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Bäume sollten da bleiben, wo es ihnen am besten geht. Im Wald, in der Erde. Sie sollten leben.

We believe the trees should remain where they do best. In the woods, in the ground. Alive.

BäumeElfen, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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Kasper: "Das war 'ne fette Katze. Du wirst dich von ihm fernhalten, okay?"
Josefine: "Nein, das war er nicht."
Kasper: "Glaubst du, sie hat sich selbst gefressen?"

Kasper: "Yeah, it was a cat. You can't be near that thing, it's dangerous."
Josefine: "It didn't do it."
Kasper: "Do you think the cat ate itself?"

Elfen, Staffel 1 Episode 3
 
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Dungeons & Dragons is about storytelling in worlds of swords and sorcery. It shares elements with childhood games of make-believe. Like those games, D&D is driven by imagination. It's about picturing the towering castle beneath the stormy night sky and imagining how a fantasy adventurer might react to the challenges that scene presents.

Dungeons & Dragons, Introduction
 
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Hi, I'm Bela. Like in Twilight, but Indian.

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Staffel 1 Episode 3
 
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No one in the history of the world has gotten laid wearing an anorak.

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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Mm! Young Stalin could get it. Right? Dude could've been on Riverdale.

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Staffel 1
 
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Leighton Murray: "Are you just now getting home? Wait, is this a walk of shame?"
Kimberly Finkle: "I mean, is it a walk of shame if I stayed up all night in the library hooking up with my textbook?"

Kimberly Finkle in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Staffel 1
 
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We don't have power over when guys treat us like shit. But what we can control is how much we let it affect us. So, I say the four of us go out, get tanked, and, who knows, maybe we'll end up meeting a guy who doesn't treat us like garbage. Or not. It doesn't matter. At least we'll be having fun.

Singles & DatingBela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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I'm the LeBron James of being attracted to women.

Willow in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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Kimberly: "What classes are you taking?"
Bela: "I literally don't even know. I just signed up for anything that started with 'Intro'."

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Staffel 1
 
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Whitney: "Why is there a tan ass print on our couch?"
Bela: "What you should be asking is, why aren't there four?"

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Staffel 1
 
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Kimberly: "Max and I are waiting. Not for any weird reason. He's just not ready."
Whitney: "He's not ready?"
Kimberly: "What's wrong with that?"
Leighton: "Boys are born ready, so something's up."

Leighton Murray in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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I didn't come to college to be tethered to some dude I dated in high school. Also, I never really dated anyone in high school.

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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Kimberly: "If you're saying that because you like Nico, you should definitely go for it."
Whitney: "Nah, that's all right. I like men, not boys."

Whitney Chase in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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Chloe: "God, you're so much hotter than your profile. It's like a reverse catfish."

The Sex Lives of College Girls, Staffel 1 Episode 2
 
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I still think sex is better when it's with someone you love, and it's an expression of your commitment.

Kimberly Finkle in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Staffel 1
 
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Let's krunk out with our junk out!

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Staffel 1
 
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Are you ready to black out with your rack out?

Kimberly Finkle in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Staffel 1
 
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Carol: "Our Kimmy has never touched drugs of alcohol. She doesn't go out much."
Evette: "I believe it."
Bela: "And you don't have to worry about me, Senator Chase. I'm a commited student eager to study the sciences."
Evette: "Okay, that felt forced."

Evette Chase in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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I mean, Vermont? Why's it even a state? Bunch of potheads making maple sirup.

VermontEvette Chase in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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Ugh, I fing love college!

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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Canaan? Is your mom religious or just super into towns of Connecticut?

ConnecticutWhitney Chase in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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We're your roommates. I'm Bela, that's Whitney, that's Leighton. Just kidding, they're my Indian parents.

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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Four months ago, I was an Indian loser with cystic acne, sweaty armpits, and glasses. But with Lasik procedure, an Accutane prescription, and medical-grade Botox injected into my armpits, I'm normal.

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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I came here because it's diverse. We're from the whitest town in the world. Dad won't even eat tacos!

Kimberly Finkle in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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Tonight, we're gonna rage our brains out at the anything-but-clothes party. I will be making a mini-dress made out of caution tape and caution - I will be showing some ass meat!

Whitney Chase in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Staffel 1
 
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Don't be so sad, something ends today. But now is the first day of your next life.

Tokio in Haus des Geldes, Staffel 5 Episode 5
 
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Actually, I believe you keep on living in the final thought you have the moment before you die.

Nairobi in Haus des Geldes, Staffel 5 Episode 5
 
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"What do you think you'll find in here?"
"The answer."

The Silent Sea, Staffel 1
 
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There's less than ten percent possibility our whole crew will survive.

The Silent Sea, Staffel 1
 
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We're heading to Balhae Lunar Research Station. It's like any other mission. We just have to do as we're told.

The Silent Sea, Staffel 1
 
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Als ich noch glaubte, ich könnte vor dem Schmerz fliehen wie vor der Polizei. Weg rennen, die Augen verschließen und ausharren. Aber irgendwann bricht es aus und der Schmerz überflutet dich. Du spürst, dass du nichts mehr tun kannst, um ihm zu entkommen.

Back when I was convinced I could outrun the pain, and the police. Run, close your eyes, and endure. But eventually, there comes a moment when you stop. And all that pain washes over you. And you feel like there's nothing you can do to make it disappear.

Tokio in Haus des Geldes, Staffel 5 Episode 5
 
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Nice glove, Ezreal, maybe you can use it to pick yourself up after the game.

Darius, die Hand von Noxus in League of Legends, Dunkmaster Darius
 
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There's no I in team, but there is one in Darius.

Darius, die Hand von Noxus in League of Legends, Dunkmaster Darius
 
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I kill three things: gods, kings and idiots, and you're starting to sound like an idiot.

Darius, die Hand von Noxus in League of Legends, God-King Darius
 
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I don't discriminate, some of my best friends are demons.

Darius, die Hand von Noxus in League of Legends, God-King Darius
 
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Kings demand you kneel before their heirlooms and unearned titles. Noxus wants you to stand so you can be reforged in a glory shared by all.

Darius, die Hand von Noxus in Tales of Runeterra, Noxus
 
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You no longer have subjects. Today they become citizens of Noxus. Rejoice at the end of kings. Noxus offers freedom and fortune for any strong enough to take it.

Darius, die Hand von Noxus in Tales of Runeterra, Noxus
 
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What is war good for? Lots of things: a world for the strong, endless violence, nation wide morale, manufacturing b-, well that's three things right there!

Darius, die Hand von Noxus in League of Legends, God-King Darius
 
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Let me honor your death wish.

Darius, die Hand von Noxus in League of Legends, God-King Darius
 
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True heroes feast upon the bones of kings!

Darius, die Hand von Noxus in League of Legends, God-King Darius
 
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Hey, Draven! Momma said you were adopted!

Darius, die Hand von Noxus in League of Legends, Dunkmaster Darius
 
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Demacia is a disease, I am the cure!

Darius, die Hand von Noxus in League of Legends, God-King Darius
 
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War separates men from kings, predators from prey.

Darius, die Hand von Noxus in League of Legends, God-King Darius
 
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What do you call a god who kills other gods? You call him Darius… then he kills you.

Darius, die Hand von Noxus in League of Legends, God-King Darius
 
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Ich denke Dad will, dass wir dort weiter machen, wo er aufgehört hat. Menschen retten, das Böse jagen. Unser Familienauftrag.

Dean Winchester in Supernatural
 
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Mein rechter Arm ist wesentlich stärker als der linke.

My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.

Tryndamere, der Barbarenkönig in League of Legends
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War is an instrument that can make or destroy its leaders.

Azir, der Imperator des Sandes in Legends of Runeterra
 
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Halte einen Mann lang genug klein und die Gosse wird sein Königreich.

Keep a man down long enough, and the gutter becomes his kingdom.

Pyke, der Schlitzer vom Bluthafen in League of Legends
 
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Life and death are two ends of the same thread.

Taliyah, die Felsenweberin in League of Legends
 
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