Zitate und Sprüche aus Seinfeld

Zitate und Sprüche aus Seinfeld

George: "She calls me up at my office. She says, 'We have to talk.'"
Jerry: "Ugh. The four worst words in the English language."
George: "That or 'Whose bra is this?'"
Jerry: "That’s worse."

Jerome Seinfeld in Seinfeld
 
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Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you gotta rock it back and forth a few times and then it goes over.

Jerome Seinfeld in Seinfeld
 
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Why is nice bad? What kind of a sick society are we living in when nice is bad?

George Costanza in Seinfeld
 
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I spend so much time trying to get their clothes off, I never thought of taking mine off.

George Costanza in Seinfeld
 
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Women don’t respect salad eaters.

Jerome Seinfeld in Seinfeld
 
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Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship.

GeldGeorge Costanza in Seinfeld
 
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This woman hates me so much, I’m starting to like her.

George Costanza in Seinfeld
 
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George: "Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?"
Jerry: "Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind."

Jerome Seinfeld in Seinfeld
 
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Mr. Peterman: "Elaine, can you keep a secret?"
Elaine: "No sir, I can't."

Elaine Benes in Seinfeld
 
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George: "Man kann Wäsche auch über-trocknen."
Jerry: "Das ist Wäsche, keine Pflanze."
George: "Und was heißt das?"
Jerry: "Pflanzen kann man zum Beispiel überdüngen. Aber wenn Wäsche mal nass ist, dann muss sie trocknen."

George: "You’re gonna over-dry your laundry."
Jerry: "You can’t over-dry."
George: "Why not?"
Jerry: "Same reason you can’t over-wet."

Jerome Seinfeld in Seinfeld, Staffel 1 Episode 1
 
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George: "You’ve got to apologize."
Jerry: "Why?"
George: "Because it’s the mature and adult thing to do."
Jerry: "How does that affect me?"

Jerome Seinfeld in Seinfeld
 
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I’m not a lesbian. I hate men, but I’m not a lesbian.

Elaine Benes in Seinfeld
 
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That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

WeihnachtenJerome Seinfeld in Seinfeld
 
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I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think 'That’s why I’m not a heterosexual.'

George Costanza in Seinfeld
 
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