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Hier riecht's sogar nach Reichtum. Würde eine Bombe auf diesen Laden fallen, würde das britische Inlandsprodukt um 10% sinken. Aber vielleicht wär's das wert. Mögen die Spiele beginnen. Welche dieser Personen werd' ich am meisten hassen?

It even smells rich in here. If a bomb dropped on this place, Britain's GDP would drop by 10%, but it might be worth it. Let the games begin. Which one of these people will I hate the most?

Herzschmerz ist unser bester Lehrer und wenn das so ist, danke, dass ich dadurch so weise geworden bin.

Heartbreak is our greatest teacher, and if so, thank you for making me wise.

Die Liebe wählt uns aus. Das einzige, was wir dabei kontrollieren, ist, was wir tun und wie weit wir gehen.

Love chooses us. The only thing we can control is what we do, how far we go.

Without me, eyes are marbles, no darkness they see.
Faces look garbled, no flurry they feel.
No breath, no cheer, death not to fear.
Time is not spent, roses has no scent.
At nothing you can marvel without me.

Man spricht nicht, bevor man versteht.

One does not speak unless one knows.

Bo-Katan: "Ich hab viele imperiale Warlord verärgert."
Din: "Die werden schnell wütend, wenn man ihre Schiffe kapert."
Bo-Katan: "Das sagst du erst jetzt?"

Bo-Katan: "I've scugged off a lot of Imperial warlords."
Din: "They tend to get mad when you hijack their ships."
Bo-Katan: "Now you tell me."

How could I ever tell him… I want you by my side until I draw my last breath?

If the pain doesn't kill me, it will only make me stronger.

If I don't kill, I will be killed. I can't run away anymore.

I feel like something within me is lost every time I get stronger.

I'm going to protect my family, even if it means turning all the hunters in the world against me.

If you guys are hunters, I'm saying you should be ready to become hunted.

The system uses me, and I use the system.

You talk way too much for someone who's about to die.

Like I said before, it doesn't matter who you are.

Don't you ever set foot in Korea. I'm not saying this for my son's sake, I'm saying it for yours. You will never rest in peace, even in death.

Even if the sloppy people get together, they'll just end up being used.

Fridays for Future fordert erstmals den Rücktritt eines Politikers: "Volker Wissing betreibt offen Arbeitsverweigerung."
Dabei zeigt das doch nur, dass die Übergabe von Scheuer gut geklappt hat.

Laut Weltglücksbericht ist Finnland zum sechsten Mal in Folge das Land mit der glücklichsten Bevölkerung der Erde.
Das muss man erst mal schaffen, mit Russland als Nachbarn.

Ich schwöre bei meinem Namen. Und den Namen der Vorväter, dass ich den Weg des Mand'alor beschreiten werde und die Worte des Kodex mögen fortan in mein Herz geschmiedet sein.

I swear on my name. And the names of the Ancestors, that I shall walk the way of the Mand'alor and the words of the Creed shall be forever forged in my heart.

Ich kannte einige Jedi, weißt du? Keine Ahnung, was sie dir über uns erzählt haben, aber früher kamen wir mal gut miteinander aus. Wir kämpften Seite an Seite.

I knew quite a few Jedi, you know. I don't know what they taught you about us, but there was a time we actually got along quite well. Fought side by side.

Ich weiß, dass du's gut meinst. Ich weiß, du willst mich beschützen. Und das hast du. Und wenn wir fertig sind, gehen wir wohin du willst. Zu Tommy, auf die Schaffarm, zum Mond... ich werd dir überall hin folgen. Wir machen jetzt keine halben Sachen. Wir bringen das zu Ende.

I know you mean well. I know you wanna protect me. You have. And when we're done, we'll go wherever you want. Tommy's, sheep ranch, the moon... I'll follow you anywhere you go. But there's no halfway with this. We finish what we started.

Alle machen Weltuntergangswitze als ob's kein Morgen gäb.

People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.

Hausaufgaben von ChatGPT erledigen lassen, schön und gut.
Aber wirklich sinnvoll wird das Tool erst, wenn die KI auch an den Bundesjugendspielen teilnehmen kann.

Wie betrinkt sich ein Computer?
Er gönnt sich Screenshots.

How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screenshots.

Was sagt der Leprakranke zu seiner Stammnutte?
Lass stecken, ich komm wieder.

What did the frustrated cannibal do?
He threw up his hands.

Joel: "Tief ein- und langsam ausatmen. Du drückst den Abzug wie etwas, das du liebst. Sanft, gleichmäßig und schön langsam."
Ellie: "Willst du's abfeuern, oder es schwängern?"

Joel: "A deep breath in, slow breath out. You squeeze the trigger like you love it. Gentle, steady, nice and slow."
Ellie: "You gonna shoot this thing or get it pregnant?"

Du musst aufpassen, wem du vertraust. Die einzigen Menschen, die uns verraten können, sind die, denen wir vertrauen.

Be careful who you put your faith in. The only people who can betray us, are the ones we trust.

Joel: "Du musst uns sagen, wo wir sind."
Mann: "Ihr verlauft euch trotz Karte?"
Ellie: "Offenbar haben wir in dem scheiß riesen Wald die Wegweiser übersehen."

Joel: "I need you to tell us where we are."
Man: "If you got a map, why you lost?"
Ellie: "Must've missed all the street signs in the enormous f-cking forest."

Joel: "Hast du'n Rat wie wir gehen sollten, wenn wir nach Westen wollen?"
Mann: "Ja. Geht nach Osten."

Joel: "You got any advice on the best way west?"
Man: "Yeah. Go east."

Für Kinder ist es sowieso einfacher. Weil niemand von dir abhängig ist. Das ist das schwierigste.

It's easier when you're a kid anyway. You don't have anybody else relying on you. That's the hardest part.

Summer is for everyone. No matter how life changes, no matter how many things happen this year, summer will never disappear, just like the love between people.

Klee's mother, Alice, is an extremely enigmatic and near-omnipotent sorceress. Don't be overly concerned. This is just her character.

Sometimes, we all need to vent our troubles to the wind. Even if the nations go to war, or the sky falls down. The mages' tea parties shall forever be held around this table.

Parents are but a child's first connection. Even though we don't want to be seperated, there will come the day when you must walk your own path.

Yesterday, I snuffed out the life of my beloved. He had grown old and was extremely sick. He loved me dearly, so I took his fate in my hands, and ended his pain.

Ever heard of the Hexenzirkel? As the spooky name suggests, it's a secret society. Once upon a time, it even challenged the Anemo Archon himself But he replied: "Let us make music, not war, and resolve our conflicts through song." From then on, the mages would only ever convene In the woods, in the skies, or on the edges of cliffs. At these tea parties, they discussed their stories and secrets and resolved their differences. As the tea and cakes bore witness to their pledge never to fight amongst themselves.

My wish is simple: I want Klee to grow up with a curious yet kind heart. As long as she so desires, she can do anything and go anywhere.

The reason why I like the city of Mondstadt is that its freedom is exactly what my daughter and I could ever hope for.

Let us make music, not war, and resolve our conflicts through song.

Wicked girl of flame, you have finally arrived. I've waited far too long - how very boring! You dare face me, the overlord of the Dodo Clan, Dodo-King?! Such glorious courage! Though such courage is admirable, but it is now meaningless because Dodo-King is me, your mother, Alice!

Joel: "Man macht weiter für die Familie."
Ellie: "Und ich gehöre nicht dazu?"
Joel: "Nein. Du bist ne Fracht."

Joel: "You keep going for family."
Ellie: "I'm not family?"
Joel: "No. You're cargo."

Dann wird er sich nicht weit von einer Siedlung aufhalten, nahe einer anderen Stadt. So viele gibt's nicht in Wyoming.

Then odds are he'll be near a settlement, probably close to another city out there. Ain't too many of 'em in Wyoming.

Die ganze Nacht über habe ich mich gefragt, wo die Sonne hin ist. Und dann dämmerte es mir.

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

Was qualmt und hüpft über die Wiese? Ein Kaminchen!

What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra!

Warum ist der Luftballon kaputt gegangen? Aus Platzgründen!

It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

Traue nie einem Piraten.

Never trust a pirate.

And as I go about discarding things, I realize what it is I can't let go of.

Strength is not power itself, but how you wield it.

We are Shadow Garden. We lurk in the shadows, and hunt the shadows.