Die besten Serienzitate (Seite 2)

Ich bin der Schrecken, der die Nacht durchflattert! Ich bin der Radiergummi, der die Rechtschreibfehler des Verbrechens ausradiert!

Ich bin der Schrecken, der die Nacht durchflattert! Ich bin die akribische Petiküre am Fußpilz des Verbrechens!

Ich bin der Schrecken, der die Nacht durchflattert! Ich bin die holländische Bedienungsanleitung zu deinem japanischen Videorecorder!

Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.

Ich bin der Schrecken, der die Nacht durchflattert! Ich bin der eingewachsene Zehennagel am Fuß des Verbrechens!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime!

Ich bin der Schrecken, der die Nacht durchflattert! Ich bin der Bullterrier, der am Knöchel des Verbrechens nagt!

The worst part of public transportation is the public.

Ich bin der Schrecken, der die Nacht durchflattert! Ich bin die Motte, die dem Licht deiner Taschenlampe folgt!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the moth that seeks your porch light!

Ich bin der Schrecken, der die Nacht durchflattert! Ich bin der Kaugummi, der an deiner Schuhsohle klebt!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the bubble gum that, uh, clings to your shoe!

Ich bin der Schrecken, der die Nacht durchflattert! Ich bin der Dosenöffner an der Sardinenbüchse der Gerechtigkeit!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the metal key on the sardine can of justice!

Darkwing Duck: "How stupid could I be?"
Gosalyn Mallard: "Does he really want us to answer that?"
Darkwing Duck: "Thank you for your support."

Ich bin der Schrecken, der die Nacht durchflattert! Ich bin die Stelle auf deinem Rücken, die du nicht kratzen kannst!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the itch you cannot reach!

Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the moth that seeks your porch light!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks!

Ich bin der Schrecken, der die Nacht durchflattert! Ich bin die Migräne, die in deinem Verbrecherhirn tobt!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the headache in the criminal mind!

Ich bin der Schrecken, der die Nacht durchflattert! Ich bin der Himbeerkern, der zwischen deinen Zähnen sitzt!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the widget missing from the easy-to-assemble swing set!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am... obviously out of my trademark blue smoke!

Ich bin der Schrecken, der die Nacht durchflattert! Ich bin der Haarpfropf, der deinen Abfluss verstopft!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the hairball that clogs your drains!

Ich bin der Schrecken, der die Nacht durchflattert! Ich bin die niedrige Einschaltquote, die deiner Sendung den Garaus macht!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am a special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the jailer that throws away the key!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul!

I am the thing that goes bump in the night! I'm the neurosis that requires a $500 an hour shrink!

Ich bin der Schrecken, der die Nacht durchflattert! Ich bin die Batterie, die nicht im Kaufpreis inbegriffen ist!

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the batteries that are not included!

When it comes to locker rooms, I like 'em just like my mother's bathing suits: I only wanna see 'em in one piece.

Early drinkin’ means quick drunken.

Hey, takin' on a challenge is a lot like ridin' a horse. If you're comfortable while you're doin' it, you're probably doin' it wrong.

That right there, that's a scone. Tastes like a muffin except it sucks all the spit out of your mouth.

Ties and no playoffs? Why do you even do this?

"How do you take your tea?"
Ted: "Well, normally right back to the counter because there's been a terrible mistake."

Rebecca: "So, I spoke to the owner of The Sun."
Ted: "You spoke to God?!"
Rebecca: "No, the newspaper."

You know what the happiest animal in the world is? It's a goldfish. It's got a 10 second memory. Be a goldfish!

I think I literally have a better understanding of who killed Kennedy than what is offside.

George: "I love what you done with the place. Did you do it yourself, or did you get some pouf to help ya?"
Rebecca: "I could ask the same of your hair."

Will you explain to me how that was offside? No, I'm asking you, seriously. Explain offside to me! It makes no sense.

You know, I always thought that tea was going to taste like hot brown water, and you know what? I was right. It's horrible.

Dreamers change the world.

My life is a perfect graveyard of buried hopes.

You can't know joy unless you've known sorrow. Those of us who can soar to the highest heights can also plunge to the deepest depths.

Nightmares aren't so scary without the protection of the dark.

Sometimes life hides gifts in the darkest of places.

Love is not quantifiable, and therefore not finite.

Sound journalism must defend the voiceless, not send them further into silence.

Tell me, and I forget. Teach me, and I remember. Involve me, and I learn.

Attraction - yes, it's important. But love… that's what truly matters.

I think broken things have such a sad beauty.

Ka'kwet: "It is a long way and not easy."
Anne Shirley: "Anything that's worth having is some trouble."

Art, the ability to make it, gives meaning to sadness in a way that many aren't able to experience.

It’s not what the world holds for you, it is what you bring to it.