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Wir haben beobachtet und begleitet. Wir haben ihnen geholfen, sich zu entwickeln und wir sehen wie sie Wunder vollbringen. In all den Jahren haben wir niemals eingegriffen. Bis heute.

We have watched and guided. We have helped them progress, and seen them accomplish wonders. Throughout the years, we have never interfered. Until now.

Ajak in Eternals
 
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Sersi: "Wir sind Eternals. Wir kamen vor 7000 Jahren hierher um die Menschen vor den Deviants zu beschützen."
Dane Whitman: "Warum habt ihr nicht gegen Thanos geholfen? Oder bei anderen Kriegen, bei all den furchtbaren Ereignissen unserer Geschichte?"
Sersi: "Wir wurden angewiesen, nicht in menschliche Konflikte einzugreifen, es sei denn die Deviants sind beteiligt."

Sersi: "We're Eternals. We came here 7000 years ago to protect humans from the Deviants."
Dane Whitman: "Why didn't you guys help fight Thanos? Or any war? Or all the other terrible things throughout history?"
Sersi: "We were instructed not to interfere in any human conflicts unless Deviants were involved."

Sersi in Eternals
 
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Weißt du was den Planeten noch nie gerettet hat? Dein Sarkamus.

You know what's never saved the planet? Your sarcasm.

Phastos in Eternals
 
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Ikaris: "Ich wette du hast das perfekte Safe House gebaut. Und woraus ist der hier? Vibranium?"
Phastos: "Herbstkollektion. IKEA."

Ikaris: "I bet you've built the perfect safe house. And what's this even made of - Vibranium?"
Phastos: "Fall collection. IKEA."

Phastos in Eternals
 
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Rick: "Moment mal! Ist das Mountain Dew in meiner Quantentransport-Lösung?"
Morty: "Du hattest die Füllhöhe markiert, also musste ich sie auffüllen."
Rick: "Auffüllen? Weißt du, wie ungeheuer giftig dieses Zeug ist? Und damit hast du meine Portalflüssigkeit aufgefüllt?"

Rick: "Wait a minute! Is that Mountain Dew in my quantum-transport-solution?"
Morty: "I saw you were marking the level so I had to top it off."
Rick: "Top it off? Do you know how dangerously toxic this stuff is? And you added it to my portal fluid?"

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty, Staffel 5 Episode 9
 
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Moritz: "Sie können doch keinen Behinderten schlagen!"
Buba: "Wen von euch meinst du denn jetzt?"

Moritz: "You shouldn't hit people with disabilities!"
Buba: "You mean him or you?"

Buba in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast), Staffel 1 Episode 2
 
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I'm going to heal this corrupt world and go back to before I met you.

Keyaru in Redo of Healer
 
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It's like there's always a voice I can hear that comes from deep inside me.

Keyaru in Redo of Healer
 
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I am a pacifist; as long as you don't do harm, I won't come at you first. However, the moment you've become my enemy, there's no forgiveness.

Keyaru in Redo of Healer
 
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How about we have some brutal, gruesome, merciless fun, until you're begging me for death.

Keyaru in Redo of Healer
 
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The weaker Keyaru no longer exists. I have been reborn. My name is Keyaruga. I will redo my life how I want it. I am the strongest healer.

Keyaru in Redo of Healer
 
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Even I had come to the conclusion that the only ability of a healer is to heal. That's why I was continuously exploited. Even If I had realized my mistake, my life was already over. I'm going to redo it all, so I can have the future I desire.

Keyaru in Redo of Healer
 
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In my first go at life, I was a healer… exactly as the name implies, I revive and heal the injured. However, there was a fatal drawback to healing. I see all the experiences of the people I heal stream in front of me in an instant. There was unimaginable fear and suffering, things that couldn't be endured with a sane mind. Truthfully, I ran away countless times because I didn't want to use my healing powers. But no matter how many times I escaped, I always ended up getting caught again.

Keyaru in Redo of Healer
 
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Will: "Carlton, I misjudged you. You're a lot cooler than I thought. Hey, you wanna go to the club with us tonight?"
Carlton: "I don't have a date."
Will: "Carlton, never bring a sandwich to a buffet!"

Will Smith in Der Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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Will: "Was ist 'n so lustig?"
Hilary: "Carlton hat einen Witz gemacht."
Will: "Nein, Hilary, Carlton ist ein Witz."

Will: "What's so funny?"
Hilary: "Carlton just told a joke."
Will: "No, Hilary, Carlton is a joke."

Will Smith in Der Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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A hard head makes for a soft behind.

Philip Banks in Der Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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Dad, don't do anything stupid! You haven't updated your will yet.

Carlton Banks in Der Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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Ashley: "Ich finds wirklich toll dass du hier bei uns wohnst, Will. Du bist wie der große Bruder den ich niemals hatte."
Will: "Wie meinst du das? Du hast doch Carl...- Hast recht, ich verstehe was du meinst."

Will Smith in Der Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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Carlton: "If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and smells like a duck, what is it?"
Will: "Your prom date?"

Will Smith in Der Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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Any time you see a white guy in jail, you know he did something bad.

Will Smith in Der Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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Congratulate me. It took all day, but I finally found the perfect pair of alligator pumps to wear to the "Save the Everglades" dinner tonight.

Hilary Banks in Der Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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Will: "Come on Uncle Phil, you're gonna ruin my rep."
Uncle Phil: "You're only 17, you don't have a rep yet."

Philip Banks in Der Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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Carlton: "I'm sick of being such a big loser."
Will: "Aw, C... you're not big."

Will Smith in Der Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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Oh my god, Carlton! What's that hideous thing growing out of your neck? Ah, never mind. It's just your head.

Will Smith in Der Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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I found that any game can be made interesting if you put some money on it.

Zocken & GlücksspielGeoffrey Butler in Der Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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Man, I love Halloween. It's the only time of year when a black man can wear a mask at night and not get arrested!

HalloweenWill Smith in Der Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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What kind of idiot picks a password no one can guess?

Hilary Banks in Der Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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Girl, you look so good, I would marry your brother just to get in your family.

Schlechte AnmachsprücheWill Smith in Der Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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Carlton, you are grounded for a month. Will, added to the month that you already have, it should take you into Fiscal '91.

Philip Banks in Der Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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Phillip Banks: "Going to college isn't just about finding a job. It's about finding yourself, and finding what you do best that makes a contribution to the community. It shouldn't be just about money."
Will: "You really believe that, Uncle Phil?"
Phillip Banks: "Yes, son, I really do."
Will: "Then how do you explain becoming a lawyer?"

AnwälteWill Smith in Der Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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Phillip Banks: "Penn State would've been my first choice if my applications to Princeton, Yale, and Talledega Tech had fallen through."
Dr. Hoover: "You must have been an athlete in your thinner days."

Philip Banks in Der Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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Girl, yo feet must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day.

Schlechte AnmachsprücheWill Smith in Der Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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Maybe I sometimes say things that are selfish and self-centered, but that's who I am, dammit.

Hilary Banks in Der Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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Girl, the way you looking so good, I wish just I could plant you and grow a whole field of ya'll.

Schlechte AnmachsprücheWill Smith in Der Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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I know you can hear me with ears that big.

Carlton Banks in Der Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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Fifty bucks? I could take like... 25 women out to dinner!

Will Smith in Der Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too.

Schlechte AnmachsprücheWill Smith in Der Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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Girl, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful!

Will Smith in Der Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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Well, someone has her rude hat on tonight.

Carlton Banks in Der Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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Phil: "Hol mir mein Werkzeug, Geoffrey."
Geoffrey: "Sie meinen Messer und Gabel?"

Phillip Banks: "Geoffrey, bring me my tools."
Geoffrey: "Do you mean your knife and fork, sir?"

Geoffrey Butler in Der Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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Now this is a story all about how
My life got twisted, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air!"
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything, I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought: "Nah, forget it. Yo homes, to Bel-air!"
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air!

90er LyricsDer Prinz von Bel-Air
 
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Spreading misery is what brings me joy. I mean... brings me misery. I mean... joyous misery?

Vex, die düstere Magierin in League of Legends
 
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Honestly, you taunt yourself just by being you.

Vex, die düstere Magierin in League of Legends
 
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You know what, Shadow? Sometimes, I almost don't hate you.

Vex, die düstere Magierin in League of Legends
 
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No doctors! I already told you, being sad makes me happy.

Vex, die düstere Magierin in League of Legends, to Dr. Mundo
 
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You're sad and dead? We should hang out!

Vex, die düstere Magierin in League of Legends, to Amumu
 
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Another person to kill. Shadow, can you handle it?

Vex, die düstere Magierin in League of Legends
 
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Life sucks. But at least I'm not you.

Vex, die düstere Magierin in League of Legends
 
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Every silver lining has a dark cloud.

Vex, die düstere Magierin in League of Legends
 
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Oh no. Happiness and rainbows? I'm gonna barf twice.

Vex, die düstere Magierin in League of Legends, to Lux
 
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