Zitat von Sandy Kominsky (Staffel 1 Episode 1)

Zitat von Sandy Kominsky (Staffel 1 Episode 1)

So what is acting? I mean, when an actor acts, what is he or she... or they actually doing? Well, on one level, the answer is simple. They're making believe. They are pretending. But on a on a much deeper level, we need to ask ourselves what is really happening?

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