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Bäume sollten da bleiben, wo es ihnen am besten geht. Im Wald, in der Erde. Sie sollten leben.

We believe the trees should remain where they do best. In the woods, in the ground. Alive.

Kasper: "Das war 'ne fette Katze. Du wirst dich von ihm fernhalten, okay?"
Josefine: "Nein, das war er nicht."
Kasper: "Glaubst du, sie hat sich selbst gefressen?"

Kasper: "Yeah, it was a cat. You can't be near that thing, it's dangerous."
Josefine: "It didn't do it."
Kasper: "Do you think the cat ate itself?"

Dungeons & Dragons is about storytelling in worlds of swords and sorcery. It shares elements with childhood games of make-believe. Like those games, D&D is driven by imagination. It's about picturing the towering castle beneath the stormy night sky and imagining how a fantasy adventurer might react to the challenges that scene presents.

Hi, I'm Bela. Like in Twilight, but Indian.

No one in the history of the world has gotten laid wearing an anorak.

Mm! Young Stalin could get it. Right? Dude could've been on Riverdale.

Leighton Murray: "Are you just now getting home? Wait, is this a walk of shame?"
Kimberly Finkle: "I mean, is it a walk of shame if I stayed up all night in the library hooking up with my textbook?"

We don't have power over when guys treat us like shit. But what we can control is how much we let it affect us. So, I say the four of us go out, get tanked, and, who knows, maybe we'll end up meeting a guy who doesn't treat us like garbage. Or not. It doesn't matter. At least we'll be having fun.

I'm the LeBron James of being attracted to women.

Kimberly: "What classes are you taking?"
Bela: "I literally don't even know. I just signed up for anything that started with 'Intro'."

Whitney: "Why is there a tan ass print on our couch?"
Bela: "What you should be asking is, why aren't there four?"

Kimberly: "Max and I are waiting. Not for any weird reason. He's just not ready."
Whitney: "He's not ready?"
Kimberly: "What's wrong with that?"
Leighton: "Boys are born ready, so something's up."

I didn't come to college to be tethered to some dude I dated in high school. Also, I never really dated anyone in high school.

Kimberly: "If you're saying that because you like Nico, you should definitely go for it."
Whitney: "Nah, that's all right. I like men, not boys."

Chloe: "God, you're so much hotter than your profile. It's like a reverse catfish."

I still think sex is better when it's with someone you love, and it's an expression of your commitment.

Let's krunk out with our junk out!

Are you ready to black out with your rack out?

Carol: "Our Kimmy has never touched drugs of alcohol. She doesn't go out much."
Evette: "I believe it."
Bela: "And you don't have to worry about me, Senator Chase. I'm a commited student eager to study the sciences."
Evette: "Okay, that felt forced."

I mean, Vermont? Why's it even a state? Bunch of potheads making maple sirup.

Ugh, I fing love college!

Canaan? Is your mom religious or just super into towns of Connecticut?

We're your roommates. I'm Bela, that's Whitney, that's Leighton. Just kidding, they're my Indian parents.

Four months ago, I was an Indian loser with cystic acne, sweaty armpits, and glasses. But with Lasik procedure, an Accutane prescription, and medical-grade Botox injected into my armpits, I'm normal.

I came here because it's diverse. We're from the whitest town in the world. Dad won't even eat tacos!

Tonight, we're gonna rage our brains out at the anything-but-clothes party. I will be making a mini-dress made out of caution tape and caution - I will be showing some ass meat!

Don't be so sad, something ends today. But now is the first day of your next life.

Actually, I believe you keep on living in the final thought you have the moment before you die.

"What do you think you'll find in here?"
"The answer."

There's less than ten percent possibility our whole crew will survive.

We're heading to Balhae Lunar Research Station. It's like any other mission. We just have to do as we're told.

Als ich noch glaubte, ich könnte vor dem Schmerz fliehen wie vor der Polizei. Weg rennen, die Augen verschließen und ausharren. Aber irgendwann bricht es aus und der Schmerz überflutet dich. Du spürst, dass du nichts mehr tun kannst, um ihm zu entkommen.

Back when I was convinced I could outrun the pain, and the police. Run, close your eyes, and endure. But eventually, there comes a moment when you stop. And all that pain washes over you. And you feel like there's nothing you can do to make it disappear.

Nice glove, Ezreal, maybe you can use it to pick yourself up after the game.

There's no I in team, but there is one in Darius.

I kill three things: gods, kings and idiots, and you're starting to sound like an idiot.

I don't discriminate, some of my best friends are demons.

Kings demand you kneel before their heirlooms and unearned titles. Noxus wants you to stand so you can be reforged in a glory shared by all.

You no longer have subjects. Today they become citizens of Noxus. Rejoice at the end of kings. Noxus offers freedom and fortune for any strong enough to take it.

What is war good for? Lots of things: a world for the strong, endless violence, nation wide morale, manufacturing b-, well that's three things right there!

Let me honor your death wish.

True heroes feast upon the bones of kings!

Hey, Draven! Momma said you were adopted!

Demacia is a disease, I am the cure!

War separates men from kings, predators from prey.

What do you call a god who kills other gods? You call him Darius… then he kills you.

Ich denke Dad will, dass wir dort weiter machen, wo er aufgehört hat. Menschen retten, das Böse jagen. Unser Familienauftrag.

Mein rechter Arm ist wesentlich stärker als der linke.

My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.

War is an instrument that can make or destroy its leaders.

Halte einen Mann lang genug klein und die Gosse wird sein Königreich.

Keep a man down long enough, and the gutter becomes his kingdom.

Life and death are two ends of the same thread.