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Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?

Ann Perkins in Parks and Recreation, Staffel 4 Episode 7
 
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One time my refrigerator stopped working. I didn't know what to do. I just moved.

Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation, Staffel 5 Episode 19
 
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I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.

Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation, Staffel 3 Episode 2
 
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What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.

Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation
 
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I'm big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation
 
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I'm going to tell you a secret about everyone else's job: no one knows what they are doing. Deep down, everyone is just faking it until they figure it out.

April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation
 
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No matter what I do, literally nothing bad can happen to me. I'm like a white, male U.S. Senator.

Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation
 
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I don't want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.

Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation
 
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I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.

Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation
 
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Halloween is my favorite holiday. It's just the best. And I don't have to work! Hey slutty teenage girls dressed as sexy kittens, pump your own stomachs this year!

HalloweenAnn Perkins in Parks and Recreation
 
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There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that is lying about being milk.

Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation
 
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There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food.

Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation
 
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I had to call in a few favors. But if you don't call in favors to look at women in bikinis and assign them numerical grades, what the hell do you call in favors for?

Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation
 
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I'm like an elephant, okay? If I walk into a room, it's like, okay, he's in there.

Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation, Staffel 3 Episode 13
 
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I wasn't listening but I strongly disagree with Ann.

April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation, Staffel 4 Episode 21
 
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Sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot.

Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation, Staffel 5 Episode 6
 
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Time is money; Money is power; Power is pizza; Pizza is knowledge. Let's go!

April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation, Staffel 6 Episode 10
 
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We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third.

Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation
 
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Everything hurts and I'm dying.

Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation, Staffel 4 Episode 17
 
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Idaho cut their parks department by 80 percent. And Idaho is basically one giant park.

IdahoParks and Recreation
 
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Rachel: "I barely remember anything from that night, except for that you're from South Carolina, you have a younger brother, your dad's a doctor, and you went to a public high school for students, gifted in math and science."
Dev: "Yeah. But don't you feel like those are just assumptions you can make about any Indian person?"

IndienDev Shah in Master of None
 
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I feel like there should be an app that analyzes your tum and tells you what you want to eat.

Dev Shah in Master of None, Staffel 1 Episode 10
 
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Long term relationships are tough. You can't just expect a big, roaring fire right away, right? You know, you can't put the big logs in first. You start with the small stuff. Kindling, all right? Then you add that, then you put in the big logs and then you have a roaring fire. And that's a good relationship. But be careful, sometimes kindling is hard to find, you know? Good wood. So, don't take it for granted.

Master of None
 
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Dev: "You see The Social Network? Max Minghella plays an Indian guy. He's white. They browned him up."
Ravi: "No no, I read he's one-sixteenth Indian."
Dev: "Who cares? If you go back far enough we're all one-sixteenth something. I'm probably one-sixteenth black. You think they're gonna let me play Blade?"

Dev Shah in Master of None
 
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Going to Whole Foods, want me to pick you up anything?

Dev Shah in Master of None, Staffel 2
 
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Why do they call it Plan B? I mean, is Plan A having the kid? That's a terrible plan.

Master of None, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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"Did they live happily ever after?"
"I don't know about ever after, but they're pretty happy now."

Master of None, Staffel 1 Episode 9
 
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No, I just wanted to do one dinner. I don't want, like, a serious relationship with my father.

Master of None, Staffel 1 Episode 2
 
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Your IMDb page is full of Indian stereotypes.

Dev Shah in Master of None
 
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Diese Welt ist erbarmungslos, aber gleichzeitig unfassbar schön.

This world is merciless, and it's also very beautiful.

Mikasa Ackermann in Attack on Titan
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Egal wie es ausgeht, ich habe das Gefühl, dass ich damit klar kommen kann. Keiner von uns ist böse. Wir hatten einfach keine Wahl. Denn die Welt ist einfach unglaublich grausam.

Berthold Fubar in Attack on Titan, Staffel 3 Episode 15
 
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Je heller ein Feuer leuchtet, desto schneller brennt es nieder.

The brighter a lady shines, the faster she may burn.

Lady Whistledown in Bridgerton, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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Heute ist ein äußerst wichtiger Tag, auch, wenn ihn manche fürchten. Denn heute werden Londons junge, heiratswillige Damen ihrer Majestät, der Königin, vorgestellt. Gott sei ihren armen Seelen gnädig!

Today is a most important day, and for some a terrifying one, for today is the day London's marriage-minded misses are presented to her Majesty the Queen. May God have mercy on their souls.

Lady Whistledown in Bridgerton, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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Alright everyone. First, we must win. After, I'll be glad to fix any clothes, hair, or broken spirits.

Gwen, die Begnadete Näherin in League of Legends
 
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This place tastes like many emotions. Excitement, anger, joy and... salty? Is salty a feeling?

Neeko, das wissbegierige Chamäleon in League of Legends
 
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The memories I stitch here will be my own.

Gwen, die Begnadete Näherin in League of Legends
 
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Fancy blades, Irelia. Let me test my scissors against them!

Gwen, die Begnadete Näherin in League of Legends
 
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These turrets look strong, it will be quite fun cutting them down!

Gwen, die Begnadete Näherin in League of Legends
 
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Head high, chin up, scissors ready!

Gwen, die Begnadete Näherin in League of Legends
 
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Bits of fabric can become something beautiful. My work here can do just the same.

Gwen, die Begnadete Näherin in League of Legends
 
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Yasuo, your clothes are truly terrible.

Gwen, die Begnadete Näherin in League of Legends
 
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Vayne, don't let your hatred affect your aim.

Gwen, die Begnadete Näherin in League of Legends
 
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If Neeko can be everyone, how can Neeko be sure she's anyone?

Neeko, das wissbegierige Chamäleon in League of Legends
 
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How can anybody miss home? Home is all around.

Neeko, das wissbegierige Chamäleon in League of Legends
 
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Words are tricky. Better to speak with colors and emotion.

Neeko, das wissbegierige Chamäleon in League of Legends
 
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No more room for problems please. Only room for more cheesebreads.

Neeko, das wissbegierige Chamäleon in League of Legends
 
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Every place is beautiful. Every place is danger. Is danger beautiful?

Neeko, das wissbegierige Chamäleon in League of Legends
 
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The air is part of me. So are the flowers and the rocks. Neeko is everywhere.

Neeko, das wissbegierige Chamäleon in League of Legends
 
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Life as Garen just simple. Just swing sword around. Very bland, yes.

Neeko, das wissbegierige Chamäleon in League of Legends
 
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So beautiful! Like moonlight on fresh snow.

Neeko, das wissbegierige Chamäleon in League of Legends
 
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