Die besten Serienzitate (Seite 2)

Laut mehreren Berichten verbreitet ChatGPT Unwahrheiten, sobald ihm verlässliche Quellen fehlen.
Drei Jahre früher und er wäre der Schutzpatron der Corona-Leugner geworden.

Ich mache seit zwanzig Jahren Fernsehen und bin eigentlich nur für eine Sache berühmt... und das ist meine Lache.

Joko hat seinen eigenen Nudelauflauf dabei. Oder den Klaas Heufer-Auflauf.

You don't tell me where that other bomb is, and I'll make sure you spend your prison time on your bigoted hands and knees putting a big smile on some convict's face.

Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity.

There's a lot of money to be made in scaring people.

I've often felt that dreams are answers to questions we haven't yet figured out how to ask.

"Back in the day." Scully, "back in the day" is now.

I don't have time for your convenient ignorance.

Time has a way of shedding light on injustices.

"Baby" me and you'll be peeing through a catheter.

I want you to do me a favor. It's not negotiable, either you do it, or I kill you. You understand?

The truth is out there, but so are lies.

You know, I haven't eaten since 6:00 this morning, and all that was was a half a cream cheese bagel, and it wasn't even real cream cheese, it was light cream cheese!

No one, no government agency, has jurisdiction over the truth.

I'm not gonna ask you if you just said what I think you just said because I know it's what you just said.

What if there was only one choice and all the other ones were wrong? And there were signs along the way to pay attention to.

All we can do, Scully, is pull the thread, see what it unravels.

You two came along and you taught me not to hide from it, but to have the guts to shine a light directly into the darkest corners. And if given the choice between advancing my career by being blindly loyal to some faceless puppeteers pulling strings from the shadows or to throw in with you two, make no mistake about it, I'd make the same decision every single damn time.

When convention and science offer us no answers, might we not finally turn to the fantastic as a plausibility?

Who needs Google when you got Scully?

You're never "just" anything to me, Scully.

Nothing happens in contradiction to nature, only in contradiction to what we know of it.

The truth is out there.

Hier riecht's sogar nach Reichtum. Würde eine Bombe auf diesen Laden fallen, würde das britische Inlandsprodukt um 10% sinken. Aber vielleicht wär's das wert. Mögen die Spiele beginnen. Welche dieser Personen werd' ich am meisten hassen?

It even smells rich in here. If a bomb dropped on this place, Britain's GDP would drop by 10%, but it might be worth it. Let the games begin. Which one of these people will I hate the most?

Herzschmerz ist unser bester Lehrer und wenn das so ist, danke, dass ich dadurch so weise geworden bin.

Heartbreak is our greatest teacher, and if so, thank you for making me wise.

Die Liebe wählt uns aus. Das einzige, was wir dabei kontrollieren, ist, was wir tun und wie weit wir gehen.

Love chooses us. The only thing we can control is what we do, how far we go.

Without me, eyes are marbles, no darkness they see.
Faces look garbled, no flurry they feel.
No breath, no cheer, death not to fear.
Time is not spent, roses has no scent.
At nothing you can marvel without me.

Man spricht nicht, bevor man versteht.

One does not speak unless one knows.

Bo-Katan: "Ich hab viele imperiale Warlord verärgert."
Din: "Die werden schnell wütend, wenn man ihre Schiffe kapert."
Bo-Katan: "Das sagst du erst jetzt?"

Bo-Katan: "I've scugged off a lot of Imperial warlords."
Din: "They tend to get mad when you hijack their ships."
Bo-Katan: "Now you tell me."

How could I ever tell him… I want you by my side until I draw my last breath?

If the pain doesn't kill me, it will only make me stronger.

If I don't kill, I will be killed. I can't run away anymore.

I feel like something within me is lost every time I get stronger.

I'm going to protect my family, even if it means turning all the hunters in the world against me.

If you guys are hunters, I'm saying you should be ready to become hunted.

The system uses me, and I use the system.

You talk way too much for someone who's about to die.

Like I said before, it doesn't matter who you are.

Don't you ever set foot in Korea. I'm not saying this for my son's sake, I'm saying it for yours. You will never rest in peace, even in death.

Even if the sloppy people get together, they'll just end up being used.

Fridays for Future fordert erstmals den Rücktritt eines Politikers: "Volker Wissing betreibt offen Arbeitsverweigerung."
Dabei zeigt das doch nur, dass die Übergabe von Scheuer gut geklappt hat.

Laut Weltglücksbericht ist Finnland zum sechsten Mal in Folge das Land mit der glücklichsten Bevölkerung der Erde.
Das muss man erst mal schaffen, mit Russland als Nachbarn.

Ich schwöre bei meinem Namen. Und den Namen der Vorväter, dass ich den Weg des Mand'alor beschreiten werde und die Worte des Kodex mögen fortan in mein Herz geschmiedet sein.

I swear on my name. And the names of the Ancestors, that I shall walk the way of the Mand'alor and the words of the Creed shall be forever forged in my heart.

Ich kannte einige Jedi, weißt du? Keine Ahnung, was sie dir über uns erzählt haben, aber früher kamen wir mal gut miteinander aus. Wir kämpften Seite an Seite.

I knew quite a few Jedi, you know. I don't know what they taught you about us, but there was a time we actually got along quite well. Fought side by side.

Ich weiß, dass du's gut meinst. Ich weiß, du willst mich beschützen. Und das hast du. Und wenn wir fertig sind, gehen wir wohin du willst. Zu Tommy, auf die Schaffarm, zum Mond... ich werd dir überall hin folgen. Wir machen jetzt keine halben Sachen. Wir bringen das zu Ende.

I know you mean well. I know you wanna protect me. You have. And when we're done, we'll go wherever you want. Tommy's, sheep ranch, the moon... I'll follow you anywhere you go. But there's no halfway with this. We finish what we started.

Alle machen Weltuntergangswitze als ob's kein Morgen gäb.

People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.

Hausaufgaben von ChatGPT erledigen lassen, schön und gut.
Aber wirklich sinnvoll wird das Tool erst, wenn die KI auch an den Bundesjugendspielen teilnehmen kann.

Wie betrinkt sich ein Computer?
Er gönnt sich Screenshots.

How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screenshots.

Was sagt der Leprakranke zu seiner Stammnutte?
Lass stecken, ich komm wieder.

What did the frustrated cannibal do?
He threw up his hands.