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Sorry, got caught up again. God, do I need to take more Adderall or am I taking too much Adderall?

Inzwischen verstehe ich das mit dem Klopapier-Horten. Die Kinder sind den ganzen Tag im Haus. Und alle Eltern wissen: Das Klo ist der einzige Ort, wo man mal ein paar Stunden Ruhe hat.

'Ich will dich nicht töten, Weibsstück.'
Lagertha: 'Du wirst es in einhundert Jahren nicht schaffen, mich zu töten.'

'I don't want to kill you, woman.'
Lagertha: 'You couldn't kill me if you tried for a hundred years.'

Hessen ist kein Land zum Anhalten, da will man immer nur durch.

Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.

Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out.

If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don't get mad.

So what if I'm crazy? the best people are.

You really put the 'fun' in a funeral.

My love for my Joker was stronger than their mad house walls.

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you're stronger than whatever tried to hurt you.

Smile because it confuses people. Smile because it's easier than explaining what is killing you inside.

Only trust someone who can see these three things in you: The sorrow behind your smile, the love behind your anger, and the reason behind your silence.

We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realised they were inside us.

If someone just hates you for no reason, give that jerk a reason!

I know the voices in my head aren't real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.

Childhood is when you idolise Batman, adulthood is when you realise that the Joker makes more sense.

Seehund. Sorry, aber wenn ich dieses Emoji sehe, verstehe ich, warum Leute die zu Tode kloppen.

Meine Güte, du bist doch Amerikaner. Denk doch nicht über die Konsequenzen nach. Spreng was in die Luft!

Waffen töten keine Menschen, Menschen töten Menschen! Waffen beschützen Menschen vor Menschen mit kleineren Waffen.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.

There's an old German saying: 'Don't blame the fish!' There are other sayings, but they mostly involve genocide...

Gummi Bears?! He replaced my bullets with Gummi Bears from the mini bar... that's gonna cost me $7!

Oh, I love your religion ... for the crazy! Virgin birth. Water into wine. It's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music.

A real New York hotel! How many Wall Street bankers have had their first prostitute here?

Stan, we can't have a grown woman acting like a child in our house. This ain't no Disney Channel.

Roger: 'I once survived four days in a Del Taco parking lot extracting life-saving nutrients from puddles and bird shit.'
Steve: 'Why didn't you just go into the Del Taco?'
Roger: 'I'm a Taco Bell man.'

Doctors are stupid, Roger. They're just failed dentists.

When I joined the CIA, I knew the deal. If we make a mistake, we cover it up. Like the time Dick accidentally created feline AIDS and we covered it up by blaming it on gay cats.

I’m gonna go hit the sack, and then probably go to bed.

Hello, Bill Gates? Turns out I’m the richest guy in the world, because I have an adoring wife and a loving family.
Hello, UNICEF? Yes, I’d like to donate some of my immense riches. What’s that? Children are still starving in Africa because wife love is worthless to you? What an odd policy!

I guess I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie-daisies.

Ah, saturday afternoon TV. Where the sneaky networks hide all the good shows.

Boil water? What, am I a chemist?

In a hundred years, when there’s a million jerks riding around Manhattan drunk in limos, the west will seem like a paradise.

The new Pixar movie, Clothes. It’s about the secret lives of clothes. John Ratzenberger plays a tie.

No one sees the perfect con coming, especially inside their own home.

Dennoch lehrt uns jede Beziehung eine harte Lektion, stimmt's? Das ist das Geschenk. Auf den Tag vorbereitet zu sein, an dem vielleicht die Eine kommt. Die Eine, die uns wirklich liebt.

Every relationship teaches us hard lessons, right? That's their gift. To make us ready for the day when someone, maybe the One, walks in, who could truly love us.

Manchmal tun wir schlechte Dinge für die Menschen, die wir lieben. Das bedeutet nicht, es ist richtig, es bedeutet, Liebe ist viel wichtiger.

Sometimes, we do bad things for the people we love. Doesn't mean it's right, it means love is more important.

Von jedem Jungen - als Mann maskiert - den du in deinen Körper, in dein Herz gelassen hast, hast du gelernt, dass du nicht die Art Magie hast, die ein Biest in einen Prinzen verwandelt.

From every boy masquerading as a man that you let into your body, your heart, you learned you didn't have whatever magic turns a beast into a prince.

Ah, ja, sich Candace stellen. Ich würde mir eher die Eier in der Tür einklemmen.

Uh, yes, face Candace. I'd sooner slam my nuts in a door.

So habe ich mich noch nie gefühlt. Dass man die schlechten Dinge an jemandem liebt, genauso wie die guten. Vielleicht sogar ein wenig mehr.

I'd never felt this way before, where you love the bad things about someone as much as the good. Maybe even a little more.

Zach: 'Jetzt versuch' ich mal Veganismus und fühle mich etwas schwach. Ihr zwei seid wirklich absolut entzückend und ich bin eine einsame, vegane Insel.'
Joe: 'Da braucht jemand einen Burger.'
Beck: 'Oder was, wo er sein Fleischwürstchen reinsteckt.'

Zach: 'I'm test-driving veganism now and I'm just feeling a little faint. You two are absolutely adorable, and I am a lonely, vegan island.'
Joe: 'Someone needs a burger.'
Beck: 'Or somewhere to put his meat.'

Das Universum hat seine ganz besondere Art, uns Demut zu lehren.

The universe has a funny way of keeping us humble.

Ned: 'Wie geht's deinem Bruder?'
Beck: 'Du weißt schon, er arbeitet viel. Anya auch. Aber sie sind offenbar glücklich. [Zumindest auf Facebook.]'

Ned: 'How about your brother? How's he doing?'
Beck: 'You know. Works a lot. Anya, too. But they seem happy. [According to Facebook.]'

All das Positive und die Möglichkeiten kriegst du nicht ohne Risiko.

Relationships are scary. You don't get all that goodness and possibilities with zero risk.

Eines Tages wirst du die Liebe nicht mehr brauchen
Eines Tages wirst du nicht mehr durch die Welt laufen
Als wäre es deine Aufgabe, alles am Laufen zu halten
Die Sonne, den Himmel, den schwierigen Teil der Nacht

One day, you won't need love anymore
One day, you won't walk through the world
As though it was your job to hold everything up
The sun, the sky, the hard part of the night

Es gibt gruselige Menschen auf der Welt, Beck. Deshalb ist es wichtig, vorsichtig zu sein.

There are scary people in the world, Beck. That's why it's important to be safe.

Die wertvollsten Dinge im Leben sind auch oft die hilflosesten.

The most valuable things in life are usually the most helpless.

Alle Konten öffentlich einsehbar. Du willst gesehen werden, gehört, gekannt. Natürlich bin ich dem nachgekommen. Das nächste, was unser kleiner Freund, das Internet, mir offenbarte, war deine Adresse.

Every account set to public. You want to be seen, heard, known. Of course, I obliged. The next thing our little friend the internet gave me, was your address.

Wär das hier ein Film, dann würde ich dich jetzt packen und wir würden es hier zwischen den Regalen treiben.

If this was a movie, I'd grab you and we'd go at it right in the stacks.