Zitat von Sandy Kominsky (Staffel 1 Episode 4)

Babysitter p*rn, stepmom p*rn... what happened to just f*cking the pizza guy?

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Norman: "Math isn't really your strong suit, is it?"
Sandy: "Why?"
Norman: "Why? That's 25 years. You know how old I'll be when you finish paying me off? Dead!"
Sandy: "Okay. How about if I push it up to eleven hundred a month?"
Norman: "Still dead."

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