Zitate und Sprüche von Sammi Slott

Zitate und Sprüche von Sammi Slott

You can't lose your virginity to a tampon. It has to be a penis with a man attached.
Shameless - Staffel 4
The good parts of love are so good, you're willing to suffer an unbelievable amount of pain just to get to them. That's why I have been married three times and engaged 12.
Shameless - Staffel 4

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I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is f*ck you!
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Jenna tanzt für ein Publikum. Du aber tanzt als wärst du allein im Raum. Du hast kein leichtes Leben, Fiona, das merkt man dir auch an, denn du bist sehr authentisch. Du bist kein Überflieger, darum muss man dich auch nicht auf den Boden holen. Die ganze Stadt ist voll mit Jennas, aber ich hab' die Nase voll von denen. Ich schwör's dir, so jemanden wie dich hab' ich noch nie kennen gelernt. Durch dich hab' ich endlich wieder Spaß am Leben.
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If God didn't want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex.
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Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
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I'm sorry, but no one speaking English as a first language should be doing this job.
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Too many Gallaghers in the world already. Instead of passing rubbers out at your school, they should be passing them out at your house.
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You're like a f*cking cockroach, able to live anywhere and feed off anything.
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