Reinhardt: "I was wondering if you'd sign something for me. It's... for a friend."
D.Va: "Of course! Here you go. Love, D.Va."
Lúcio: "Reinhardt, we need to find you some new tunes."
Reinhardt: "What's wrong with the classics? I love Hasselhoff! Have you heard Night Rocker?"
Junkrat: "How many of you overwatch people are missing an eye?"
Reinhardt: "I don't need two eyes to swing a hammer!"
Brigitte: "I've stitched you up so many times it's a wonder you can still fight."
Reinhardt: "Just some bumps and bruises, nothing to worry yourself about."
Reinhardt: "Where did a medic like you learn to handle a weapon like that?"
Baptiste: "The number of battlefields I've seen, I was bound to pick something up."
Torbjörn: "You need to stop telling those ridiculous stories Reinhardt. No one believes they're real."
Reinhardt: "Ridiculous stories?! My tales of adventure and glory are all true!"
Torbjörn: "Even the one about the mad doctor and the witch?"
Reinhardt: "Especially that one!"
Doomfist: "You don't take a hint, do you, Reinhardt?"
Reinhardt: "And you don't know how to stay down when you're beaten."
Ah, my friends, what's with all this standing around? There's glory to be won!
Reinhardt in OverwatchPharah: "Reinhardt. You know, I had a poster of you on my wall when I was younger."
Reinhardt: "I remember the poster! My hair was amazing."
Symmetra: "Armor? How positively medieval."
Reinhardt: "I will take that as a compliment, my lady!"
Mercy: "Reinhardt, what are your plans for the holidays?"
Reinhardt: "I'll probably visit Torbjörn's family in Gothenburg, like the last few years."
Widowmaker: "You were once a legend... but what are you now? Just a shell of a woman."
Ana: "I take it you don't want my autograph, then?"
Ana: "Seems I was wrong about you Amélie."
Widowmaker: "I thought you'd have gotten used to that feeling by now."
Ana: "Youth truly is wasted on the young."
Tracer: "At least statistically, I've wasted less than most."
Ana: "Seems like neither of us like being dead very much."
Soldier 76: "Old soldiers are hard to kill."
Reaper: "Just like old times."
Ana: "Right. Except for the part where you became a homicidal murderer."
Ana: "I'll be watching your back out there, Fareeha."
Pharah: "Then I have nothing to worry about."
Hanzo: "Why did you abandon the assassin's art?"
Ana: "I never was an assassin. I killed only because it was necessary."
Ana: "Youth truly is wasted on the young."
D.Va: "Oh c'mon, Ana! I bet you got up to all sorts of trouble when you were my age!"
Ashe: "That's a lot of armor. Though I guess you are a pretty big target."
Reinhardt: "Haha! I guess I am!"
Torbjörn: "Ana!? We all thought you were dead!"
Ana: "Well, I had to come back. I was worried you'd get bored not being able to stick your nose in my business."
Reinhardt: "Ana! How can this be!? I thought you were dead..."
Ana: "I'm sorry, Reinhardt. After everything that happened? I needed time."
Soldier 76: "You know, I still owe you for saving my life that one time."
Ana: "That one time? You mean Egypt? Or the time in Russia? Or Brazil?"
Mercy: "You know, Ana... there are procedures we could look into to repair your eye."
Ana: "You're very kind, but I'm comfortable with who I am now. It's a good reminder."
Pharah: "Mum, don't you think it's time you let Sam know you're alive?"
Ana: "You let me worry about what your father needs to know."
Da bin ich, Gott sei Dank, ja jetzt nicht unbedingt so'n mentaler Intercity. Also, bis ich kapiert hab, was er dort macht, da war's schon wieder vorbei.
Olaf Schubert in LOL: Last One Laughing Germany, Staffel 3 Episode 1Von den Frauen ist sie die hübschste und von den Männern ich. Also, ihr standet schon mit zur Disposition, aber kamt nicht in die engere Wahl.
Olaf Schubert in LOL: Last One Laughing Germany, Staffel 3 Episode 1Ich hasse es, hasse es, hasse es, außen vor zu bleiben. Zum Beispiel, wenn ich nicht für die Mannschaft ausgewählt werde, oder ich werd' für 'ne Mannschaft ausgewählt und wenn ich hingehe, muss ich feststellen, dass die Mannschaft gar nicht existiert. Oder, dass die Sportart nicht existiert. Ich hätte es wissen sollen. Furzball?
I hate, hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing that the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist. I should have known. Poopball?
Michael Scott in The Office, Staffel 6 Episode 1Ich habe einen Termin mit dem Pferdedoktor. Wie konnte das Pferd ein Doktor werden, keine Ahnung. War nur ein Scherz. Er ist ein normaler Doktor, der Pferden in den Kopf schießt, wenn sie ein gebrochenes Bein haben.
I have an appointment with the horse doctor. How that horse became a doctor, I don't know. Nah, I'm kdding. He's just a regular doctor who shoots your horse in the head when its leg is broken.
Dwight Schrute in The Office, Staffel 5 Episode 28Orisa: "Tracer, is it wrong for us to operate outside the law?"
Tracer: "That's a difficult question, Orisa. I think there are times when you just have to do what's right."
Genji: "What is it like to have the chance to change the past?"
Tracer: "Sometimes it doesn't want to change."
Tracer: "Aren't you warm wearing all that?"
Mei: "Yes. But it's too late to change!"
Doomfist: "I thought I'd taken care of you. You're more resilient than you look."
Tracer: "I've come back from worse."
Widowmaker: "So predictable. Even when you reverse time, you always make the same decisions."
Tracer: "Don't be so sure about that."
Tracer: "What'cha lookin' at?"
Widowmaker: "An annoyance."
Lost crusaders without a crusade, the Mandalorians fight because it is their way - not for power or wealth, but for personal honor!
Star Wars: Tales of the Jedi, The Sith WarAs their plans proceed, far from the watchful eyes of the loyal Jedi Knights, other vicious crusaders turn their attentions to what may seem to be easy pickings.
Star Wars: Tales of the Jedi, The Sith WarIf you care about the future of the Jedi... you will join me in my exploration of the most ancient, most wise, and most powerful Jedi secrets - then we can change the Galaxy!
Star Wars: Tales of the Jedi, The Sith WarSombra: "Sometimes I feel a little sick after using my Translocator. I'm sure you know what I mean, Tracer."
Tracer: "Won't be a problem if you just disappeared forever."
Tracer: "Don't think I don't recognize that device of yours. I know you stole it!"
Sombra: "What can I say? A girl just has to have the latest tech."
Bob: "Was dagegen, wenn ich mir meine Frau stehle?"
Dwight: "Du kannst nicht stehlen, was rechtmäßig dein Eigentum ist."
Bob: "Mind if I steal my wife?"
Dwight: "You can't steal what is legally your property."
Michael: "Phyllis hat sich vielleicht verletzt, aber sie hat sich verletzt, als sie sich amüsiert hat und die Erinnerung daran wird sie bestimmt nicht missen wollen."
Stanley: "Und ich würde mich gern mal an einen Tag ohne diesen Schwachsinn erinnern."
Michael: "Phyllis did injure herself, but she injured herself having fun and I don't think she'd trade that memory for anything."
Stanley: "I would like the memory of a day uninterrupted by this nonsense."
Grad als Berliner, wenn du da anfängst, irgendwelchen Leuten, die gewollt crazy aussehen, hinterher zu gucken, dann läufst du durch Kreuzberg wie ein Uhu.
BerlinFelix Lobrecht in Gemischtes Hack, #182 TOO SOON