Zitate und Sprüche von Seth Cohen

Congratulations. You're a Cohen. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.

Her with a tattoo, you with a wristband. That's like the ultimate wrong-side-of-the-tracks love story. Seriously, you are the Sid to her Nancy, the Kurt to her Courtney. The 50 Cent to... Mrs. Cent.

Summer: "I'm busy. Studying. Naked."
Seth: "Is that supposed to keep me away?"
Summer: "Cohen? You're at my house!"
Seth: "And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed."

It turns out that I'm quite skilled at getting a date, provided it's not for me.

Sandy: "The minute you were born, I knew that I would never take another easy breath again without knowing that you were safe."
Seth: "So, I'm like asthma?"

Seth: "I'm in charge of Ryan's birthday."
Summer: "Wait. Ryan's birthday is now? What was he thinking?"
Seth: "I don't know. He didn't exactly plan it."

Summer: "We have to do something. Should we bring him a snack? What does Ryan eat?"
Seth: "Dry cereal from a box and black coffee."

Comicon is basically a bunch of pathetic virgins ogling some p-rn star dressed as Catwoman.

You know what I like about rich kids? Nothing!

Ryan: "Maybe you've got the Summer flu."
Seth: "I dunno. It's possible."
Ryan: "Maybe you need some Annabiotics."

What can he possibly have done, that he rather go to jail than admit to?
Unless... life with Julie Cooper is tougher than we thought.

Sandy: "You're not exactly the ideal client."
Caleb: "Rich? Powerful?"
Sandy: "Guilty!"

Summer: "I wish I could pluck out my eyeballs with a fork and rinse them in a tall glass of ice water."
Marissa: "Yeah, that's a hangover."

Summer: "So you're making a mixtape for his birthday? That's so romantic!"
Marissa: "No, just thoughtful."
Summer: "Coop, you're tapping into core relationship mythology. That's romantic."

A vicodin love confession is still a love confession.

It doesn't matter, I'm too tired to care.

I hope you have Motrin in the house, because you're about to feel pain!

How can you live like this? Your t-shirts are touching your sweaters!

I suffer from rage blackouts.

Modern medicine is advancing to the point where the average human life span will be a hundred. But I read this article which said Social Security is supposed to run out by the year 2025, which means people are gonna have to stay in their jobs until they're 80. So I don't wanna commit to anything too soon.

It's good you're changing. Just don't change too much.

I'm a woman, I'm used to do things I don't want to do.

Cats come when they feel like it. Not when they're told.

Freedom is power. To live a life untamed and unafraid is the gift that I've been given, and so my journey begins.

The duty of youth is to challenge corruption.

It's better to burn out than to fade away

Nobody dies a virgin. Life f*cks us all.

From the beginnin' to the end
Losers lose, winners win
This is real we ain't got to pretend
The cold world that we in
Is full of pressure and pain
Enough of me n*gga, now listen to Game

You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub'
Look, mami, I got the X if you into takin' drugs
I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love
So come give me a hug if you into gettin' rubbed

Yeah, '03, I went from quite filthy to filthy rich

Penny: "Leonard, I didn't know you played the cello."
Leonard: "Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in advanced placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough."

Liking comic books is popular, environmental awareness, being tolerant. If I was just born ten years later, I would have been the coolest person ever.