Leonard: "Herrgott noch eins, Sheldon, muss ich jedesmal mein Sarkasmusschild hochhalten, wenn ich mal den Mund aufmache?"
Sheldon: "Du hast ein Sarkasmusschild?"
Leonard: "For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to... hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?"
Sheldon: "You have a sarcasm sign?"
What? Scott, come on. I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bone, okay? Sarcasm is my only defense.
Stiles Stilinski in Teen WolfSarkasmus ist das, was entsteht, wenn sich Intelligenz und Erfolg nicht die Waage halten.
Oliver HassencampWenn ich scherzen will, sage ich die Wahrheit. Das ist immer noch der größte Spaß auf Erden.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the World.
WahrheitGeorge Bernard ShawSarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor.
Stephen King in Der AnschlagEllie: "Did everyone have boats back then?"
Joel: "Yeah. I had a sixty foot yacht."
Ellie: "Really?"
Joel: "No."
Ellie: "Sarcasm... making progress."
"Really?"
"No. I'm being ironic. Or is it sarcastic? I can never remember."
"Irony's cleverer, so you're probably being sarcastic."
People who can put on a serious face while joking are the scariest.
HumorFate/stay night, von Shirou EmiyaI don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm.
Louise Belcher in Bob's Burgers, Staffel 4 Episode 7Weißt du was den Planeten noch nie gerettet hat? Dein Sarkamus.
You know what's never saved the planet? Your sarcasm.
Phastos in EternalsYou know, they say sarcasm is a metric for potential. If that's true, you'll be a great man some day.
Captain America - Civil War, von Howard StarkDie wirksamste Form der Geburtenkontrolle, die ich kenne, ist, den Tag mit meinen Kindern zu verbringen.
The most efficient form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids.
Kinder & KindheitJill Bensley