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Player: "Maybe the world is round, just very big, so we don't notice the curve and there's some magical force that makes us stick to the ground."
Longramble: "Well, now you're just making fun of me. I don't think you realise the... gravity of the situation."

Player: "Are you a god?"
Sliske: "What is a god? Power? Followers? A miserable little pile of secrets?"
Player: "If it's the last of those, you certainly fit the bill."

Player: "What is your favourite colour?"
Sliske: "Haha! The universe falling down around your ears and you ask me a question of such frivolity! I like your style!"

If the world is not as you wish it, bend it to your will!

There's one thing you should know about me. I give my word rarely... but when I give it, I keep it.

Player: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Oneiromancer: "Oh, I do like jokes, go ahead."
Player: "What do you call a crazy moon?"
Oneiromancer: "A crazy moon... hm. I don't know, what?"
Player: "A luna-tic!"

Well, that's about as clear as mud!

Dreams? Maybe. Dreams often reveal truths masked by the light of day but I know the truth of what I have seen in my bones. I have seen my end.

Being World Guardian requires you to make difficult decisions that affect us all. You do not have the luxury of personal bias.

Teammates? Ugh. Always good for collateral.

You'll break your neck trying to keep an eye on me.

Let's play a game of cat and mouse. You're the mouse.

Eventually, everything falls apart, and I'll be there to play with the pieces.

Trusting me? Now that's a risk you'll have to take.

Consequences? Hahaha, what are those?

Life's just a game and lucky you, you're playing it with me.

Run and hide. I'll enjoy doing the seeking.

That had the components of a joke, but... it wasn't funny.

What an "interesting" thing to say out loud.

I accept myself as I am. What's your excuse?

Knowledge is power... try reading a book!

Same hat? Same hat.

I've exceeded my capacity for social interaction today!

I like when it's quiet — I can hear myself think.

Note to self: repeating previous actions may lead to unfavorable results.

Where do yordles go when they die? Back to Bandle City?

I recognize those ravens. Are you their owner? Or, do they own you?

It's such a relief to have you here, Ramhaurg. Our other colleagues are so... loud.

Ashe, your ideas may be noble, but your execution is lacking.

Spending time with others is exhausting. If I seem curt, don't take it personally.

Do any of you wanna talk about spirits? ...I'll assume that's a yes!

Unless you know anything about spirits or the Spirit Realm, you do well to let me focus on my work.

You stain your blade with spirits, Yone! Why hurt what you can heal?

See with eyes unclouded.

Not all lies are bad, just as the truth is not always good.

Only by knowing yourself and knowing your enemy can you succeed.

If you have no use, stop existing!

Rose always used to tell me that keeping quiet when someone's hurt you isn't kind, it's stupid. I might be useless, and I might be slow... but I'm not stupid!

I dare you to underestimate me!

You outlived your usefulness, now rest in peace!

The key to victory is simple: diligent preparation and review.

Look at my sword, not my face!

The best time to prune a flower is when it's in full bloom.

Would you care to share a dance with me? We can waltz until the black oceans dry up and the sea salt becomes like stars.

Do not fear. The blood on my spear will not be forgotten.

It's not you who called me - it's I who chose you.

Incoming friendly fire! Dodge - or don't. Your call.

Dispense peace with the ultimate weaponry!