Kashaw: "Is there a weak point?"
Scanlan: "Our plan."
Open your back door, baby
Loosen your hinges, I'll show you my key
Oh, Kern, do you need some dck? Because I gave some to your mom last night!Sam Riegel / Scanlan Shorthalt in Critical Role, Staffel 1 Episode 23
Scanlan: "Ok, I'm gonna move right there, into the room as far as I can."
Dungeon Master: "That's as far as, you can go that far."
Scanlan: "Ok, and I'm going to cast stinking cloud. Right there. It's gonna smell like just ass over there."
Don't worry, that hard wood is the boat.Sam Riegel / Scanlan Shorthalt in Critical Role, Staffel 1 Episode 10
If only I had taken a dump in the middle of town, I could see what's going on right now.Sam Riegel / Scanlan Shorthalt in Critical Role