserves a chance."

Phillip Gallagher - Staffel 5 Episode 7

The good parts of love are so good, you're willing to suffer an unbelievable amount of pain just to get to them. That's why I have been married three times and engaged 12.

Sammi Slott - Staffel 4

Hey, wenn man mit so viel Überzeugung so viel Scheiße redet, dann braucht man irgendwann eine sehr viel größere Zahnbürste. Und das sind anale Fakten.Hey, talk out of your ass with that much conviction you end up needing a much bigger toothbrush. That's an anal fact.

Phillip Gallagher - Staffel 1 Episode 1

Wir haben vielleicht nicht viel, aber jedem von uns - und zwar wirklich jedem - ist klar, worauf es im Leben ankommt: Wir wissen, wie man anständig feiert!We may not have much, but all of us, to a man, knows the most important thing in this life: We know how to fucking party!

Parties

Frank Gallagher - Staffel 1 Episode 1

Zitate und Sprüche über Shameless

A director will always tell you, when you go in to do a scene, "You go as big as you want, and I'll tell you when to come down." And I found that on "Shameless", you can't follow that rule because they will never tell you to come down. So, I've had to find my own balance with when it makes sense to get this upset or angry.

Jeremy Allen White