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Salad. Salad is by far the best food in the world. Cheap to buy, easy to whip up, and filling.

I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.

Women don't respect salad eaters.

Mr Willy Wonka can make marshmallows that taste of violets, and rich caramels that change colour every ten seconds as you suck them, and little feathery sweets that melt away deliciously the moment you put them between your lips. He can make chewing-gum that never loses its taste, and sugar balloons that you can blow up to enormous sizes before you pop them with a pin and gobble them up. And, by a most secret method, he can make lovely blue birds' eggs with black spots on them, and when you put one of these in your mouth, it gradually gets smaller and smaller until suddenly there is nothing left except a tiny little darkred sugary baby bird sitting on the tip of your tongue.

Fate is called as such, for it cannot be changed, nor can it be reversed. It can only but be accepted.

What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.

Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?

Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.

George: "She calls me up at my office. She says, 'We have to talk.'"
Jerry: "Ugh. The four worst words in the English language."
George: "That or 'Whose bra is this?'"
Jerry: "That's worse."

Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can't do it in one push; you gotta rock it back and forth a few times and then it goes over.

My ideals have no stains.
I must correct you. People here bear no sins in the eyes of the gods... Only laws and the Tribunal can judge someone.
They can judge even me. So praise my magnificence and purity.

Eternity stretches things out over a long time. But each moment within it becomes all the more fragile.

With you by my side, though our mouths stay silent, my heart is at peace.

Observation is the first step of any experiment, but observing the current world doesn't satisfy me. It lacks an important dimension - that of time.

Some ambitions have the power to heal wounds, to bring victory, to inspire hope. But some ambitions, outlive their masters, long after their soul ascends. They remain as they were in the beginning, burning bright and true, for all eternity.

Dreams are rich bundles of human wisdom.

You should know that all power comes at a price. For every bit of power you gain, so too do you gain more responsibility.

Only once you know and respect death, can you truly understand the value of life.

Sorry... Paimon's mouth just works so much faster than everyone else's.

People say that a secret shared is a secret no more, but I like to think that true friends keep each other's secrets.